What jokes can make people laugh to the ground?

There are three people, competing marksmanship together, and a black man is holding something as a target.

The first man put an apple on the black man's head, and then at a distance of 10 meters, he raised his hand and shot it and broke it. He blew his gun and said, I'm Zorro!

The second man put a cherry on the black man's head, and then at a distance of 50 meters, he raised his hand and shot it and broke it. He blew the muzzle and said, I'm m007.

The third man put a sesame seed on the black man's head, and then raised his hand to smash the black man's head at a distance of 100 meters. He also blew the gun and said, I'm sorry ...

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On the last bus, a woman in white sat in the last row. The driver looked in the rearview mirror, and the woman was gone, shocked! Suddenly braking, people sitting there. Keep driving and look in the rearview mirror. The woman is gone. Brake back. The woman is now. Keep driving, look in the rearview mirror, and no more women! Suddenly, the woman with messy hair and blood all over her face came up slowly and whispered, "Do I have a grudge against you?"? As soon as you tie your shoelaces, you slam on the brakes ...

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Lao Zhang went shopping for food, and it was a bit slow to pay. The vegetable seller urged him: hurry up, big brother, the city manager will come soon, and my food is gone. Lao Zhang said, nonsense, I don't want to rush? If I go back late, I may lose my house! …………