Complete collection of funny host words_humorous and funny host words

A high-level and high-quality host speech requires rich connotation and superb expression art. Below are the host’s funny quotes that I compiled for everyone, for reference only.

The host’s funny words (1)

Li: Thank you to the teachers of the sixth grade group for your blessings to all the teachers in the school. The flag is set for victory. The plan for the year begins with spring. Hope we have a good start in the new year. Wish you good luck! There are some things that we never have too much of, such as money! Haha! Of course there are blessings! Next, please enjoy the first grade group's poetry recitation "New Year's Message"

< p> Li: The little white rabbit has white and white ears. It stands up! It loves to eat radishes and vegetables. It is so cute to jump around! Rabbits are very cute animals! We also have a few rabbits here today. Please taste them. Oh! Please enjoy the rabbit dance brought by the eighth grade group! Applause welcome!

Wang: The rabbit just now was really cute! It made the tiger, the king of animals, greedy! The rabbits hurriedly dodge Come on, the tiger is here! The tiger is really showing off its power! I have invited the ninth grade teacher to bring you "The Third and Four Tigers in the New Year"

Wang: Thank you for their humorous performance! This is Tigers are not scary at all! It reminds me of the classic line: I love tigers so much! (I love you) There is a person who wants to express his love for tigers by saying this! Please invite teacher Jin Yiru to bring it Solo "Love You"

Li: Thank you for the applause just now! Because this is the biggest support for the four of us teachers to destroy their image. Because when we were rehearsing, the students peeped and said that our four teachers were released from the mental hospital! Haha! Next, let’s enjoy a warmer, more normal and beautiful show! Please enjoy the song and dance "Peach Blossom" brought by the third grade Blossoming" Nanchang dialect

Li: Actually, I want to tell you a secret and break the news. Originally, I didn’t want to perform Condor Shooting, but the leaders of the central government in charge of culture entrusted me with a dream and said they wanted me to perform. Pirated heroes, and then let you enjoy the genuine Condor Heroes! In order to let you understand the spirit of fighting against piracy! Next, let’s enjoy the genuine song group "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" performed by the music and art group

Wang: Our professional teachers are different! But some of our amateur players have reached the professional level! Next, Teacher Xiong will conquer your ears with the flute! We are all ears! Applause welcome!

Wang: The melodious sound of the flute just now aroused Sanjie Liu’s desire to sing!

Li: Let’s see if any of the boys can handle it! Please invite the eighth grade group Bring us a folk song duet!

Wang: From the duet just now, it can be seen that the eighth-grade teacher is really harmonious! Men love each other and women love it! Haha!

Li: Don’t Urgent! We have something more exciting! Open your eyes wide and enjoy the dance without a body!! Hehe!

Wang: Wait! What does Teacher Li mean by dancing without a body? What if there is no body? Dance?

Li: Don’t think I’m not good at English! The seventh-grade program is called the dance “nobody”. Doesn’t this English word mean no body?

Wang: Then Your English is so good! Now let’s enjoy this dance that has no body but a soul! Applause welcome!

Wang: Some people say: Treat other people’s happiness as your own happiness and dedicate flowers to others. , keep the thorns to yourself!

Li: Some people say: Happiness lies in living for others.

Wang: Happiness is the eternal pursuit of human beings! Sometimes happiness is not just those big things and falling in love! Sometimes it is just a very small thing!

Li: Next Let’s look for happiness from teachers Li Ying and Yuan Nana’s skit “Super Happy Insole”! Applause welcome!

Li: You may already know the meaning of true happiness! Happiness must be sought and discovered by oneself.

Wang: Then please everyone move, follow the warm dance music, and follow the dance steps of the eighth grade teacher to experience happiness!

Conclusion

Li: Although we cannot stop the passage of time, we can control our mood

Wang: The beautiful flowers wish you a happy holiday; the flickering candlelight wishes you peace and happiness

Li: May you greet the years of youth and the fire-like years with a smile

Wang: May the dreamy flowers and green leaves in the world always accompany your warm memories

Li: May I My blessings bloom like little flowers, decorating you with joy in the warm season

Wang: Today’s party further reflects that we are a vibrant and future-oriented group

Li: Here, there are hard-working gardeners who work silently, and students who work diligently

Wang: Here, the fragrance of ink exudes, and the pulse of youth beats

Li: Here, we have our passion for life and our desire for the future

He: Because we always believe that tomorrow will be better

24. Cantata " Tomorrow will be better" All teachers

Wang: This ends today's party. I wish you all a happy New Year, all the best, and all your wishes come true

The host's funny words ( 2)

Music 1 "News Network" opening title

A: Good evening, viewers

B: Good evening

A: Today is December 18th, Sunday, the 24th day of the 11th month of the lunar calendar. Welcome to the 13 Yaoben New Year’s Day Party News Network!

C: First of all, an important briefing: Because the Party Central Committee attaches great importance to this At the party, the National Propaganda Department specially selected key personnel from each grade 13 class to serve as special guests for this party.

D: The party secretaries and monitors of each class of clinical pharmacy undergraduates, Chinese pharmacy undergraduates, pharmaceutical engineering undergraduates and pharmacy associates are honored to be invited to participate in this evening party as guests and judges. We are the famous new hosts who have never hosted any program boldly appointed for this evening party. I know that our bold appointment has brought unprecedented pressure to this party. According to the National Development and Reform Commission's public opinion poll results in the past week in December 20xx, nearly 90% of people are worried that our hosting will make them stay. They have so many wonderful memories, but I want to assure them that their worries are not unnecessary. Enough nonsense, now I solemnly announce: The 20xx Yaoben New Year’s Party begins now!

First Session

A: In this session, the leaders of each group will come on stage and announce each group Group name and slogan

Team leader 1: First of all, I would like to express my deepest regards to all the guests, leaders, ladies and gentlemen, compatriots from Hong Kong, Macao and Taiwan, overseas Chinese and the audience friends in front of the TV who are here today. Thank you! The slogan of our group is ***

Team leader 2: At the same time, we would also like to extend holiday greetings to the comrades who are fighting on the front line! The slogan of our group is ***

B: Okay, both groups are so impressive, let’s move on to the lifeless first part? The Dual Song Duel?. The rules of this session are that one representative from each group will perform a song PK, and then each guest will score. The group with the highest score will have priority in getting the food sponsored exclusively by the Cape of Good Hope Government of South Africa for the party.

A: If the other group is not convinced, they can create a special program to challenge the other group. If they win this round, they can turn defeat into victory. Get food first.

B: Okay! Then this will be handed over to each group, regardless of method.

《Free Play in the Middle》

C: Okay, after listening to such a duel of songs with southern and northern accents, I believe everyone should feel like seeing the sea. Believe it or not, anyway, I I believe it. (D collects and reads out the score)

C: It seems that Group # won the first round. Is the other group still unwilling? I’ll give you 10 seconds to think. (Have the other group count down). "If you need to repeat the above steps"

Second link

D: Okay, let's move on to the next link. A little game of folding newspapers.

The main rules of this game are: place 2 4-page newspapers on the ground, and stand 5 people (a group) on each newspaper. Each group sends a representative to play rock-paper-scissors with the opponent. The losing group You must fold the newspaper under your feet in half and then stand on it (no feet are allowed to touch the ground) until one of you can no longer stand on it.

C: Dear ~ Do you understand everything? The game starts next.

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A: In this part of the game, the players are very good. Here is a congratulatory message from the Embassy of the Pharmaceutical Engineering Class in Yugoslavia. Congratulations I wish all members of Yaoben a Happy New Year and affirm our long-term good neighborly relations and have high hopes for them.

B: Okay, thank you to the pharmaceutical engineering class. Let’s move on to the next session, a cross talk skit showdown. The rules of the duel are still the same. Here are the contestants!

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The third link

C: The Embassy in Northern Ireland sent a congratulatory message, I would like to express my sincere gratitude to the program that is not funny but the audience still enjoys it. I also congratulate all the members of the medicine class for their high scores in the upcoming exams and their praise!

D : Thanks for the congratulatory message from the Department of Chinese Materia Medica. Let’s move on to the next game session. Look at the balloon in my hand. Yes, that’s it. I push it, I push it, I push it!

C: Let’s do this Members of both sides must head the ball with the big balloon, not with their hands. If there is a foul, we will draw a circle and curse him to fail the exam and become the loser. There will be a penalty for this failure.

D: The leader of the winning team will beat the drum and pass the flowers, and select a classmate from the losing team to take a big adventure. The content of the adventure is determined by the winning team. If you don’t take the risk, you need to drink a mixed drink.

"The host can play freely in the middle"

The fourth session

A: Okay, the game is finally over, it’s so intense!! The SMS platform is temporarily closed No congratulatory message was sent. Then let’s have some elegant artistic performance!

B: Next, I would like to invite Zhang x Wang (The more customary, the better)"

A: The following auction will use melon seeds... The starting price is five melon seeds. Do you want any of them? Do you have any?

B: OK! * The boss bid six melon seeds! It was really refreshing. Is there any more? Is there any?

A: ******

B: Deal!

The fifth link

C: The Embassy of the Undergraduate Clinical Pharmacy Program in the United Arab Emirates sent a congratulatory message, saying that calligraphy has been a part of traditional Chinese culture since ancient times, and the UAE will continue to inherit and promote it together with the Chinese side, and at the same time congratulate the party on its complete success.

D: Thank you Lin Yao for your blessing. Without further ado, let’s enter the game that tests the tacit understanding between men and women. Game rules: Each group will have three men and three women, divided into three groups to compete in pairs. First, the girl holds the apple tied to the rope. The boy bites the apple off with his mouth without using his hands. Then he carries the girl on his back and runs to the front to answer the questions. The group with the wrong answer is determined. Finally, the third group is divided into three groups. The group with wrong answers in one round enters the final decision round, and the losing group is chosen to be punished? The punishment is to drink a large glass of mixed drink. . . .

The Sixth Session

A: Finally it’s the long-awaited duel~~ Imitation PK competition!

B: The rule is that the host beats the drum and passes the flowers , two groups perform at the same time, select 5 people to come on stage, show the first person of the two groups what is on the unloading note, and convey it to the next person with body, and so on, the last person will say what they are imitating. What, the closer wins and each person is awarded a Cameroon Royal Tangerine.

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Seventh session

C: The Embassy in Syria sent a congratulatory message: This party was very successful. , received unanimous praise from both Syria and China, and the Syrian military also reached a ceasefire agreement. *** also watched the party.

A congratulatory message to wish the party a successful conclusion and the early realization of world peace!

D: What a true and simple statement, life is like a box of chocolate, you never know what you gonna get. Everyone knows basketball. There have been Tracy McGrady moments and Kobe Bryant moments, so the next moment we will be crazier than them!

C: Yes, the crazy moment is about to begin!

A: Everyone stand up.

《Play Music》

During the sound of music A: ? Audience friends, this year’s New Year’s Day party broadcast has finally been broadcast here. You are welcome to continue watching at the same time next year. ?

AB: Goodbye!

CD: Goodbye!

Host’s Funny Quotes (3)

Huang: Dear Everyone Leaders and colleagues: ---------------The music enters (world famous music) fades---------------

Qi: Good afternoon!

Huang: To carry forward the company’s corporate culture.

Yang: Reflect the vitality and vitality of the XX culture.

Liu: Provide employees with a platform to show their talents, expand their minds, share their experiences, and exchange insights.

Xu: With the care and support of leader XX.

Qi XX’s first youth forum has opened!

Huang: I am the host XX.

Yang: I am the host XX.

Liu: I am the host XX.

Xu: I am the host XX.

Yang: In fact, as soon as we appeared today, all the good friends below were very happy for us, and we received thunderous applause as soon as we were introduced.

Huang: First of all, I would like to introduce to you the leaders attending this forum. They are: XXXXXXXXXXX -------- Sound effect applause-------

Yang :Today, all the leaders took time out of their busy schedules to discuss life issues and interpret the mysteries of life with young employees ***. We feel extremely honored and extremely happy. Let us once again use applause to express our heartfelt thanks to all the leaders for coming! -------- Sound effect applause -------

Liu: Also participating in today's forum are Pan and his secretary. General office attended by Ki-moon. --------The following applause depends on the situation-------

Xu: A mechanical major who attended with his bodyguard Obama.

Huang: The electrical major attended with his butler Putin.

Yang: The protection professional attended with driver Blair.

Liu: An automatic professional who attended with nanny Koizumi.

Xu: Let us welcome you all with warm applause!

Huang: Today’s forum has four parts: one is the main lecture; the other is the main comment part; The third is the public comment section; the last is the free interactive section. Yang: Okay, then before the lecture session begins, please allow us to make a few warm reminders: First, in order to prevent everyone from being disturbed by external things during the event, all participants are asked to consciously turn off their mobile phones, pagers, business communication, and cordless phones. Telephones, laptops with Internet access and other communication equipment. In addition to the above-mentioned equipment, no communication with the outside world is allowed in any other form, such as writing letters, sending telegrams, sending flares, lighting beacons, etc.

Liu: Second, in order to make the atmosphere of today's event lively, everyone must not be restrained. Every participant, regardless of gender, height, or weight, must release themselves to the fullest and must not be unhappy! You understand.

Xu: Third, in order to allow everyone to speak freely when talking, this event is inclusive and academic only. There will be no live TV broadcasts, online broadcasts, no press conferences, no groupies, and no paparazzi. Please use your red stars to your full potential.

Huang: Fourth, in order to enable participants to achieve the purpose of enhancing friendship and entertaining the body and mind in an atmosphere full of unity and friendship, all participants are not allowed to use Shaolin Boxing, Southern Boxing, Northern Boxing, Toad Kung Fu, or Judo , karate, taekwondo, Sanda, boxing, sumo and any other form of singles or group fights!

Yang: Okay, without further ado, let’s get into the lecture session. I’d like to invite the speaker No. 1-- --The creator of Shendiao Xialu, XXX comes on!--------Music XXX comes on-------

Liu: Should I be closer or farther away? Through the PPT, our Xia couple is no longer entangled. I don’t know what XXX’s Shen Diao has to say about it! Xu: Okay, let’s invite XX, one of the main commentators of this forum, the martial arts master XX to come on and give XXX’s Shen Diao sword score. Leave a review. ?Thank you! (Hands clasping fists)

Liu: Next, I will ask another commentator to comment on the martial arts leader XX, thank you! (Hands clasping fists)

Xu: Several commentators The review has been completed. How do you feel? (The speaker speaks)

Liu: Thank you very much XXX for your wonderful speech. Please go to the sidelines and take a rest.

--------The music speech starts directly---------------Huang and Yang come on, Liu and Xu leave their seats----- --

Huang: I am delighted to hear that the XXX Youth Forum is grandly opening today. Living in the rustling autumn wind at the Laxiwa Hydropower Station at an altitude of 2,400 meters, the XXX tourists feel the spring tide rushing and warming their hearts.

Yang: XXX employees sincerely wish that the Youth Forum will bloom, sail and gallop, continue to cultivate young talents with high aspirations and courage to take on responsibilities, and continuously deliver the fruits of spiritual civilization. .

Liu: XXX professional sent a congratulatory message: September is a poem, full of affection and hope; September is a song, full of success and joy.

Xu: In this golden autumn season, I wish XXX a smooth career, a new direction, new hopes, and new dreams. ?

Huang: Do you know XXX?--------The four of them walked to the middle of the field------

Yang: Then how could you not know!

Liu: The legendary XXX is a strange man who asks for help. I heard that his master is me, oh no, I am.

Xu: Xiaozheng is such a handsome guy. Could it be that we can catch a glimpse of Brother Hao’s style today?

Huang: That’s right! You are all lucky today, because today our XXX Changtan forum launches its first episode. , XXX decided to preach again. You see, he has already arrived. Liu: Please invite XXX!--------Music XXX comes on-------

Huang: Oh, XXX is XXX, and the opinion is unique.

Yang: Yeah~~.

Huang: The aura is particularly powerful.

Yang: Yeah~~.

Huang: I seem to have a feeling of traveling through time.

Yang: You’ve watched too many time-travel dramas, right?

Huang: Okay, XXX has given you a wonderful speech. What do our main commentators have to say?

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Huang Yang: Enter the main comment section!

Yang: Please invite XX, the main commentator, to comment.

Huang: Please comment XX, the main commentator, to come on stage to comment.

Yang: The two main commentators have finished their comments. Do you feel you have gained something?

Huang: Okay, the main commentators have finished their comments. I don’t know what the audience’s opinions are. Please XXX returned to the court and started the public comment session. ----Sound effects link---

(The audience comments will start when XXX enters the venue, and the logistics or AB host will go to the end of the venue to be responsible for passing the microphone)

(Dianping speeches, Crowd interaction, agreeing or refuting opinions)

Huang: The wonderful comment section ends here, let’s enter the more exciting interactive section. ----Music Game Introduction---In this session, in order to enliven everyone's atmosphere and relax their muscles, we decided to use the drumming and flower-passing game to select a few audience members to talk about books or show off their talents.

Yang: Rules of the game.

Yang: The principle of this link is to play freely and refuse fifty cents.

(Put this sentence at the back, you can see where it is)

Huang: XXXX, XXXX is the core concept of XXXX company, leading XXXX people to continue to achieve glory.

Yang: XXXX and XXXX are the foundation of the ethics and morality of XXXX people and the magic weapon for the company’s success.

Liu: XX Changtan will follow the company's corporate culture, with a mentality of constantly pursuing perfection, constantly sublimating oneself, constantly exploring life, constantly interpreting human nature, constantly exploring nature, and constantly asking about science. Exploration, let’s explore together the way to establish ourselves as a human being.

Xu: At this point, the XXXX First Youth Forum XXXX Forum event has come to a perfect end!

Qi: Thank you for your encouragement and support!

Huang: Please everyone Leave in turn. All leaders, speakers, and hosts are invited to come up and take a group photo (there must be a dedicated person responsible for organizing and leading, and department heads (directors, deputy directors) are all present)

All leaders and staff of this event are invited to come up Take a group photo as a souvenir. ?