A short, hilarious, humorous and funny copy

1. What is a male god? It's the kind of man who, at a glance, feels that he has nothing to do with you in his life.

2. In the summer night, you got into my mosquito net lightly, touched my arm and kissed my face, and I was tickled all over by you. Turn on the light and hold your long legs, damn mosquito! I told you to go to hell!

3. When a person doesn't have a good-looking skin, he mistakenly thinks that he has an interesting soul. In fact, being ugly and interesting are two different things.

4. It is said that this is the state of overeating: I enjoy it in my mouth and want to be thin in my heart.

5. We can't stretch the length of life, but we can expand the width of life. I think this sentence is so reasonable! It means: although we can't grow taller, we can still gain weight.

6. if you don't have health insurance and life insurance, don't be brave after dark.

7. what should I do if I don't want to wash clothes? Just take a daughter-in-law. If the daughter-in-law is virtuous, she will wash your clothes. If your daughter-in-law is tough, you will learn to wash clothes.

VIII. I want to go to the movies with my boyfriend recently. I hope you can recommend any good boyfriends. Thank you.

9. Your sexy little back really makes me dream. Round and smooth, I really want to go forward. Take you for yourself, but I can't! Delicious roast duck, I can't move chopsticks before all the guests arrive!

1. It is said that a company randomly throws away half of a lot of resumes it receives when recruiting, because their recruitment philosophy is "We don't want unlucky people."

Xi. Every girl has a dress in her closet called: I once bought it as a poor dog, but now I think it is ugly.

12. I am a lonely tree, standing on the roadside for thousands of years, waiting lonely, just for one day when you walk by me, I will fall for you, and it will be in vain if I don't smash you.

XIII. I have a bad temper, bad personality, bad temperament and bad looks. The only thing I am proud of is my good digestion.

XIV. The shortest distance in the world is from vacation to school; The furthest distance in the world, from school to holiday.

15. It costs money to send nonsense. If you send nonsense back, you will regret it. If you spend money, it will cost money. If you send nonsense back, it will cost money. Anyway, a dime will make you dizzy!

XVI. You are so beautiful, why don't you fall in love with me?

17. Life is about a vigorous love affair. It's as if you don't need money when you leave once!

18. Procrastination is not a pathological condition, but a very wise survival strategy. Many problems we encounter in our life will be resolved by ourselves as long as we put it off. If it doesn't work out, you haven't put it off long enough.

XIX. Money is not everything. Sometimes you need a credit card.

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1. Never propose to me. I will say yes as soon as I propose.

21st. When you are old and can't walk, I will push you to the square in a wheelchair every day to let you watch me dance with other old people.

22. The flowers in spring are gorgeous. That's your bright smile. The summer sun is hot, that is your passion; Autumn is fruitful, that is your harvest; The winter wind is blowing, Xiaoqingwa, you should hibernate!

23. You have to work very hard to believe that you are really powerless.

twenty-four. I am very good at biology, so I will tell you a cold knowledge here. There is a creature with super arm strength, sharp nails and sharp teeth, which can tear up everything solid. That's the woman who opened the courier.

Twenty-five. She is the girl you can't

exchange for ten golden hills, and I am your father who can't

drink two

ten bottles of wine.

26. Every time I want to eat abstinence, I comfort myself in this way: beauty and ugliness are determined by fate, fat and thin are in heaven, and heaven wants me to be fat, so I leave it to fate!

XXVII. When I'm free, I like to ask my husband if he knows what's wrong with me with a straight face. Every time I get something unexpected.