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Autumn is a leaf eater, but she likes broom essence.
But it's hard for broomsticks. Its task is to keep the world pure and natural. This is a charge left by our ancestors.
The ancestor jinx was born with bad luck at that time, and he got a lot of disgust and avoidance wherever he went. He felt very guilty, so he left the task of cleaning to his descendants, which was a compensation and blessing to the world.
Broom so sad, endless leaves, overwhelming, thousands, can not sweep away. If you fight hard, you won't win most battles. Autumn can kill it with fallen leaves, which is terrible. Then choose to outwit.
After thinking and thinking, Broom Jing decided to be friends with Qiu first, go deep into the enemy's interior, and know yourself and know each other. Oh, yeah!
So, under the persistent follow-up and entanglement of the broom, I finally became friends with Autumn. I like to travel in autumn, from north to south, from west to east, constantly traveling.
Broom essence followed, chattering all the way, advising not to scatter leaves in autumn, saying that it was a waste of energy, polluting the environment, damaging the soul and losing true love ... everything that could be said was said, and everything that was made up was also said.
It's cold in early autumn, and I don't care about the broom, and occasionally I give a dirty look. Later, I got used to the small broom, which was wordy and cute. I would interact with it, chat and tell jokes, and my feelings gradually warmed up.
However, autumn has come and winter is not far away; If winter comes, can spring be far behind?
Finally, autumn will eventually leave for a long trip, and the broom essence can't stay. When winter comes, brooms no longer have to worry about falling leaves, and their work becomes much easier. When you are idle, you are in a daze, thinking about autumn in the distance.
That autumn, when I said no, I still secretly and silently scattered a lot of fallen leaves; That autumn, you will have time to knit sweaters for it with extra fallen leaves; That autumn that will secretly bury the fallen leaves that can't be scattered on the ground ... I miss autumn so much!
The story of brain hole has come to an end for the time being ~
Speaking of autumn, what's your first reaction? Simple grain harvest, dead trees and fallen leaves on the landscape or sad autumn feelings with literati atmosphere?
Girls in autumn wear soft and loose long hair, fluffy and warm sweaters, walk in the warm sunshine, gently step on fallen leaves and greet this autumn with beautiful smiles!
In the nearest streets and lanes, fallen leaves are as thick as carpets on the ground, and some leaves in the air are still spinning freely. There are also many people taking pictures on the road. It turns out that autumn has come. Think about it. It's already October of the lunar calendar, and 2020 is coming to an end.
2020 is an extraordinary year! In the remaining days, every day can be a new beginning. Workers and operators, keep moving! ? ( ? )?
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