Summer jokes

1. A Mr. Banana dated his girlfriend and was walking down the street. It was very hot, so Mr. Banana took off his clothes, and then his girlfriend fell down ......

2. One sausage was kept in the refrigerator, feeling very cold, and then he looked at the other one beside him and felt a little comforted. He said, "Look at you, you are all frozen like this, and you are covered in ice!" As a result, the root said, "Sorry, I'm a popsicle."

3. Cold drinks are sold with a new product: "Heartache", a cup of 2 yuan. Curious to buy one, it really hurts: it's just a cup of boiled water!

4. It's summer, and there are many mosquitoes. Here are some suggestions to prevent mosquitoes.

Suggestion 1: Point a pile of hay under the bed.

Suggestion 2: Tattoo the gecko on your body.

Suggestion 3: Write in the eye-catching position at the bedside: Who bit me is the puppy.

Suggestion 4: Catch a live mosquito, brutally dismember it, and record the whole process.

suggestion 7: hang a mosquito net, sleep naked in it, tease mosquitoes, and make them anxious to death

suggestion 8: apply a product of crane crest red on your body, and mosquitoes will be poisoned when they fall on your body

suggestion 9: get drunk, and mosquitoes will bite you without pain, and they will all die drunk

suggestion 1: have a long talk with mosquitoes, be reasonable and move. I can swim and float on the water. Mandy is miserable. She can't swim, so she can only walk on stones, which makes her scream in pain. If you can't hold on any longer, you have to put on your shoes. Brother Bao said, "Don't wear shoes, the waves are so big that you will wash them away!" " Xiaomin didn't listen and turned to shore. After a while, she got into the water again. This time, she was very proud. She didn't want a wave to call. Xiaomin was unstable and almost fell down. One of her shoes was washed away, so she even called "bad" and looked around. Brother Bao laughed at this moment and said, "If you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer in front of you-you deserve it!" I don't want Xiaomin to say, "Brother Bao, I'm afraid I lost my shoes. I'm wearing your shoes!" "