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I never imagined that Wang Dachui's classic quotations and lines were complete.

This is a difficult choice. Are you a little excited to think so?

Fat people are mortal, or heavier than Mount Tai or other mountains.

Zhaoyun almost died for you, you sing the door star! For you, Zhuge Liang suffered from ice and fire. You sang the door star! Zhang Fei bears a huge sword for you, and you sing the door star! Report! General Guan lost, sold the city for you, and several of my generals were damaged! Report! Luma died in childbirth. She died in childbirth for you! Cao Jun's here! Cao Jun is coming for you! The laws of nature cannot be changed!

Black fertilizer turns gray, gray fertilizer turns black, black fertilizer turns black and remains gray, and gray fertilizer turns gray and remains black.

We're going far away to see what else is our Smecta!

Fat man dies. Or heavier than Mount Tai, or heavier than other mountains.

I have no regrets in my life. I remember running in the sunset that afternoon, which was my lost youth. Wen Qing's classic, but it was not said by Wang Dachui, but by Qiu Jia B.

I believe that before long, I will be promoted and raised, become general manager and CEO, and marry Bai to reach the peak of my life. I'm still a little excited to think about it. I remember there was a running position and two running positions at the beginning. (workplace diaosi classic)

The opportunity has finally come! Iron Man, Spider-Man, Batman and Ray are possessed by souls at the moment!

It is the duty of the goddess to completely eliminate fear. She will be moved by my bravery and live a happy life with me.

(One leg up, stepping on the bench) That's right! I am Wang Dachui from Qi Fei, with talent and personality. (One foot on the ground, sitting on the bench) Maybe you don't know me very well, but look (take out one certificate after another), these are my three-level certificate of abacus operation (pendulum), my eight-level certificate of Qidan language major (pendulum) and my riding license (pendulum), and these are just the tip of the iceberg. Usually, I also like to make some small inventions, such as Hal (blowing at the paper plane, then flying at the beautiful woman, the paper plane stuck on the beautiful woman's head and then showing the paper frog), small toys and so on. How's it going? Isn't it interesting?

I am a creative bully. In less than ten minutes, I had another brilliant idea.

My name is Wang Dachui, and I am a cute little monster. I usually like to help old fairies cross the street or something. Today, I will collect herbs to treat my mother. I am really happy to hear that the Tang Priest and his party finally succeeded in learning from the scriptures. Never have to worry about being beaten by the Monkey King again.

Li Tiegen, what are you thinking? hahaha. Next, you write that Mulan gave birth to a chicken. Chickens are animals that lay eggs, okay? Raw eggs are also raw eggs! (Male students frown) Besides, how can Journey to the West, Water Margin, Dream of Red Mansions and Doumyouji Tsukasa be called F together? Have you ever read a Chinese book? F means,, and VanNess Wu, OK? (Dumps the magazine and sighs) You go, I can't continue to educate you.

Don't! Do you think the underworld is simple? (Take out a knife and point it at the human structure diagram) Do you know from what angle a person can be injured without being disabled? This involves the body and human structure. (Put down the knife, take out the dropper, and gesture with the dropper) Do you know what reagents are used in poisoning? How many doses? Can immortality effectively retaliate against opponents? (Put down the dropper and dropper) This involves chemical problems. No matter which industry, knowledge is extremely important.

What about our underworld? The most important thing is to have tattoos. Hello Kitty me. (Pulling open the black suit and white shirt) The faucet on the left, the white tiger on the right, and the old cow in the middle (Pleasant Goat).

(Button) As the saying goes, parents with physical problems. How can a person who doesn't even care about his own body love the whole world? You go! I don't like you!

My name is Wang Dachui. Unexpectedly, I finally have a younger brother. He treats money like dirt, so crazy that several big men dare not approach it. Never questioned me. The younger brother is a chihuahua, and Wang Dachui is still touching it. )

I have no regrets in my life. I remember running in the sunset that day, which was my lost youth.

I feel a powerful force gathering on my fist. My left fist is as hot as flame, and my right fist is as cold as frost. ) (left and right boxing subtitles appear, and left boxing subtitles: flame special effects; Wang Dachui: I made a big fork. What is this? Even without special effects, typing directly is too perfunctory, isn't it? Enemy A: It turned out to be ice and fire from Jiuyang Shenquan. !

Wang Dachui: How did you know this would happen? Is it a sexy name?

This sad orchid finger is really unusual. It must be a clue.

You saved my life. I want to marry you tonight. I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it.

If you want to save the princess, you must, uh, uh, you must go through my body. Can you remember your lines, please?

Is it afraid that my ecstatic posture will blind his dog?

My name is Wang Dachui. I didn't expect the general to die voluntarily, but it won't affect the signboard of my generation of famous doctors, will it?

Classic lines that have never been imagined.

"Never Imagine" is a mini drama series jointly produced by Youku and Wanhe Tianyi. It depicts the story of Wang Dachui, the diaosi king, in an exaggerated and humorous way. The content of the plot is all-encompassing, from the current hot topics to the classic historical stories, and the humorous language is unique.

1, I have no regrets in my life. I remember running in the sunset that day, which was my lost youth.

2, this sad orchid finger is really extraordinary, it must be a clue.

3. You saved me. I want to marry you tonight. I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it.

4. Are you afraid that my ecstasy will flash his dog's eye?

Iron Man, Spider-Man, Batman and Ray are all possessed by souls at the moment.

6. I am such a good boy with all-round development in morality, intelligence, physique and beauty.

I have no regrets all my life. I remember running in the sunset that day, which was my lost youth.

8, manager, relax, this nose hair is quite naughty.

9. My name is Wang Dachui. I never imagined that I met my true love in the toilet.

10, I believe that before long, I will be promoted and raised to become the general manager and CEO, and I will marry Bai and reach the peak of my life. Think about it, a little excited.

1 1, mongolia navy: Our journey is a sea of stars.

12, you saved me. I am going to have a wedding with you tonight. I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it.

13, fat people are human, but they are still heavier than Mount Tai or other mountains.

14 We're going far away to see what else is our Smecta.

15, my name is Wang Dachui. I didn't expect the general to die voluntarily, but it won't affect the signboard of my generation of famous doctors.

16, Zhao Yun almost died in seven in seven out, you are a star! For you, Zhuge Liang suffered from ice and fire. You sang the door star! Zhang Fei bears a huge sword for you, and you sing the door star! Report! General Guan lost, selling the city for you, and I lost another general! Report! Luma died in childbirth. She died in childbirth for you! Cao Jun's here! Cao Jun is coming for you! The laws of nature cannot be changed!

17, if you want to save the princess, you have to, uh, you have to go through my body. Please remember these lines.

18, I have no regrets in my life.

19, I feel that a powerful force is converging on my fist. My left fist is as hot as flame, and my right fist is as cold as frost.

In fact, once there is bad news, you will be sucked into my arms and then thrown to the ground under the action of gravity. This is a natural law and cannot be avoided.

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A classic line from "Never Imagine"

Introduction to "Never Imagine":

"Never Imagine" is a mini-network comedy, which tells the funny legendary story of diaosi Wang Dachui and his friends in an exaggerated and funny way. "Never Imagine" won the Jin Peng Award for Best Network Short Film in 20xx, which was deeply loved by the audience, especially the classic quotations and lines in the film, which often became popular words and mantras. The movie of the same name "Never Imagine: Journey to the West" will be released at the end of 20xx. The old cast of Never Imagine, such as Liu Xunzi Mo, actors, Yang Zishan, etc., will interpret an unexpected story with a brand-new combination.

Inspirational lines of classic quotations from "Never Imagine"

It doesn't matter how low the cost is. The key question is whether you can find people who are willing to share weal and woe with you. Some people call them employees, but I think they are brothers and sisters.