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Do you remember the teacher you grew up with?
? ① Origin
I started my teaching career with a young woman in our mountain village. At that time, she was teaching Chinese in the county seat and didn't return to the village until the weekend. She wears long black braids and always has a smile on her face. She has a temperament different from that of rural people, quiet and cultured. There is not much room to walk into her room. There is a row of bookshelves by the wall, which are full of books. For young me, just watching this scene is enough. There is a long wall in his yard, which is covered with all kinds of green plants, unlike other homes. I feel that this teacher's family is different since I was a child, and I dream of becoming such a person.
? ② Primary school teachers
My primary school, the conditions are extremely difficult. There was no paper and pen at that time. We write with slate and pencil, and then erase it after the teacher checks it. I was deeply impressed by two teachers: one is a very old female teacher ~ Miss Lan, who taught us Chinese mathematics in three grades by herself. At that time, our three grades were in a classroom, one grade was in class, and the other grades finished their homework. I'm Mr. Lan's little assistant, and I'm responsible for teaching arithmetic in the lower grades. I will never forget the teacher's agility and patience at that time. The other is Miss Luo, a female teacher 10 years older than us. She jumps rope, kicks shuttlecock and plays chicken with us. In class, she is also very serious. At that time, I was a study committee member, and I was responsible for all the study affairs. Because I went to my grandmother's house with Teacher Luo, I went to discuss the class with her countless times. At that time, I only regarded the teacher as a friend, without any fear.
The villagers are full of respect for their teachers. I remember that every year on my birthday, my parents would invite my teacher home to eat meat buns and stew. This was the best meal we had at that time, so about half of my primary school birthday was spent with my teacher. In view of this, I realized my parents' enough love and attention to me and their ardent expectations of me.
③ Junior high school teachers
My junior high school was a number one scholar in Yuanping City, where there were students from all over the country. At that time, I entered the school with the first place in the town, and many outstanding students came to the school. At that time, many classes in our school were husband and wife files. We male teachers take Chinese exams and female teachers take math exams, but the Chinese level of female teachers is also equivalent. They criticize us as idioms and sometimes scold us. We don't know that we are still laughing foolishly. In the evening, the teacher came home from self-study and gave us the key to the office, so that we could read more books. At that time, we had no sense of distance from our teachers and were bent on changing our destiny. The competition was fierce at that time. There is a big blackboard at the school gate, on which are written the top 50 students in all grades and the changes in rankings. In the past three years, I have been on the list, but the ranking has also been up and down. When I graduated, many students chose to go to technical secondary schools and normal schools. This is the best choice for a rural child, who will soon be able to earn money to support his family. At the turning point of my life, my father made a choice that affected my life, probably because my father didn't realize his dream of going to college.
? ④ High school teachers
I naturally came to the experimental class of Fan Ting Middle School, a provincial key middle school, and started my high school life, which also laid the foundation for my later life here. The teachers here are all high flyers, each with its own characteristics. Let me name a few: our English teacher is the English prince of Shanxi University. He is extremely clever. His hair on his head is always so shiny and shiny. He always wears a white shirt and his back is straight. Tsinghua, our physics teacher, has graduated. She doesn't talk much, but she wears a white shirt like an English teacher and has a similar figure. Once a classmate asked questions in the self-study class, which confused them and made a joke. The physics teacher criticized us for using slang, such as parabolic portraits to chase a tomb. There was an earthquake and the whole school was evacuated. Only our physics teacher spoke with relish and calculated the order of magnitude for us. As he expected, our class became famous.
Our head teacher is a math teacher and the math prince of our school. His hair is always black and shiny, and he is a little shy when he smiles. He often plays basketball with the boys in our class, and I don't know how many times he has gone to the boys' dormitory, so he may be more of a friend to the boys and an idol to the girls, and he is a little scared, especially afraid of asking questions. The boys in our class have a lot of tricks, and some of them are still exploring the law of haunted teachers, which is also very cute.
Our Chinese teacher, gentle and always with a smile on her face, especially likes her reading class and composition evaluation class. Her explanation is unique and always benefits people. Once, an essay about my dream was praised and commented by my teacher, that is, from that moment on, I fell in love with writing and hoped to be a Chinese teacher like her.
There are many other teachers, such as the Chinese teacher, the history teacher, the biology teacher and the geography teacher I met after the placement in Grade Two of Senior High School, which also have their own characteristics. The Chinese teacher speaks Liu Lanzhi's peacock finger, which is simply vivid; The history teacher was full of praise for his mining in China; The biology teacher is the kind of beautiful woman who is often laughed at by the boys in the class. It is necessary for geography teachers to talk about atmospheric ocean currents ... Last year's film "Don't Ask the West" presented various styles of university teachers, and now I think I also enjoyed such education in high school.
I almost forgot that our headmaster, Zhang Shouyu, died last year. I was impressed by four things: 1. Every time he comes back from training, he will call all the teachers and students in the school to share his experience. He will tell you many stories and let us see the bigger world. At the end of each semester, there will be a commendation meeting of the whole school. He will give us awards and encourage us. It's amazing that most people can name them and even know some of our stories. 3. Every graduation meeting, an alumni association will be held, and those successful alumni will give us lectures on life, including generals, writers and researchers ... 4. Let those retired and rehired teachers take elective courses. I once photographed Mr. Kang's plane geometry. The old man is over 70 years old, full of energy, meticulous teaching and beautiful pictures. Unfortunately, the students are incompetent. Teacher Kang trained the son of Harvard University, and we still meet him.
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⑤ University teachers
Because of my high school education, I didn't feel too strange when I came to college. Besides being big and crowded, there are many courses to choose from. It is a huge library. I spent half my college life in the library.
Teachers in universities are naturally more like professors and have their own characteristics. One of the teachers who have the greatest influence on me is Mr. Wang, a philosophy teacher. He showed us a lot of philosophy books, and all the famous people were introduced by him. He usually doesn't talk much, but mostly appreciates those famous books in class. He speaks very magnetically and is a very emotional person. I remember that we were about to graduate, and that was his last class. A tall and burly man actually cried. He turned his back on us and choked. At that moment, I understood that this man lives in philosophy, and he showed us that men also have warmth. My preference for philosophy probably started with him.
In retrospect, every teacher's voice and smile are still vivid, and every teacher's teachings are also echoing in his ears. I just want to say, thank you for meeting you, for teaching me life, and for your example. I have been teaching/kloc-for more than 0/6 years, hoping to follow in the footsteps of teachers and become a bright light to illuminate the students' way forward.
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