Short play joke

In college, a girl was caught in an exam. The invigilator confiscated her admission ticket and ordered her to pack up and leave the examination room.

The girl was prone on the table, and her shoulders slowly began to shrug. The invigilator is an old man. Look at this situation.

Go over to comfort: "nothing, it's not that you are not allowed to take all the subjects." Go home, ah. "

The girl gradually burst into tears. Seeing this, the old man said, "Don't cry, don't cry. Ok, I'll return the admission ticket to you, so it's not cheating. "

The girl ignored her and burst into tears. The old man was startled and leaned over and said, "Why don't we copy more? ! "

When I was a sophomore, I took an English test, which was divided into AB papers, all of which were multiple-choice questions. A brother finally got the answer in the last 10 minute, and suddenly found that the answer was Volume A, while his own paper was Volume B. It was too late to get the answer. Bow your head and think for 1 minute, and start copying. After copying, tear off the "B" in the corner of the answer sheet and hand in an "A". Score, 60 points ... the whole class fell in love with him.

Postgraduate entrance examination, computer professional course. 10 after the exam, I was bending my head to do the paper. Suddenly, the head of the computer department rushed in with a blue face, searched everyone's papers, and then declared the exam invalid and took it again the next afternoon. I was surprised to be told that the standard answers were printed on the back of the test questions. That night, the school leaders went to the news broadcast.

The next day, take the exam again. Look at the newspaper, or yesterday's problem! Immediately dizzy ~ ~