Who has a joke?

The first answer can get 2 points 1. The old couple went to take pictures, and the photographer asked, "Grandpa, do you want side light, backlight or full light?" "My uncle said shyly," I don't care. Can you leave a pair of underwear for your aunt? "2. Wife's Quotation: You are allowed to get drunk and hook up with your sister, but you must return to the team at night. If you dare to break my heart and my lungs, I will definitely cripple your third leg and let your bird sleep forever. One day, Xiaoming told Xiaogang a secret and told him to keep it. Xiaogang said that I should not only keep secrets, but also tell everyone to keep them secret. One day, a reporter found a group of people around a car and approached it. When he asked who was hit by a car, the reporter said I was the victim's son. After that, everyone stepped aside. When the reporter saw it, it turned out that a dog was hit. A child always wants to sleep with his mother, and her mother said, "When you grow up, marry a daughter-in-law to sleep with me.". The son said, "well," her mother said, "who does your daughter-in-law sleep with?" "Sleep with dad," said the son. When the father heard this, he said excitedly, "The child has been sensible since childhood. ".。 . . 6. A woman was on the train, her period came, and her sanitary napkin was lost ... In desperation, she opened the window and went out! Just hit a farmer in the face, the farmer touched his face, looked at it and said, damn, the train is fast. Throwing a piece of paper will beat my face with blood! ! ! ! 7. A child went to buy a by set and said, "Boss, I'll buy a by set. "When the boss saw that he was a child, he ignored him. The child said again. A. Boss, I want to buy by the set! " The boss said. What size do you want ... The child said, "Extra large! With suspicion, the boss took it to him ... The child opened the quilt on his head without saying anything ...; The boss asked, "What are you doing? "The child said," There is a Christmas party in our class, and all the students in the class have performances except me. I went to ask the teacher why there was no program. The teacher said. You are still playing. You play JB, you play! ! ~ "...8. A village woman was walking in the forest with a basket of eggs. ..... Suddenly, a big man came out and raped her. After Dahan left, the village woman got up ... patted the dirt on her body ... and said ...? ! ! ! ! What's the big deal ... I thought the egg snatcher was coming ~ ~! 9. Xiaoming said to his mother, "Mom, I want to get back at that little babysitter. She broke my toy! ""Mom said, "How do you get even?" Xiao Ming said: "I want to press her on the bed like my father, bite her mouth hard and strip off her clothes ~ ~!" " ! ! 10. Mulan joined the army. . . One day during the war, my period came, and I was about to change sanitary napkins when suddenly a shell came. She passed out. . . When she woke up, she was already on the operating table. . . The doctor said. Are you okay? ! ! !" Mulan said, "What's the matter? I'm fine. " . . . "It's nothing. . Is it okay if the penis is blown away? ! ! "The doctor said," But it's all right now! " Mulan said, "What's the matter?" . . "I will sew up the wound for you! ! ~ "said the doctor. Haha, ok? ? Thank you for your adoption. . .