Joke: Twenty-eight lies on the Internet _ Laughing till your stomach hurts _ hilarious to tease your girlfriend.

Actually, I've been thinking about you just now. (What about yesterday? The day before yesterday)

I will never tell anyone. (except people you know)

I don't care about your past. (If you didn't do anything bad)

5. You are the only one for me! (the only thing I don't know)

I swear to God, I only love you in my life. Even the immortals cheat, so it's better to choose a yellow sun and burn incense in front of the immortals. )

7. Your beauty is full of spirituality, which the camera can't capture. (Because it's an idiot camera)

8. Isn't it all because of you that I work overtime? It's really difficult to associate with other women.

9. I still want to be with you (Although he has a girlfriend now)

10, no one has ever given me this feeling. (Has he lost his memory? )

I love you. (until he doesn't love you)

12, without you, I would go crazy! He will recover when he doesn't want you.

13, I will definitely leave her! (After your death)

14, I was just playing with her. There is only sex but no love between me and her. He dares to speak, do you dare to listen?

15, I'm tired, I don't want to tonight. (Not with others)

16, I won't do anything wrong to you. He probably doesn't know the meaning of the word "sorry".

17, believe me, I have separated from her. (points? I can't say clearly. )

L8。 You are the only one who knows me. (no! You know nothing about him.

L9, I will never lie! (but not telling the truth)

20, I really don't deserve you, you are really too good to me! (A man's trick of begging for forgiveness)

2 1, my last marriage. (He has selective amnesia)

22. I will take care of the children. Please relax. He can't even take care of himself.

23. I'm serious this time! (It's his pet phrase again)

That's my sister's child, not mine. His sister is really unlucky and always gets into trouble. )

25. How can I live without you? Look again in a few days, he is still alive and well. )

26. I won't dare next time. If a dog can eat shit, give him another chance.

27. I will go to the South (North, Central) Department for business recently. Don't forget to tell him that you are collecting hotel matchboxes and ask him to bring them back.

28. I did it for your own good. (Save it! Listen to him tell the truth, when he grows up.