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Interesting things that happened during the summer vacation
A happy summer life is like an endless stream. This "brook" is singing joyful songs all the time, among which "Fishing for Shrimp" is a very beautiful song.
It was a sunny Tuesday afternoon, and Father Sun smiled and spread his fiery "golden sword" to the earth. The whole earth suddenly turned into a big furnace. Under the leadership of the teacher, we enthusiastically rushed to the shrimp fishing ground under the scorching sun. The first thing that appeared in front of us was an oval shrimp pond. This shrimp pond was like a piece of green emerald. A breeze blew by, and the water surface immediately There were layers of ripples, so beautiful. As soon as the uncle of the shrimp farm saw us coming to "visit", he hurriedly opened up with a big smile, held up parasols, distributed bait and net bags... The students took shrimp rods and small stools and each selected the most ideal one. After sitting down, the quiet shrimp pond suddenly became lively.
I took the shrimp fishing tool to the place where I thought it was easy to catch shrimp. After sitting down, I started to "work". I put the chicken hearts on the shrimp hook and threw them into the water. Then I waited patiently for the shrimps to "visit" me. For about fifteen minutes, the float fixed on the water surface jumped up and down a few times, and my heartbeat followed the float. Jumping non-stop, I held the shrimp rod tightly with both hands and lifted it up, but when I lifted it up, the bait was gone, and I couldn't even see the shadow of the shrimp. This "guy" is so cunning. I put the shrimp bait back on and flicked the hook into the water. After a while, the buoy jumped a few more times. This time I was not in a hurry to lift the rod. At this time, the buoy suddenly sank into the water. Seeing that the time was ripe, I violently lifted the rod, but who would have expected that the shrimp spent so much time lifting the rod? I used the "Golden Cicada Escapes" technique to escape. This time I was so angry that I wanted to throw down the shrimp rod and stop fishing. Just then the teacher came over and said to us: "Children, no matter what you do, you must be patient. This shrimp is very tricky to bite the hook! It first dragged the bait and 'wandered' in the middle, and waited until it was safe. You can only 'taste' it when you are in the right place, so we must not be impatient."
After listening to the "secrets" spread by the teacher, I dropped the hook again. After a while the shrimp took the bait.
I slowly put the struggling shrimp into the net. After the initial victory, I threw the hook into the water again, waiting for the next "enemy" to attack...
I don't know. As the day approaches, we each return triumphantly with our "trophies". This seemingly simple thing tells us a truth: Patience and perseverance are the "cornerstones" of achieving a career, otherwise nothing will be accomplished
This year’s summer vacation, our whole family went to many fun and interesting places. We went to the 101 Building, Yuemei Exploration Park, High-Speed ??Rail Exploration Center... and other fun and interesting places to play. I think Happy time always passes quickly. I had a very happy summer vacation this year, so I feel that happy time always passes quickly.
I remember that our family went to Taipei during this summer vacation. In the 101 Building in the city, before the elevator reaches the top floor, you can see Taipei City. I feel like I am a giant. The house is like a toy house, the car is like a toy house, and the people are like little ants. Small, I think it is very interesting.
In addition, our family also went to Yuemei Discovery Park, which is so big! We went to play the Ferris wheel first,
The Ferris wheel You can go to very high places. Later we went to play the pirate ship. The pirate ship swayed from side to side and was very exciting. We also played on an amusement ride that looked like a rotating coffee cup. This amusement ride was very fun. If you don't hold the handrails properly, it will keep sliding. Sliding, I think this is very interesting. We also went to play the Crown Swing. This ride is not very exciting. There is a slight wind blowing when it rotates. It feels like an electric fan is blowing. However, Its natural electric fan, in addition to these fun and interesting rides, there are many fun rides!
In this summer vacation, our family not only went to the 101 Building and Yuemei to explore We played in the park and visited the High Speed ??Rail Exploration Center. There are many things about high speed rail in the High Speed ??Rail Exploration Hall, including: video appreciation, fishing games, high speed rail driving games, the principle of why the shape of high speed rail is tripod... Waiting for some fun and interesting facilities, I learned a lot of knowledge in the High-Speed ??Rail Exploration Center.
I feel that although this summer vacation passed very quickly, I went to many places during this summer vacation. Playing, I also gained a lot of knowledge in many places. I saw Taipei City at the 101 Building in Taipei City, and also learned about high-speed rail at the High-Speed ??Rail Exploration Center. School has started now, but I hope the next summer vacation will come soon. , you can visit and play in various places.
I have always thought that haggling is a vulgar thing. Every time I go to the street to buy something, I always pretend to be wealthy and just ask the price. When I took out the money, I saw the shopkeeper's delighted eyes and sly smile. I knew in my heart that there were many lies, but because I couldn't let go of this noble face and the student's aloofness, I had no choice but to "suck it up" and "let others take advantage of me." As a result, there was not much left of the monthly pocket money.
Day after day, month after month. Suddenly one day I felt that it was unfair to take advantage of others so "silently", and I really felt aggrieved. Alas.
One day last month, my mother took me to the farmer’s market to buy vegetables. After all, this was the first time I went to the farmer’s market to buy vegetables by myself, so I was a little scared. But this is my father's order. If I don't go, it won't work. I have to bite the bullet and go.
When I first walked into the farmer’s market, my first impression was: it’s so clean here! In my mind, this shouldn't be the case here. The farmer's market should be a dirty and messy place, but here, every product is classified into categories: vegetables, fruits, seafood, poultry...
"Boss, how much is this chicken?" Money?" The voice came from the poultry. An aunt said.
"It's very cheap, 11.5 yuan per pound!" the stall owner said with a smile.
"What? It's 11.5 yuan per catty. It's cheap. Make it cheaper!" the aunt said in surprise.
"My chicken is extraordinary. It is a pheasant from the mountains. It is very good! The meat is very fragrant!" The stall owner boasted that his chicken was so good. "I usually sell it for 12.5 yuan a pound. "Yeah!"
"I think 11 yuan a pound is more than enough!" said the aunt.
"Then... 11 yuan, just 11 yuan." The stall owner said helplessly.
In front of a fruit shop, a little girl was buying fruit.
"How much do these apples cost per catty?"
"3 yuan per catty, they are not expensive!" The shop owner replied happily when he saw a customer coming.
"Just 2 yuan, it's too expensive, otherwise I won't buy it!" said the little girl.
"Then..., 2.5 yuan per pound, this is the cheapest." The shop owner said reluctantly, fearing that he would lose business.
As soon as the voice finished, the little girl turned and left. But her eyes would glance into the store from time to time. Seeing that there was no business, the shopkeeper quickly stopped the little girl: "Wait a minute, 2 yuan is just 2 yuan!"
The little girl turned around, walked into the fruit shop again, and bought the apples.
This little girl is really good at buying cheap things in this way. It was my first time to buy vegetables and my first time to the farmer's market. This place left a deep impression on me. Those two people confirmed the statement of "asking for high prices and making counter-offers on the spot". I don’t want to be “cut off” again!
This is really a new thing!
During the summer vacation, my mother took me to the pond to fish. A wall was built around the pond, and many green trees were planted outside the wall. There was an aisle for people to walk on the green grass, and there were several trees in the sky. A bird was chirping, which made me want to go and see what the pond was like as soon as possible. After entering the wall, we immediately started fishing for fish. I caught two or three fish as soon as I fished them, and soon I caught a small one. Bucket of fish, I jumped up and down with joy and focused more on catching the fish. Unexpectedly, the fish also learned to hide. It took me a long time to catch two fish. I was very angry and threw the fishing net on the ground and said "I won't fish anymore!" After a while, I fished hard. Wow! A small shrimp. This small shrimp is silver-white all over, with two whiskers sticking up high, as if to say: "Look at me." How majestic!" Suddenly, a white bird flew over. I asked my mother: "What kind of bird is this?" My mother said, "This is an egret. 'A row of egrets ascending to the blue sky' is a description of egrets." I asked again. "Is Shangqingtian dead?" Mom replied with a smile: "Shangqingtian means flying into the blue sky, how could he be dead?" I thought: I'm so funny, I can't even tell the difference between flying into the blue sky and dying. Really! Later, we caught a lot of fish. Although the weather was very hot, we were still very happy. I thought: I will ask my mother to take me here to catch fish next time.
My first time Come to the outdoor swimming pool in the swimming pool. When I was learning to swim, my mood was like a five-flavor bottle, filled with sour, sweet, bitter, spicy and salty.
1. Choking on Water
Today was the first day. I slowly got into the water, and suddenly , I seemed to be soaked in "ice", and my body was shivering from the cold, but I got used to it after a while. First, Coach Li asked us to practice holding our breath. However, because I was used to taking a breath and spitting it out in the water, I was choked and out of breath after only a few seconds under the water. Water flowed from my eyes, nose, and ears. , flowed out of my mouth, and I became very embarrassed. The other companions burst into laughter, and I felt so embarrassed.
2. Drinking Water
Today is the eighth day. Many people have learned how to swim, but I still can’t swim. I only know how to hold on to the wall of the pool and swim with my feet. After squatting down, when Coach Li pulled my hands away from the pool wall and asked me to swim with my hands and feet, I sank into the water before I could swim. When my head came to the surface again, I knew clearly that my There was water in my mouth and more water in my belly.
3. Success Notes
Today is the day before the exam. I was carried into the deep water area by Coach Li. Before he let go, he said to me: "I let you go. If If you want to breathe, just swim over. If you don't want to breathe, just hold your breath under the water. You are not allowed to jump up. If you grab the lane line or walk over, you have to drink water." After saying that, I let go of my hand. I was helpless and frightened, so I had to swim desperately because I thought: I don’t want to drink water anymore. My body gradually floated up. I was so happy that my hand suddenly touched something hard. When I looked up, it was the wall of the pool! Just by going back and forth a few times, I was able to swim five to eight meters. Coach Li carried me to the shallow water area again and asked me to swim ten meters, and then I was free. I immediately had a sudden impulse and swam vigorously. For the first time, I swam eight meters. Wow! The second time, I couldn't keep up with my strength and could only swim three meters. The third time, I cheered up my spirit and courage and swam ten meters in one breath. I won!
4. Failure
Today is the day of the exam, and I fell into the water slowly.
Coach Li shouted loudly: "Ready - start!" I swam forward desperately, but something unexpected happened, and something soft and furry got into my nostrils. I really wanted to sneeze, so I raised my head and snorted hard, but the snort was too long and my feet hit the ground. The coach asked me to swim again, but this happened again. I failed the test, which was really disappointing.
Although I failed, I was only one step away from success and I was not discouraged. Looking at my skin that has been tanned by the sun, I am still confident. I firmly believe that through hard work, I will succeed in the swimming test.
There are so many interesting things about this summer vacation. For example, I won the three best students, and for example, I won the second prize in composition, and also won the second prize in mathematics, etc. Waiting for a series of things, but the happiest thing for me during this summer vacation was not the issue of winning or not winning, but the fact that I went to my grandma’s house to play. Why do you say that? Just listen to what I have to say. Before the summer vacation, my mother and father told me that I could go to my grandma’s house to play during the summer vacation. I was very happy after hearing this! It's like a pie falling from the sky. Although I know it's impossible for a pie to fall from the sky, my mood at this moment can be expressed in this sentence! I was silently waiting at home for the day when I would go to my grandma’s house. Finally, God paid off and the day I had been waiting for finally came. My mother took me to the supermarket to buy things the day before I went to my grandma’s house. I took a basket. I went to pick things. I picked here and there and finally filled a bag of things. Then my mother and I paid the bill and left happily. I got up early the next morning and saw that the sun was still so bright and slowly rising. A thought suddenly came to my mind. How wonderful it would be if the sun rose from the west! Just when I was thinking about it, my mother was telling me to get up. It turned out that my mother got up earlier than me. I put on my clothes and pants as quickly as possible and ran downstairs. What was going on? Why did the whole family get up earlier than me? I was stunned for a moment but then immediately realized that my face had not been washed. I washed my face as quickly as possible and had breakfast. Then I asked my father whether you would send me there or whether my grandma and I would go there by ourselves. Dad asked: "What are you talking about." Maybe it was because I still had some porridge in my mouth, so Dad couldn't hear clearly. I changed the topic again. This time, Dad heard clearly and said in a positive tone: "Of course it is." I'll take you there." Our happy journey began, and we were so happy talking and laughing along the way! Maybe the sun is shining brightly today, so we are in a special mood. When we arrived at grandma’s house, my father left. Grandma was busy with other things and didn’t even bother to cook lunch. Maybe grandma didn’t know what time it was. Well, fortunately, I brought a few buckets of instant noodles, thinking that I would make do with it, which is better than nothing. I had a lot of fun playing at my grandma's house in the first few days, but the next few days were like a year, but I was reluctant to leave. This is how my happy journey came to a successful end. .
One day, the weather was fine and the sun was shining brightly. A few friends and I went to play in the vegetable field. As soon as I entered the vegetable field, I saw tall poplar trees growing on both sides of the road. Green vegetables were grown in the field, including potatoes, cabbage, carrots, etc.
We played games under a tall poplar tree. Suddenly, a "black thing" flew into the neck of a little friend. He felt itchy, touched his neck, took out a black insect, and shouted: "I caught a beetle!" "oh! It turns out that this black thing is the beetle. It has a pair of long antennae, two thorns on its neck, and small yellow dots on its back.
I remember my grandpa told me about the beetle. The beetle is a kind of pest. It lives on poplar trees and sustains its life by sucking the sap of the trees. So I said to my friends: "Beetles are pests, let's catch them for fun." I found a bamboo pole and found a beetle, so I pulled it out with the bamboo pole and it fell from the tree. After a while, each of us caught one, and I suggested that we compete with whose beetle can run faster. We named the longhorned beetle and started the competition. My longhorned beetle is called "Black-headed General". At the beginning, "General Blackhead" was far ahead. After a while, Mingming's "Marshal Dawu" slowly caught up from behind and gradually approached my "General Blackhead". I cheered it hard and it seemed to understand. After listening to my words, I gradually accelerated my speed, leaving the other longhorned beetles behind, and won the championship. I was extremely happy.
The longhorned beetle competition was so interesting last summer! , I made an appointment with my father and mother to hold a "family intelligence competition".
The summer vacation is here. On the day of the competition, I first imitated the behavior of the host on TV, walked to the stage, cleared my throat and said: "Now, I announce that the family intelligence competition has officially begun. First of all, We asked Hongfang’s mother to answer the question: What is classical Chinese? Please give an example. After listening to this, my mother thought for a while and said, “Classical Chinese refers to poems in which there are people in things, feelings in people, and feelings in the world, such as "Xue Yi". This ancient narrative tells us that we must concentrate on learning or doing anything, otherwise, we will achieve nothing." I couldn't help but clapped my hands and said, "If the answer is correct, add ten points to the red party." After that, I turned around. He turned around and wrote "plus 10" in red letters on the blackboard. "Now let's ask Lan Fang's father to write a question: Two geese were put into the refrigerator at the same time. One hour later, one was dead but the other was still alive and well. "Why?" "Well, this..." Seeing that my father couldn't answer, I revealed the answer: "Because that goose is not an ordinary goose, it is the owner of Antarctica - a penguin. Ten points for Blue!" The following is a joke competition. No matter what joke you make, as long as it makes your mother-in-law laugh, you will get extra points!" As soon as she finished speaking, my mother raised her hand high and said, "There once was a joke king. Once, he accidentally broke into the joke! A family was caught by someone. When the person heard that he was the famous joke king, he asked him to say a word to make him laugh. The joke king said the word "fart" without thinking, and the person didn't You know what it means, the joke king said: 'It's up to you to let it go, and it's up to you not to let it go. '" After hearing this, I couldn't help but laugh. Even my mother's opponent, my father, also laughed...
< p>In the end, my mother won by 20 points. This "intelligence competition" was really interesting. It not only enriched our Chinese knowledge, but also tested our intelligence, adding endless fun to the family.In the long summer vacation, there is infinite happiness. Now, let me tell you an interesting story about summer vacation.
One day, I stayed at home and felt very puzzled. Suddenly, I had an idea and thought of a good idea. Just playing nose-to-nose game with my sister. I told my sister my idea, and she readily agreed.
I first drew a clown doll without a nose on the blackboard. My sister found a magnet to replace her nose. Started to stick to the nose. My sister first covered my eyes with a cloth. I slowly walked towards the blackboard, touched the left and right, and found a place to set my nose. At this time, my sister laughed. I pulled off the cloth and saw that the clown doll not only had no nose, but also had a mole on the corner of its mouth. My sister said proudly: "Look at me." I saw my sister quickly walked to the blackboard and found a place to set her nose. I watched it and couldn't help laughing. My sister quickly took off the cloth and took a look, and she also laughed. It turned out that not only did the clown doll not have a nose, it turned into a one-eyed dragon. The clown doll seemed particularly angry.
At this time, my father heard the laughter and came over and asked: "What is so funny? Tell me." My sister and I blinked, walked up to my father, and covered his eyes. Go up and put the "nose" into dad's hand. Dad understood what we meant, slowly approached the blackboard, and found the right place to put his nose. "The clown doll has a nose!" we cheered.
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