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Today, Saturday, I went to take care of my uncle, but I forgot to weigh the steamed buns, so I weighed two kilograms of rat meat. My uncle gave me a short life, and I gave my uncle a short life.
Year after year,
I worked for the landlord for three years.
Three years of work, three cents,
Do you think it is pitiful or not?
Uphill and rustling, three people are riding three white horses. I asked you where to go. I went to my mother-in-law's house. My mother-in-law was not at home, and my aunt came out to pick up the driver. The big horse was tied to the sycamore tree. The little horse was tied up in the pinhole. The big horse ate black beans, and the little horse ate sesame seeds. The big horse ate and jumped, and the little horse ate and clucked. In-laws, please sit down, I will make you tea, and I will give you six steamed buns. If I don’t drink your tea or eat your steamed buns, I will find a mother-in-law for your lady. My lady doesn’t want a mother-in-law. She is a child made of fine cloth and cannot control herself. She is a child of coarse cloth. nia-nia, you are worried about your future. You should comb your hair earlier than midnight. The front hair will be combed brightly and the back hair will be combed like a flower tower. On the flower floor, people are drinking. At the bottom of the flower building, people are rolling out noodles. Roll them out into single slices. Cut everything into silk threads. Boil until the pot is spinning. Take the lotus flowers into the bowl and mix them. The officials eat and the scholars watch. Watch. Look at my lady’s good tricks.
Your lady is not content with her life, so she goes up a tree to catch cigarettes and looks at the nest. The cigarette is full of snakes in the nest, which scares her so much that she jumps to the south cliff. A nest of rabbits appears on the south cliff, which scares her so much that she falls. When you pull up your trousers, you will chase the rabbit. Once you chase the rabbit, you will chase him to the old shop. When you are a lady, you will be jealous. No matter how low or low you are, there will be a lot of opportunities for you.
Lollipops, sesame candies, and spankings will make your butt hurt.
As big as two melon seeds, my sister and I got married together. If my sister is married inside the city gate, I will be married outside the city gate; if my sister is wearing a flowery dress, I will be wearing a ragged one; if my sister is sleeping on a flower bean pillow, I will be sleeping on a Gou Yiba, Ge Yong I'm afraid of Geyong - sell it, it's worthless; throw it away, you can't bear it, throw it in a box and let me play with it for two days
Danwa Danwa pulls gray vegetables and the wolf eats them Danwa's nose and arms were slack, and he looked at Danwa and felt helpless. Heng pinched Danwa back, ate milk and drank water, and couldn't get up after sleeping on the kang.
Wa's ??technology is so high that he doesn't need a knife to shave his head. , pull it out one by one, and pull it out into a light bulb, a light bulb. Hang it high, and when it falls down, it will be an old man~!
I sacrificed the stove, set off the cannon, mounted the donkey to call my sister-in-law, sister-in-law, My sister-in-law wiped her butt and threw it into the toilet!
The little old man went to carry charcoal. On the way there, there was a shelf. He was twitching, his waist was broken, his trousers were tight, and his belt was broken. The old man was so angry that he couldn't pull his balls.
Little reed helmet, black dong dong, grandma asked me to stay here for the whole winter. Jumu is ugly, uncle is twisted. Jumu is ugly, uncle and uncle are ugly. I will leave when the pomegranate blossoms.
Traveling around during the day and consuming fuel and mending pants at night.
The quilt also travels in all directions, and they are used to boil oil to mend the crotch.
I went to your house to get sauerkraut, but your mother was mostly away. Your mother-in-law didn’t bring me sauerkraut, so I just brought it to your mother-in-law. After a while, I brought it to the outside of the door. Your mother-in-law ran away. Come on, if you don't come here, I'll ask your mother-in-law to help you.
The bald donkey’s egg shines brightly, and the black man walks without lighting the lamp. Give it to Li Gu, give it to Li Gu, and eat the mulberry shadow’s black ass.
*** had a big egg and secretly ate the master’s white rice. The master prevented you from eating one bowl, so you ate several bowls.
It was a foggy Sunday morning, so I picked up all the things I wanted. A group of old men followed my instructions, ran down and piled up, picked up a lot of bad books and newspapers, sold them for five yuan, and bought a bicycle. More than two hundred people were killed uphill and downhill. The police came to me. , I ran into the women's restroom. There was no electricity in the restroom, so I knocked down the maogetong with one foot ------
One tiger plowed, two tigers raked, three tigers were in miscellaneous buildings, and four tigers were released. Fart, the running five tigers ran out of breath, the land tiger lifted them up, the seven tigers buried them, the eight tigers went to complain, the nine tigers came back, and the ten tigers sang "Na Hu Yi Ya Hei".
Whoever dares to block my sunshine will lose my head.
Little bugs, wings are fried, father-in-law plows the field, daughter-in-law dams, old brother Hou laughs when walking, the first eldest son is fetching grain, the second eldest son is not able to tie melons, one plows 20 people, and the donkey carries two , there are two people carrying them, each has two dragons and three ears, and the top of each head is old and useless
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