Do a quick brain trick in the bridal chamber.

The answer to the brain teaser is the result of the collision between the maximum relevance and the optimal relevance, and its entertainment comes from a contrast effect between the maximum relevance and the optimal relevance. Here is a brain teaser I prepared for you. I hope you like it!

Brainstorming in the bridal chamber (1)

1. Why can't I see God's dick? Answer: secrets can't be revealed.

2. Why does the white rabbit stay with the goddess the Goddess Chang'e flying to the moon? Answer: Because Chang 'e is a radish leg.

3. Who cries when she thinks of her mother? Answer: Grandpa (thinking of his mother's words every night, sparkling tears, Lu)

4. Why put two spoonfuls of salt on the basketball board? A: It's a long story.

Xiao Bai looks like his brother. Why? A: The reason is clear.

6. Which brand of electrical appliances is the ugliest? Answer: TCL (too ugly)

7. Which brand of electrical appliances smells the worst? Answer: TCL (too smelly)

8. Which brand of electrical appliances is the worst? Answer: TCL (too bad, too bad)

9. What fish is the most stupid? Answer: shark (stupid) fish

10. What fish is the smartest? Answer: whale (sperm) fish

1 1. We say that a bear without a tail is called a koala, so what is a bear without a JJ? Answer: Mama Bear.

12. The tortoise built a house in its shell and got into it. {Guess a health product} Answer: Cover the middle cover.

13. The tortoise tore down the house, built another house and got in. {Guess a health product} Answer: The new cover is in the middle.

14. The tortoise tore down the house again, built another house and got in. {Guess a health product} Answer: Super calcium.

15. The dog and rabbit go to the teacher to recite. Why did the teacher let the puppy carry it first? Answer: Dog (Wangwang Xianbei)

16. Which song has a person in the first sentence? Answer: I am not Huang Rong (me, Bush, Huang Rong).

17. What doesn't vomit when you eat grapes? Answer: Portugal

18. What sect of believers can't lie? A: Quanzhen religion

Brainstorming in the bridal chamber (2)

1. Who likes to lend a helping hand best? Answer: Doraemon

2. Shh ~ ~ Keep your voice down, I'm catching a mouse!

3. Which chat tool is the slowest? Answer: MSN (slow death)

4. Who is playing Chopin's serenade? Answer: Winnie the Pooh (playing Chopin's serenade for you)

5. Where are your pigeons hiding? Answer: the roof (singing your song on the roof)

6. Why does the forest always send lions to touch things? Answer: Lost contact.

7. A steamed stuffed bun fought with potatoes, and the potatoes killed the steamed stuffed bun. {Guess a food} Answer: bean paste buns.

8. When the steamed stuffed bun died, his father came to take revenge on the potato. Potatoes know that they can't beat them, so they run and run. A river stopped potatoes {guess a vegetable} Answer: Dutch beans.

9. Who owns the sea? Answer: Pineapple (Baltic Sea)

10. A rooster and a hen (guess three words) Answer: Two chickens.

1 1. A rooster and a hen (guess five words) Answer: Two chickens.

12. A rooster and a hen (guess seven words) Answer: Idiot, or two chickens?

13. A bean fell. Only you can encourage him. Why? Answer: chocolate beans

14. Why doesn't the princess hang a mosquito net when she gets married? Answer: Because there is a frog prince.

15. Who is Mi's mother? Answer: Who are Amy's mother and father? Answer: Is Amy's father a butterfly? Who is Amy's lover? Answer: Who is the grandmother of mouse (mouse loves rice)? Answer: Amy's grandmother is a great pen. Who is Amy's grandfather? Answer: Amy's grandfather is popcorn.

16. Who is bigger, McDonald's or KFC? Answer: KFC (McDonald's is the uncle, KFC is the uncle)

17. When eggs fight with chocolate, chocolate wins ~ {a foodie} Answer: chocolate bar.

18. Not convinced by losing eggs, I went to fight again ~ I lost again ~ {I beat a kind of food} Answer: egg noodles.

Brainstorming in the bridal chamber (3)

1. As a result, the eggs were lost twice in a row. Not convinced, I went to my brother's cake. As a result, the cake failed and he was severely humiliated by chocolate. Answer: chocolate chess cake.

2. Eggs and cakes go to Big Brother's egg tart, which says chocolate is very powerful! You can't do this, D~ so go find the chocolate theory! Finally, chocolate realized her mistake and took the initiative to apologize to the egg and cake. Answer: Telford (Fu) chocolate.

3. Cars can fly. {Guess a drink} Answer: Coffee (car, plane)

4. How to make drinks bigger? Answer: recite the great compassion mantra

5. A white horse is called a white horse, a dark horse is called a dark horse, and a black and white horse is called a zebra. So what's the name of the black, white and red horse? Answer: shy zebra

6. Who runs fastest in history? Answer: Cao Cao (speaking of the devil)

7. Who wore glasses in the Tang Dynasty? Answer: Li Bai (such a bright line is at the foot of my bed, hey! The ground is frosty)

8. Which historical figure should be beaten the most? Answer: Su Wu. Reason: Su Wu was herding sheep by the North Sea (being beaten by the sea).

9. A bear comes prepared.

10. The eleventh book is incredible (book)

1 1. What kind of bats don't have to rest and be untidy (never stop bats)?

12. A person painted gold is a blockbuster (a golden person).

13. The sheep stopped breathing and stood high (the sheep didn't exhale)

14. The mobile phone must not fall into the toilet.

15. Xiaoyu told Xiaoming that her father was impotent and couldn't stop (Jade's father couldn't).

16. Dogs don't bark when crossing a wooden bridge, and they never forget it.

17. It's sunny when bees stop on the calendar (bees and calendars)

18. Two people sitting on a stone kill two birds with one stone.

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