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What jokes do middle-aged women often make when they are emotional about you?

Women's jokes are often more subtle. When women reach middle age, the jokes they tell are often a little steady in humor, not as reckless as little girls. Jokes played by middle-aged women and others often convey a certain meaning euphemistically. As a man, you should understand that if a middle-aged woman jokes with you, she is expressing that she misses you. I don't understand.

"I hope no woman likes you"

Some women really like to play jokes on men,' I hope no woman likes you' and' I hope you stay single'. At first glance, this is a woman's malicious joke, and she even thinks that this sentence contains some happiness that she doesn't want that man to live. But when one thinks about it carefully, one can obviously feel another meaning contained in this sentence. That woman doesn't want other women to like you. That woman wants you to stay single so that she can get close to you. She said this sentence to show that she likes you, and also to show that she missed you at that moment.

After hearing a woman's joke, a man can actually pursue that woman confidently and boldly. Because at that moment, she really missed you, and she used this joke to express her inner thoughts about you. If you pursue her, you are likely to succeed.

"I wish I could be your family"

Wang Kai and Sydney are very good friends of the opposite sex. They usually get together. When they are free, they often call.

That night, they spoke by phone again, and Wang Kai told Betty about his family. He talked about his parents' kindness, how good they were to him, how cute his sister was, and how much she cared about him. At this time, I joked with Wang on the phone and said, "I wish I could be your family." After hearing such a joke, Wang Kai smiled. After laughing, he seemed to understand what Betty wanted to say. He thinks Betty must like herself. The next day, Wang Kai confessed to Betty, and Betty accepted him quickly.

When a woman plays such a joke on you, she says to you, "I hope I can be your family." Men should never just giggle at this time. You should understand the true meaning of this sentence. She said this to show that she likes you. The only way for a woman to become a man's family is to marry this man. Women are shy and introverted. It is difficult for her to say' I like you' directly to a man. So when she loves a man deeply, she will seize every opportunity to express her love for that man in a very tactful way.

So when a woman plays such a joke on a man, the man must know in his heart that the woman misses you at that moment. You like her too. I wish I had the chance to tell her boldly.

"Let me take care of you in the future."

Let me take care of you in the future. Obviously, this is a joke. A woman can't take care of a man. However, once two people become lovers or lovers, it may happen that a woman can take care of that man. Women joke with men like this. Obviously, what women want to express is that they like that man. At this moment, in a woman's heart, she misses that man very much. She will miss everything about a man. She wants to be with that man. She wants to take care of that man. She wants to make that man more comfortable.