Tucao classic sentence

1. Flattery is like falling in love, and no third party is allowed to look on coldly.

2, handsome and driving, that's chess, money and a house, that's a bank.

3. Distance does not produce beauty, but a third party.

4. Outside the door, an old man crossed his chest and shouted: Amitabha! Donor, there is a phone call from Allah!

5. I fight hard because I don't want to be played by fate.

6. People's minds are different. Those who are different are selfish. As for the public, it is not.

7. I always think that as long as anything is put at the hearing, it is basically settled. This is a non-negotiable issue.

8. Being a woman of one person is happier than being a goddess of all people.

9. If you are good at learning, you will become an official. You used to be a scholar-type official, but now you are an official scholar.

1. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first or I hang up first!

11. Don't make a promise easily. The promise you can't make is worse than not making a promise.

12. Everyone is equal before money and unequal before fate.

13. As long as you make more efforts and do more things, people who are jealous will follow, just like the thorns hanging on the human body and stinging people like bee stings, where is it just three tiredness and three evils?

14. mortals, on the other hand, focus on the glory of wealth, and their ears are confused about the way of immortality, so they abandon their strengths and seek their shortcomings, and they must not lose everything.

15. Wealth seems to be assisted by gods, while poverty seems to be harmed by ghosts.

16, unjust people, why do you hurt me,/bite the hand that feeds you!

17. Everyone dies for what he loves, for anger, for dignity, for morality and for profit.

18. The monarch doesn't want to govern the country well. Although the virtuous minister tries his best to help him, it is only natural that he is not appreciated and reused because of his opposite conduct and ambition.

19. On Mount Fuji, the Han flag was raised, under the cherry trees, Hu Ji was drunk, and the Dragon of Han and Tang Dynasties rose again today, reviving Tianwei to wipe out the Japanese, and the Great Wall of Wan Li had a billion soldiers. The country hated its children and Sun Ping, and it was willing to raise a million tiger and wolf divisions and leap forward to wash Tokyo.

2. Women get along well, but they are sisters-in-law, but they get along badly, and they are * *.

21. People who often refuse alms from others are not because of self-esteem, but because of inferiority.

22. People nowadays are really abnormal! Today, there was a man wearing a miniskirt, stockings and pigtails in a crowded bus. It was actually a man! Shit, it took me a long time to find out!

23. The tour in China is called getting on the bus to sleep and getting off to take pictures, or getting on the bus to sleep and getting off to pee.

24. Every woman is always cheap for a certain man.

25. Today's scholars can't see those who are close to them, but talk about those who are big, so they end up sweating and achieving nothing.

26. Women's tears are useless liquids, but you make women cry, which means you are useless.

27. I'd rather be like a child than watch too many things and listen to too many mistakes, just for life.

28. I attended a weight-loss class yesterday, and the coach told me to wear loose clothes for training. If I have loose clothes, what am I doing in a weight-loss class?

29, back to back, thinking is shrinking more and more; After taking exams, my body is shrinking more and more.

3. If you haven't seen my most awkward appearance, don't deliberately use your imagination to think that I am doing well.

31. I want to be simple, too. I don't want to understand so many human accidents.

32. It is a shame for a gentleman to be in his position without saying anything; A gentleman is ashamed of what he says but not what he does.

33. Don't think that you are a gourd doll with shit on your head.

34. You must remember these two things in your life: don't make decisions when you are angry, and don't make promises lightly when you are happy.

35. God has given us youth as well as acne.

36. In the workplace, like Conan, there should be a domineering attitude of letting others die wherever they go.

37. Later generations are not as good as Confucius' Yan Zikun, but often lament that officials are not up to standard, so why are they stupid?

38. Life is like an angry bird. When you fail, there are always several pigs laughing.

39. You are right, I am right, but a gust of wind blew out the promise.

4. I can't afford to live in a house after the housing reform, I can't afford to see a doctor after the medical reform, and I can't afford to go to school after the educational reform.

41. Various postures and tricks. All kinds of surging, all kinds of floating.

42. In the future, be less self-righteous and more self-aware.

43. People always cheat themselves, because it is easier than cheating others.

44. Invest love in one person and take risks; It is dangerous to invest love in many people.

45. A virtuous person should be reused. If he is not reused, it is his own fault.

46. It is said that elder sister is beautiful, but in fact, it is all made up.

47. There is inequality between the rich and the poor, and it is impossible to raise them. Although they want to treat them, they all live on their own.

48, damn it! The world is so crazy, mice are given to cats as mothers!

49. Truth is like hair, it will only get less and less, not more and more.

5. A pub with foul air is a den of evil, which can turn a sage into a fool!

51. Some people just met for a while, as if they had known each other for a long time?

52. When I saw your face, I felt that your parents were not serious when they made you.

53. Four evils in the new era: the chassis of Toyota, the real estate of developers, the stock market and the hard disk of ex-boyfriend.

54. The beauty lies in that although it is insulting, the world can't be mean; Where the evil lies, though lofty, the world cannot be expensive.

55. There are no castles in the city, so there are no princes and princesses, but there are many slaves.

56. Many girls got Han Hong's disease, but Han Hong didn't die.

57. The biggest advantage of blind date is that if there are problems in marriage in the future, you can put the blame on the matchmaker.

58. You can't judge a book by its cover.

59. Four cowards: stock quilt cover; Dirty money was stolen; Looking for a escort to be reported; Viagra is ineffective.

6. Many listed companies in China are running a listed company or a * * *?

61. Men hate people who seduce their wives, especially those who give up halfway.

62. The biggest mistake people make every day is to be too polite to strangers and too hard on the closest people. Change this bad habit and the world will be at peace.

63. In recent years, the moral integrity of the literati has not been established, and it is getting worse every day.

64. Anyone who is shameless can write dozens of modern poems a day.

65. The monarch depends on the country, and the country depends on the people. Carving people to serve the king, still cutting meat to fill the stomach, the stomach is full and the body is dead, the king is rich and the country is dead.

66. If the true feelings are so unreliable, then what can be trusted in the world?

67. There is no right or wrong in many things in the world. The more people do it, the right or wrong will be separated.

68, the power of, the average person seems to be unable to resist.

69, goods have an expiration date, and people sometimes get tired of watching them. How long can you be awesome in my heart?

7, single cycle, listening to the lyrics, humming the tune, singing the mood.

71. Gold always shines, but when there is gold all over the ground, I don't know which one I am.

72. I would rather sacrifice the last virgin in China than leave any Japanese!

73. Love is just pulling a beautiful calf when you are lonely.

74. When you have a new love, you forget your old love. I didn't expect that even friendship can use this sentence.

75. Did the child see the ash machine? He replied that there was a wool ash machine.

76, you see how happy he is, what kind of cause and effect!

77. It's terrible to have a brain without knowledge, but what's even more terrible is that my brain has been fanned by Brother Chun!

78. There is a kind of person who only does two things: you succeed, he is jealous of you; you fail, he laughs at you.

79. One advantage of having children is that when we get old, someone will push us to the crematorium, instead of crawling on our own!

8. People in the world love many things, so nothing is their loneliness. If you are happy with nothing, you will be shackled by many things.

81. Memories always fade, especially when they are not deep.

82. There are only two things I can't do in my life: neither this nor that.

83. People don't investigate the origin of fatigue, but just blame the victims. What a muddled and unreasonable person.

84. One day, if such a scene is written into the yellow text, I am afraid it is not a wonderful writing.

85. Dogs with loud barks are not really capable, but they just want to grab merit in front of their owners. But with such dogs, those dogs with real abilities are afraid to be lazy.

86. I can't find it everywhere, but I still sigh at the small waist. Spare hate, a suit of fat.

87. Love is like fast food. It doesn't care about the taste, as long as it can satisfy the physiological needs.

88. Trauma leads to loneliness, while upper confusion leads to lower suspicion; Doubt means that relatives don't need it, and confusion means that people lose their degrees; Loss of degree leads to chaos, chaos leads to national danger, and national danger leads to anxiety.

89. Later generations of writers strive for flowery words and give up practical virtues.

9. The best friend is the one who scolds you for valuing your friends, but in his heart he wants you to be happy all the time.

91. Everyone has at least one dream and a reason to be strong.

92. If you have self-knowledge, don't test my love with money.

93. We are spiders, spending all day on the Internet, playing games and chatting together!

94. Boys are poor, or they don't know how to struggle, and girls are rich, or they are coaxed away with a piece of cake.

95. It is not necessarily * * who cries for pain, but it must be * * who seduces men.

96. I despise two kinds of people most: one is racist and the other is black!

97. I have sheltered myself, and the future generations in the world have settled down, but I can't be easy. However, I am angry with anyone, and I will slap it. The disobedience of the villain is not unreasonable, but evil can restrain it?

98. Before I met you, my world was black and white. After I met you, wow, it was all black.

I love you a thousand times, so I'll give you a thousand dollars.