Funny bedtime stories to coax girls to sleep (several bedtime stories suitable for telling girlfriends)

Funny bedtime stories: During the period before going to bed, girls always look restless and don’t know if they are up to something, acting like puppies. It wasn't until after 11 o'clock one night that the girl was woken up! When I saw the girl wake up, I felt like the sky was falling. Then the incident spread

1. Being chased by a ghost

Just now, a little ghost chased over, and the girl was so frightened that she trembled. At this moment, he suddenly remembered what happened just now, and then said to the puppy: "You didn't chase me just now, why did you come here?" The kid said: "If you didn't tell me, I would chase you." So. A thrill happened!

2. Falling in love with you

When a beautiful girl was taking a shower, she suddenly saw a handsome guy next to her taking a shower, so she took the initiative to step forward, and the two couldn't help but say She said the love words she wanted to hear, but ended up being snatched away by a beautiful man. The girl was very angry and turned around to leave. Unexpectedly, the man caught up with her and hit her in the face with a sledgehammer. Girl: "This is not love, it's a joke!"

3. I don't want to give it to you

One day, a homeless man was wandering on the street. An old woman asked him, "What do you mean?" The homeless man thought for a while and said, "I miss you!" The old woman took out the money and said to the homeless man, "Don't leave. I don't want to give it to you. I want it." Go back." The tramp thought for a while and forgot about it. He returned home with the money. Seeing the tears on the old woman's face, the homeless man thought to himself: The old woman finally found me.

4. You hate this sentence

A couple came to a restaurant. The husband was very rude, but the wife was very gentle. The husband asked his wife to sit down, but the wife was playing games on the side. The husband did not listen. The wife said to her husband: "You hate this sentence!" The husband said to his wife: "I don't like to say this kind of thing. You see, when I play games, you don't hit me. I am hitting you. I am. "Husband, you still scold me." 5. How can I send you a red envelope?

One day, a fat man came to the beach and saw a group of people playing. He asked, "Who can give a red envelope?" A group of people started playing. When the fat man saw it, he immediately gave out a red envelope. Go and say: "This is the pocket money I have saved in daily life. I sent you one, thank you." After fighting for a lifetime, the fat man's biggest hobby is looking at beautiful women. He thought of sending a red envelope to his girlfriend. My girlfriend sent a red envelope and then sent a red envelope to my wife. Later, I often saw fat men giving red envelopes to their girlfriends