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Phrase quotation
1. Fat head, big ears, poor hygiene, thick waist and thin legs. Being healthy and willing to endure hardships is often people's dish.
It is because you talk too much that most of your troubles come out. If you cultivate a normal mind, you won't be surprised, happy or worried.
3. Follow step by step, persevere, and adhere to the inevitable spirit all the year round.
4. Little bees, buzzing, flying west, flying east, flying to the garden to collect honey, little bees love to work.
5. When do you have cigarettes? Drinking wine and enjoying music. There will be a small two and a small three next to you, and you will have a rest in the sauna. Drive rickshaws into houses, play mahjong and hug young ladies; Wildflowers are really more fragrant than home flowers, and public funds are used up to borrow foreign debts; The police car chased after him, handcuffed to his mouth.
6. Wine is mountain or water, and whoever drinks it is the most beautiful.
7. I lost myself, so angry that I finally lost my shorts and was in a daze.
8. Cross the road, take the zebra crossing or take the underpass under the overpass; Walk on the sidewalk, don't ride in the driveway.
9. Tiangu in the city, water blocks five streets, and Foping men don't pout!
10. A grain is a drop of sweat, and every grain is gold.
1 1. Ideas are like underwear. There should be, but it can't prove that everyone has it.
12. The black car truck can't get on, and personal safety is not guaranteed; Driving without a license violates traffic laws, and you need to apply for a license plate to buy a car.
13. Noodles in Yang Yuxing Xu Changxing's steamed buns in Yadeyuan are really delicious!
14. Women's fears: first, they are afraid of being old, second, they are afraid of having a big waistline, third, they are afraid of not having pocket money, fourth, they are afraid of clothes being out of date, fifth, they are afraid that their children will not come home in bars, and finally, they are afraid that their husbands will be too playboy.
15. Humming songs, drinking wine, eating and drinking with your brother, who will make you happy every day; By massaging shoulders, the service industry can last a day and ensure that every day is as happy as a fairy!
16. Usually compete to win or lose in the examination room. Women should be ambitious and men should be self-reliant. I would rather be idle and concentrate on reading sage books. Crazy today, brilliant tomorrow.
17. The vast sky and the vast sea are clear at a glance, and there is no attachment in my heart. Wind, frost, rain and snow are all good wines, and bumpy and muddy are more energetic.
18. Stack benches and stack a big brother. Big brother sells firewood to buy grandma. Grandma burned a girl by burning incense. The girl bows and becomes a rooster. The cock crowed and called a bug. Bugs in the trap, grasshoppers in the trap. The grasshopper jumps and jumps over a bug. Worms climb, and pumpkins climb. The pumpkin did not bear seeds, but gave birth to a little white girl. Little white girl, knock melon seeds. Every three days, every ten days. She is very slow in her spare time, and she is not invited to dinner for three days!
19. Looking at the world with two eyes, Aauto Quicker is really lively, beautiful and beautiful, and the beauty function is really fashionable. Walking, walking and showing your belly are welcome.
20. Busy but people look at people, anxious but waiting for people, uncomfortable but thinking of people, cruel but hurtful, insidious but calculating, depressed but popular, humiliating but teasing, difficult but asking for people, angry than people, warm than people, moving but hurtful, and multiplying but people.
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1. We don't sell carrots and vegetables, we buy them every day.
2. Get the word in the dream, gun for gun. Originally a three-legged cat, it added a tiger waist. Walking is powerful and heroic. It's too bad to wake up and watch. The tiger has become a straw bag
3. Tell lies behind his wife's back, tell jokes when he meets mistress, talk nonsense when he meets young lady, and talk nonsense with friends.
4. Don't look thin, I'm covered in muscles; Although I am black, my face shines; My head can be broken and my hairstyle can never be messed up; Blood can flow, shoes can't be oiled.
5. Rabbit: This is a good medicine to prevent desertification. If you want to disguise yourself, don't eat grass by the nest all your life.
6. Don't drive, don't know Mercedes-Benz Bluebird; I don't know what it means not to go to the market to buy food.
7. I can choose to give up, but I will never give up.
8. I am cesium, golden yellow, and the water container is broken.
9. A broken jar has its own broken lid, and everyone loves it. Eat what you should, drink what you should, and don't take it to heart. There was no road in front of me, so I threw my car away and ran away. Take a rest and throw away the fire. Look at me in the mirror. No matter how hard you live, you have to face everything in life. If you drink today, you will be drunk today. It is right to live a good life. All my life, I rushed forward, fell down, got up and laughed at the end.
10. Smile, be kind, speak kindly and behave modestly.
1 1. People have backgrounds, so do we.
12. The artist is not romantic, but the front end will be dirty; The design is not lewd, and the scheme will not pass.
13. After twittering, the cock soaked the hen. The exam is exciting enough, and the answer depends on your brain. I don't understand in class, all because of old things. The teacher is full of nonsense, troublesome and verbose.
14. Home is a field. No pains, no gains. Sow understanding and gain tolerance; Sow understanding and reap harmony. Sowing picky, growing complaining; Responsibility is planted, and the curse is growing.
15. Do more business, do less accounts and make more money.
16. A high-end mobile phone, 15% of the functions are useless; For luxury cars,% speed is unnecessary; A luxury villa, with% of the area vacant; A lot of social activities,% are boring and empty; A room full of clothing supplies,% is idle and useless; No matter how much money you earn in your life,% is reserved for others to spend. Summary: Life is simple and clear, enjoy life and keep%.
17. blind date is bitter and tired, and it doesn't match for a long time. Smoke and sugar, or yellow. Parents followed, family followed, and they frowned. Some say it's not good, some say it's good, and it's not the end yet. When it comes to family and age, it is impossible to farm at home. I was annoyed, smiling, and shocked to see each other. Picking tall and thin is like buying pork in the market. Look at the five senses, look at the appearance, and react slowly. First of all, smiling, words and deeds are very important. Sweet mouth and quick eyes, can only say yes, not bad!
18. Old beans are young and strong; Beat the old beans and bless the Bodhisattva!
19. People have advantages and disadvantages, and there are advantages and disadvantages. Pay more attention to people's happiness and happiness, and pay more attention to things and pleasure. There is joy in suffering, and happiness in trouble. He who finds pleasure in suffering is happy, and he who finds happiness in difficulties is happy.
20. One day, when I get ahead, I want to be the only one in the world.
Speak in a jingle
1. Day by day, mahjong is rubbed every year. Time is tight, just play small cards and win small money. The goal of life is to be Dong Fangbubai!
You can't do business without accounting. Not afraid of not making money, but afraid of incomplete goods. You can't run away from laughing at people. Business talks, financial resources reach three rivers. The abacus is ready, and the jacket is replaced by a vest.
Traffic concerns you, me and him, and safety concerns thousands of families.
4. Be responsible for two kinds of people, those who gave birth to me and those who gave birth to me.
5. considerate lover and considerate friend.
6. Hundreds of thousands of people went into battle together just to earn money to go to the countryside. Graduation from college is worthless, and everyone loves to be a village official. I was not used to doing housework since I was a child, but now I want to be the head of the family. Nothing, as long as you can fill out the paper!
7. Unfortunately, it has nothing to do with cheating. It seems that both fame and fortune make you shameless.
8. Commodities have a shelf life, and people sometimes get tired of looking at them. How long can you be awesome in my heart?
9. The east wind blows and the drums beat. In today's world, who is afraid of who?
10. Why are men more playboy? Because you are not a playboy man, women will say that you are a stubborn man.
1 1. Because I am proficient, I am professional; Because of professionalism, it is the ultimate. Only professionals can become experts, and only experts can become winners. No customers will play with amateurs because they know that amateurs have no good results. Customers always trust only experts, and experts represent authority and trust.
12. The old hen is really capable. She can catch insects and lay eggs, goo goo, goo goo, goo goo.
13. Xiao Doudou, go to school, the teacher lectures and he sleeps; Listen in one ear and risk in the other. Do you find it ridiculous?
14. Driving is not difficult, but there are new people!
15. Once born and twice cooked, fall in love and look at the numbers; Walk by the roadside three times and four times, and go in and out hand in hand five times; Six times, seven times, a hug, eight times I feel very happy; Nine generations under one roof, ten new lovers become strangers; Young men and women should be cautious and enjoy blessings when they fall in love and get married.
16. Some people have their noses done, their eyelids cut, their breasts enlarged and their hips padded, leaving only their bones untouched. There are basically no women with beautiful appearance and virtuous personality.
17. Even if there is 10 million at home, it is better to work hard.
18. There is a big wallet on the ground. You said it wasn't a bow.
19. Don't take the initiative to eat, there is something wrong with your brain!
20. There is a snow doll in front of the door, with its mouth open and not talking. I fed him apples and told him not to think about his mother.
Jingle reproduction
1. When a person is 50 years old, it is like a blue ball. Boys and girls compete to stay, buy rice, noodles and oil, and still be able to hold their children upstairs. I don't worry about washing pots and cooking, mopping the floor to buy food like a monkey, I can raise chickens and feed cows, and I can take off briquettes in winter.
Stand in front if you want to buy something, and don't embarrass people who don't want to buy something.
Life is a game, just consider yourself a fart.
4. The head can't be broken, and the dyed hair looks good; No bleeding, no white head; Shoes should not be worn out. When you visit your girlfriend, you need oil. The car can't be small, you can travel by car.
Wearing a green hat is a hooligan, just eliminate violence. Believe if you don't believe it.
6. I don't drive a BMW: I drive an excavator; I didn't take a taxi: I brought butter; What I'm afraid of is not loneliness: it's salary; Brother is not stepping on space: he is walking; I don't listen to music: I listen to noise; I don't smoke cigarettes: I smoke dust; Brother is not a wife; But a filter; I don't want money: I want peace!
7. The old dragon has no real body since ancient times, and its magic depends on heaven and earth. The straight hook only asks volunteers, and the bait is good for the spirit.
8. If you don't recognize people, you are not afraid of anything.
9. Deep feelings, shallow feelings.
10. Interlacing is like a mountain, and interlacing is like a mountain.
1 1. The fierce jump of the performance attracted people to watch.
12. Give out red envelopes, group owners. Your red envelope is like a godsend rain and dew, which moistens the fertile soil in the hearts of the group members and improves their happiness index.
13. A father, a mother and a thumb are as long as each other.
14. Beauty, I love you. I will write you a love song. The theme is I miss you very much. It's all about missing you. Ask me what I think of you and swear that I will catch up with you.
15. Delicious but mung bean powder, it is better to come to Tongren for fun.
16. Female pink drank female pink wine, female pink drank female pink wine, female pink drank a drunk, and female pink drank a drunk. Female powder catches female powder, female powder catches female powder twist. Pink lady tore pink lady's pink coat, pink lady tore pink lady's pink coat.
17. It's reasonable to travel around the world, but it's hard to move without reason.
18. Safety should not be too soft-hearted, rules should not be spoken, and actions should be implemented in the mind to make the whole family happy and safe.
19. In the Year of the Pig, touch the hand of the pig, and everything will be fine this year.
20. Making money is like long-distance running. You can't see the shadow of money when you run around. You spend money like running water and lose the shadow of money.
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