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I know the story of Love Apartment 3, which was copied into a big article. Did Ceng Xiaoxian get 5 million? ! A good answer must be appreciated. . ! !

Preview:

After winning the prize, Xiaoxian continued to live with everyone. He set the bar downstairs. After attending the memorial service of the founder of ipartment, Meijia suddenly came back and brought back a handsome boy while celebrating the first day of the opening of Xiaoxian Bar. Youyou reminds Meijia that this man is not necessarily the most suitable person for her, and Meijia discovered it later. Meijia and Youyou soon became good friends. Guangu and Youyou entered a period of love. After Zi Qiao hit the nail on the head, Guan Gu and Youyou became closer. Xiaoxian has never had the courage to confess to Yifei, and sometimes she will be jealous of Yifei and other boys. Joe and Meijia found the feeling of fighting before. After Zhanbo and Wan Yu traveled around the world, Zhanbo wanted to formally propose to Wan Yu, but Wan Yu didn't agree, but Zhanbo always guarded Wan Yu. Yifei, Xiaoxian, Guangu, Youyou, Ziqiao, Meijia, Zhanbo and Wan Yu continue to laugh and curse in ipartment, continue to interpret the happiness of a group of young people and experience the truth, goodness and beauty in life. (For reference only! )

There is another saying.

Summary before:

Ceng Laoshi lost the prize of 500W in Who's a Millionaire, but he returned to ipartment and declared his success to Yifei with a diamond ring.

At the same time, Meijia also came back, and Wan Yu and Zhanbo also came back from their trip around the world.

So, what will happen to this 360 1 3602 ipartment?

Episode 2: Haunted Event

Apartment 360 1 room

"Oh hey, I'm dead! I said, you don't know. Help me! My waist is going to break! " Zi Qiao is tired and complaining.

"I say you are uncle lu! You still don't believe it! " Feather ink aside gloating with a smile.

"Uncle lu? When did you become an uncle? You are not a young master! " Meijia a listen to, and put it in his mouth.

"Okay, Mika, Yumo, stop talking. I'm exhausted! " Zi Qiao is panting on the sofa.

"Son, Joe sang, has now been identified with Ceng Laoshi! Wan Yu and Zhan Bo are back! I want to be with Youyou, hehe, too. How are you and Meijia? " Guangu whispered beside Joe.

"What? You're kidding! Me and her? I don't want to be led by an old woman! " Lv Ziqiao changed his attitude in the bar.

"Old woman? Lv Ziqiao! Who are you calling an old woman? ! I spray you with salt and soda! Who held me in the bar and cried? " Meijia said, blushing.

"Meijia, how do you also blush with shame? Is it so hot today? " Guangu said 1 untimely again.

"Guan Guan, don't talk!" Youyou came over and stopped Guangu.

"Who held you crying! I just ... "Zi Qiao rarely found a" just reason ".

"Well, forget it. See how to sleep tonight! There are three more people at once! " One is to come out and preside over the overall situation.

"Yes, it's too crowded here. Two suites 10 person. How can we live here? " Wan Yu said.

The exhibitor said, "Well, Wan Yu, let your father invest in us! Enlarge the house and redecorate it! "

One said, "Huh? This is a good idea. "

Wan Yu lowered his head and said nervously, "But my father is not here now."

Guan Gu said, "Then where is your Dou Sang now?"

Wan Yu said: "He invests in oil along the Persian Gulf."

Everyone petrified in an instant!

Of course, except Ceng Laoshi, who was drunk and slept like a dead pig.

"To contact him, but also for a period of time. In addition, renovation and expansion will take time. What should we do during this time? " they say

Zi Qiao stood up righteously and cleared his throat: "Ahem, everyone be quiet! As a well-deserved brother of ipartment, Lv Ziqiao is naturally duty-bound to do such a thing! "

"Bah! I spray you with salt and soda! You're still a brother in the apartment! I think the fish sellers downstairs are more handsome than you! " Meijia talked back to Zi Qiao again.

"Well, Mika, let's listen to Joe first!" Wan Yu came out of the circus.

"Next is my ultimate distribution plan! Guangu and Youyou, Ceng Laoshi and Fei Yi, Xiu and Bo, you and Wan Yu, where are you? Zhang Wei's room, Mo Yu's room and Meijia's room are next door. How about it? "

Meijia glared at Joe: "I'll kill you with a bite of salt and soda!" " What you think is beautiful! I don't agree! "

"Meijia, stop that now! Big deal, I promise, you sleep on the bed, I'll lay the floor, and I will never touch you! " Ziqiao tried his best to make sure.

"I don't want it! I want to sleep with sister Yifei. A non-sister, don't you think? " Meijia resisted.

An idiosyncratic Cantonese said, "I'll mention it! I don't want to sleep with that sword! "

"Who is the sword?" I don't know whether Ceng Laoshi is asleep or awake, but he just shouted this sentence.

"Hey, Ceng Xiaoxian, are you asleep?" Without pushing Ceng Laoshi, Ceng Laoshi fell to the ground from the sofa.

"Hey, Joe, since Meijia doesn't want to sleep with you, I'd better sleep with you tonight!"

Zi Qiao gave Zhang Wei a contemptuous look: "You? Forget it, I'd rather go to the bar for one night. "

Just as she was about to leave, Wan Yu said, "Since you are sleeping together, I will go with you."

The exhibition stood still, not knowing what to say.

Yifei looked at Youyou and said, "Youyou, what do you say? Do you want to join us? "

You squint at Guangu and nod your head.

"That I also come here! These are all girls here, let them live next door. " Feather ink insertion.

"Oh mama ah, then I will go to the bar to stay! I don't want to stay with a group of old men on such a beautiful night! " Joe picked up the suit on the sofa and went downstairs.

"This is really a happy decision! Boys, please go back to your 3602, we are going to sleep! " No, it's still a devil wears Prada ... no, like a big sister!

"and go away!" In fact, everyone is Guan Gu, Zhan Bo and Zhang Wei. They open the car door and are ready to leave.

"Wait!" One is not to make a hullabaloo about

"What's the matter? Have you repented again? " Zhang Wei said with a sly smile

"Zhang Wei, why are you so happy! Does this matter to you? " Yifei shouted, "Take your waste Ceng Xiaoxian away!"

One is to pick up Ceng Laoshi from the ground, pick it up, lift it up, but get up and give it to Zhang Wei!

"Good night, my gentlemen!" Yifei said and closed the door.

(Half an hour later)

Zi Qiao came back with a depressed face.

"What's the matter, Joe? Didn't you go to the bar? Why did you come back? " Guangu looked at his Masami Nagasawa and asked Joe.

"Don't mention it! Today's beauty, I don't know where to go! The bar is full of men, "Zi Qiao said, and went to the kitchen to get beer. "Now it seems that I can only sleep with you."

(Cut: Two suites, one is full of beautiful women and the other is full of handsome men. )

An hour later.

"Shout ... shout ..."

"3600 jiaozi (sleeping), 360 1 jiaozi (sleeping) and 3602 jiaozi (sleeping). ...

"I *, why haven't you slept, Zhang Wei! You sleep in your own bed today! " Zi Qiao roared!

"I am hungry! I want to eat jiaozi, "said Zhang Wei.

"This gets, where to find jiaozi for you! Go to sleep! Get up for dinner tomorrow! " Zi Qiao growled at Zhang Wei again.

Zhang Wei said, "But I just want to eat. I can't sleep without eating, "Zhang Wei said.

"All right, all right." Zi Qiao got up and opened the door.

"Too good, Joe, I knew you were the best for me! I want to eat Chinese cabbage stuffing, pork stuffing and ... "Zhang Wei drooled and said to himself.

And Joe, he's already slammed the door out.

"Knock, knock, knock, Ceng Laoshi, come out!" Zi Qiao knocked on Ceng Laoshi's door with Guan Gu.

"What's the matter, Zi Qiaosang?" The whole room in 3602 was woken up.

"Not zhang wei, he want to eat jiaozi anyway, also said that don't eat can't sleep! This is 100 yuan. If one of you is willing to buy it for him, the rest is a tip. I have several appointments tomorrow, so leave me alone! " Zi Qiao left 100 yuan and turned away.

Just then, Zhang Wei came out.

"Zhang wei, I have asked them to help you buy jiaozi. You can stay away from me. After eating jiaozi, you can sleep in their room in Ceng Laoshi, or at the exhibition, ok! " Zi Qiao is going crazy.

"You go, I have to work tomorrow." He left after the exhibition.

"Tomorrow I accompany yo-yo to the interview, it is very important! Ceng Laoshi, it's all yours! " Guangu is gone, too.

However, when he finished this sentence, he found that Ceng Laoshi was still drunk!

In desperation, Guangu took Ceng Laoshi to the toilet, and then a pot of cold water woke the drunken Ceng Laoshi.

"Ah, ah, help! Murder! " Ceng Laoshi woke up with a start: "Guangu, what are you doing! In the middle of the night, killing people! "

"No, Ceng Laoshi! Zhang Wei clamored for jiaozi, but he couldn't sleep without jiaozi! Zi Qiao has an appointment tomorrow, the exhibition will go to work tomorrow, and I will accompany Youyou to the interview tomorrow, which is very important, so I give you this important task! Come on, this is 100 quick money. Oh, I love Ma Su! " Guangu gave Zi Qiao's 100 to Ceng Laoshi.

"What?" Ceng Laoshi shouted.

(Ceng Xiaoxian's Monologue)

God, earth, why are you so unfair to me!

"Thank you, Ceng Laoshi," Zhang Wei a face of obscene gnome male-".

Ceng Laoshi glanced at Zhang Wei, then at 100 yuan and said, "OK, I'll go!"

"Wait, Ceng Laoshi! I want pork stuffing, leek stuffing, cabbage stuffing, and ... "Zhang Wei continued to leave a message.

"You're dreaming! Can only say "Ceng Laoshi also nu.

"Pork, then," said Zhang Wei.

Ceng Laoshi turned and was about to leave.

"No, no, cabbage" Zhang Wei turned his attention to the number 1

Ceng Laoshi turned to go again.

"Wrong, or leek! I am sure this time! " Zhang Wei changed his mind, number two.

"Leek? Are you sure? ! "Ceng Laoshi standard smile.

"No, no, no, pork, pork is delicious!" Zhang Wei changed his mind, No.3.

"Go to shit!" Ceng Laoshi broke out completely in the small universe and became a saint!

(background music: saint! )

Finally, Ceng Laoshi went out to buy jiaozi, but he never came back, never came back.

Five minutes have passed.

10 minutes passed.

15 minutes has passed.

Half an hour passed.

"Oh, come out!" Zhang Wei shouted and knocked on everyone's door. "Zi Qiao, Guan Gu, Zhan Bo, come out quickly, something has happened!"

"What's the matter? My Zhang Yida! " Zi Qiao's eyes are red. He wants to kill Zhang Wei!

"Not me, it's Ceng Laoshi! He went out to buy jiaozi, but he hasn't come back for half an hour, "Zhang Wei said anxiously. "

"What time is it now? Has passed 1 1? Is the supermarket closed? Or did Ceng Laoshi escape and get lost? " Exhibition broadcast sleepy said 1

"Impossible, it was only 10 when he left. It should not be closed. Moreover, are you sure that Ceng Laoshi will run so far to help Zhang Wei buy a jiaozi? " Zi Qiao said

So they all felt something was wrong, so they all went out to look for Ceng Laoshi.

But they ignored the most crucial point, that is, the five women next door.

As the saying goes: the lives of three women

Now there are five women next door, no, four women, plus a female doctor!

(Scene change: another suite)

As soon as they flew away, they were bored and decided to rummage through the balcony to see what the boys were doing.

So Yifei climbed onto the balcony first.

They opened the balcony window and went in, but there was no one there.

Youyou went to Guangu's room, and Meijia went to Zi Qiao's room.

Ten minutes later, all the girls are on the sofa in the living room.

"In Guangu's room, the computer is on, but it is locked," Youyou said anxiously.

"You said that they should not do things that are not suitable for children at this time. When they saw Feng's photo, they all ran out in fear? Ha ha ha ha "a Philippines is very happy to say to you.

"A non-elder sister, why didn't you say that they were scared away by the photos of Brother Sharp?" Wan Yu connect a way

Yumo said, "It won't be taken away by Avatar! ? "

(Cut the camera to the boy's side)

Everyone finally found a teacher in the bar, but there were still no women.

He hasn't spoken, as if he had been greatly stimulated.

When everyone saw Ceng Laoshi like this, they felt powerless for the time being, so they decided to take him home first and then ask for details.

However, when Ceng Laoshi heard "going home", he seemed to see a ghost and said in a hurry, "No! There are ghosts at home! I can't go back! "

Zi Qiao said, "Ceng Laoshi, the ghost you are talking about is Hu Yifei! ? "

Everyone laughed.

Everyone didn't believe Ceng Laoshi's words, but Ceng Laoshi insisted, so everyone was ready to go back and have a look with 10% doubt.

At the door, Zi Qiao said, "Why don't we turn over the girl?"

Everyone nodded in agreement.

However, when everyone entered, they were all in a cold sweat.

There is no one inside, but the light is on very brightly.

Ceng Laoshi said, "You all believed it this time!"

Zhang Wei said: "This is not nonsense! It's a little late, but everyone is sleeping! Who is still wandering outside! "

Suddenly, the contemptuous eyes around stabbed Zhang Wei like a bright knife.

"Why are you ... haha, haha ..." Zhang Wei giggled.

Guan Gu said, "Let's knock on the door and see if they are there."

As soon as the voice fell, everyone dispersed.

So they quietly walked to the door.

"Dong! Knock on the door. Hey! "

Not responding

So Ceng Laoshi pushed open the door and found that it was unlocked and there was no one inside.

Because, they are all next door at the moment.

After discovering that all the girls in 360 1 had left, Zi Qiao's ghost idea came up again and said, "Shall we go and scare them?"

At this time, in the apartment next door, Yifei and others were thinking, "Let's scare them, too, shall we?"

(Hu Yifei's Monologue)

Why should I say "yes"?

In this way, five boys and five girls all hid.

In this way, a minute passed.

(That's it) suddenly. ...

Finally, Guan Gu couldn't wait any longer and said, "Where are they?"

However, the girls don't think so. They have been waiting ... waiting ... waiting. ...

Finally, Zi Qiao can't wait any longer. Zhang Wei said: "We can't wait any longer. I won't be exhausted if we wait any longer. I am starving first! "

Zi Qiao said, "What do you say?"

Zhang Qian said, "It's better to find them."

Everyone is sighing: "nonsense, if we knew where they were hiding, we would have gone to find them!" " "

Then Guan Gu said, "Let's go home! I am afraid that I will sleep to death here. "

Everyone stood up and said, "Good idea!"

Like the girl just now, she climbed over the windowsill and came to the balcony of her room. She found that the door was opened, the curtains were pulled open and there was a whirring sound inside.

Ceng Laoshi shouted, "I told you! I told you about ghosts! You don't believe it! "

Guangu said, "Let's go home first! I'm afraid ... "

Everyone will come back again.

Guan Gu said: "In Japan, there is a legend that ghosts are also afraid of things. We can dress up and scare the ghosts! "

Everyone cheered and said, "All right!"

They all rushed into Yifei's room, picked up all kinds of cosmetics and began to make up.

At the same time, the girl next door is also very depressed. Where are all the boys?

Or the strong woman Yifei said "wisely": "Let's scare them!"

In this way, all the girls sneaked into the kitchen one by one and began to make up with flour, soy sauce and other spices.

10 minutes later, the boys finished painting makeup here and were ready to turn over the plate.

Five boys, all versions of the curse.

They quietly turned to the apartment and began to look for "ghosts"

At this time, Yifei's girl came out of the kitchen with makeup on. The road to go is very narrow, and two guys just bumped into each other in the living room.

Seeing each other's appearance, the two groups shouted in horror: "Ghost!"

At this moment, Wan Yu standing behind turned on the light, and everyone looked at each other.

Or Joe's quick reaction. "Oh, that's interesting. Are you in a movie? This year's Golden Ray Award was awarded in advance? Even in movies, it's time to get stuck. "

"I use salty soda to spray you to death! Don't you look like it? Lipstick is rubbed on the eyes, and the face is rubbed like a painted skin. How dare you say we are? Bah! " Needless to say, it is another sworn enemy of Zi Qiao-Meijia.

Everyone looks across the street and then at themselves.

Boys are angry youths and girls are Avatar.

Yifei touched her neck and looked at the ceiling.

Zi Qiao said to Ceng Laoshi, "Well, it's sunny today and the weather is good!"

Zhang Wei interrupted: "Yes, it seems to rain again!" "

Guan Gu said, "What about your Sukulewa?"

Everyone went back to their rooms angrily, but Zhang Wei's jiaozi didn't eat at last.

Early the next morning, Zi Qiao came to ask Ceng Laoshi, "Ceng Laoshi, what happened to you last night? Where did you see a ghost? "

Ceng Laoshi's eyes flashed a glimmer of fear.

(Cut back to last night, explained by Ceng Laoshi)

at that time

"Zhang Wei! Go to shit! " I broke out completely in the small universe and became a saint!

In this way, I went downstairs alone

Walking downstairs, I suddenly saw a shadow flash across the ground.

I looked up and saw several white shadows floating on the balcony of the boys' apartment, all with long hair and a white seat.

I shouted, "Help!"

I ran as fast as I could, hitting three telephone poles and a bicycle along the way, and finally ran to the bar.

Zi Qiao said, "Is this what you are afraid of?"

Ceng Laoshi said, "Yes, think about it. How terrible! In the middle of the night, there are several white ghosts on the balcony of the boys' apartment. "

At this time, Zhanbo came over and said, "Let's go to the next door for breakfast first."

Zhang Wei drooled and said, "Yes, yes, I was hungry last night. Finally, I still didn't eat jiaozi! "

"Do you still dare to say! Because of you, we stayed up all night! " Everyone shouted at Zhang Wei except Guangu.

Well, actually, just three people.

"Hey, it ended yesterday, so I went to sleep!" Zhang Wei Gherardini said

At this time, Guan Gu came out of the toilet and smiled cunningly and said, "Yes, we slept. I could have gone to bed after 10, because your jiaozi became more than 2 am! "

"Well, let's go to my sister's house for breakfast. I can smell the breakfast next door! " Exhibition theory

(10 minutes later, 360 1 room, ipartment)

"Hu Yifei, where did you go last night? Why are you in our room? " Ceng Laoshi asked.

"Yes, my room has also been entered!" Guangu inserted a sentence.

"We want to see what you are doing. As the owner here, I have an obligation to protect you! " Hu Yifei argued.

"protection? I think it is supervision! " Ceng Xiaoxian retorted.

"Ceng Xiaoxian, what about you? What was it last night? " Hu Yifei strikes back against number two.

"As the vice chairman of the Committee that loves the apartment, I have the responsibility to take care of all the female compatriots in the apartment!" Ceng Xiaoxian righteousness is words said.

"That's it! And I, Lv Ziqiao, known as Lv Xiaobu, are recognized brothers in the apartment, and I also have an obligation to protect the women in the apartment from other men besides me! " Lv Ziqiao also show said.

"Bah! Lv Ziqiao, you are shameless! I will spray you with salt and soda! " Yes, it is Meijia again. Hearing what Lv Ziqiao said, she couldn't help it.

"Development, come here! You are my brother, you are the most honest, say it quickly! What was Ceng Xiaoxian doing yesterday? ! "Hu Yifei found development at a side bowed their heads and eat.

"Elder sister, I really don't know! I went to bed yesterday. When I wake up, I will invite them over for dinner! " Exhibition broadcast innocent said

"Joe, I know you are the best! You must know, come on, what was Ceng Laoshi doing last night? " Meijiaqiao coquetry ING

"Meijia, it's not that I won't say. I really don't know! " Zi Qiao said this in his mouth, but he was thinking in his heart, "How can I betray my brother because of the child!"

Ceng Laoshi seemed to understand Joe's mind and gave him a color: "Well done!"

"Lv Ziqiao! Don't blame me for not reminding you! At that time, you still owed me 500 yuan! If you don't say anything, I'll let you spit it out with interest! " Meijia sees that soft is not good, so she will play hardball.

"Meijia, don't push me ..." Joe had no choice but to spill the beans.

"oh? It seems that you really know. Joe, if you can say that Meijia's 500 is fast, I will give it back to you! " Yifei happily agreed to Zi Qiao.

"Really?" Zi Qiao's face lit up.

"That is, of course, I Hu Yifei, this world! Besides, I can give you 500 yuan again. How about it? " People must see Joe waver and increase his chips.

"Well, then I will tell you! The thing is ... "Facing the temptation of 1000, Lv Ziqiao confessed!

"Sorry, Ceng Laoshi! That is 1000. Come on! Don't blame me! " Lv Ziqiao thinks.

After listening to Zi Qiao's story, Yifei looked at the girls and said, "Come here!" " "

When they entered the room, Yifei said, "According to the time, when Ceng Laoshi went to hell, it seemed that it was time for us to cross the balcony to go to their apartment."

Just as the girls were whispering in the room, Ceng Xiaoxian shouted, "Lv Ziqiao!"

"You can't blame me for this! 1000 yuan, I can't resist. " Lv Ziqiao defended himself.

"However, I thought they would laugh at Ceng Laoshi mercilessly." Guangu said to himself.

At this moment, the girls came out from the back room.

Guan Gu said, "What are you talking about?"

Yifei said, "Secret!"

Other girls replied: "Yes, secret!"

Zi Qiao saw a flaw in their modesty and concealment, so he said, "Secret? I, Lv Xiaobu, know girls' minds best! Be frank and strict, and resist more strictly! "

Yifei shouted, "what? Are you great? ! "

All the girls took the boy;

Meijia is holding a bottle of salt soda.

Feather ink and her cosmetic box.

Wan Yu is holding lv and GUCCI, big and small.

Yifei is holding a kitchen knife.

Youyou holds Guangu's drawings in one hand and a lighter in the other.

Joe said, "forget it! Ladies, what can you tell us? Don't be rough! Hey hey "

The girl put the boy away and said, "Forget it, I'll tell you." It was us that Ceng Laoshi saw yesterday! "

Everyone said in unison, "What?"

(Guan Gu: "Nani?" ) Ceng Laoshi said, "bah! It is spiritual cleanliness! "

Hu Yifei said, "Ceng Xiaoxian, you want to scare me to death!"

Ceng Laoshi said, "Gnome male-",I didn't frighten anyone, and I dare not frighten you. No, Feifei, Xiao Fei, Xiao Fei, Feifei. "

The rest of you wait 30 seconds to enter the petrified+dizzy+frozen state!

Youyou said: "Guan Guan, I deeply realized it!" " "

Hu Yifei said, "Ceng Xiaoxian, don't make me sick! Next time you dare to scare me! "

Wan Yu said, "Zhanbo, we have known each other for so long. It seems that you have never said such disgusting things to me! "

The radio said, "Wan Yu, Wan Yu Jr., Yu, Yu."

Zi Qiao interjected, "Yu, what Yu?" After the show, you won't change anything else! Tell you what, I'll teach you another day! "

Hearing this, Meijia took out her soda bottle and stuffed it into Zi Qiao's mouth: "Drink my soda!" " "

Hu Yifei suddenly said, "how about this? Tonight we will play role-playing in the bar! Let everyone see, who plays well and dares? ! "

(Ceng Xiaoxian's Monologue)

Ha ha ha, it's a joke! Me? Ceng Xiaoxian? Still afraid of you, Hu Yifei?

"Fight, who's afraid of who! But let's talk about it first. What if I lose? " Ceng Laoshi promised to come down.

"joke! We'll lose? With you guys who are afraid of mice! " A smug laugh.

"Sister Yifei, we have nothing to gamble on." The girls looked at each other.

Zi Qiao said, "No, no, no, ladies! Bet with us, not what you have, but what we want! "

Meijia said, "How about this! Jianghu rules! "

They said: "Tathagata palm! ? "

So, what will happen to this shocking COSPLAY show?

What interesting things will happen?