Urgent for jokes about food safety

you must pay attention to safety in your diet, otherwise the consequences will be unimaginable! !

An 85-year-old woman married a 25-year-old, and the next day! The young man died,

the result of forensic examination: food poisoning, eating expired milk! ! ! ! !

Before the war,

a man rushed into the restaurant and told the waiter, "Give me a bowl of soup before the war!" The waiter was taken aback and wanted to ask him something. Seeing his anxious look, he could only bring the soup up in the same hurry. "quick! Give me a mixed salad, fish steak and Luo Songtang before the war! " The man said quickly again. The surprised waiter also served the food at a fast pace. After the man finished eating, he said to the waiter, "The war is about to break out! Go and get a cup of coffee and a box of cigarettes and let me tell you in detail! " The waiter quickly brought coffee and cigarettes, and then sat beside him excitedly, waiting for the latest news. The man spit out a smoke ring leisurely, put it out with his finger and said, "The war broke out! Look, I have no money to pay the bill! "

Rose Crispy Candy

A man bought a packet of Crispy Candy in Suzhou, and when he unpacked it, it was only five pieces. He wondered how four pieces were missing, and I don't know why. When I asked the store, I realized that I had pronounced "rose shortcake" as "nine shortcakes".

reference

The manager of the pub is at a loss because of bad business. One day, he happened to go to a bookstore to buy books, and saw a big banner posted on the wall of the bookstore: "Find readers for good books, find good books for readers." As soon as his eyes lit up, he rushed home and had a big banner written and posted on the front wall of the pub. The next day, there were many people pointing at the door of the store. The original banner read: "Find an alcoholic for a good wine, find a good wine for an alcoholic."