A joke mocking Japan

A man called a Japanese businessman and said, "I'm looking for Mr. Taro." The operator said, "I'm sorry, he died last week." The next day, the man called again and wanted to speak to Kazutaro. This time, the operator was a little annoyed and said, "I always told you that he died last week." Why are you calling? "The man said," because I just like listening. "

A Japanese is eating in a restaurant in China. When the waiter brought a panlong shrimp, the Japanese asked, "What should I do with the remaining shrimp shells?" "Of course," said the waiter. "no! Don't! No! " The Japanese shook his head and said, "In Japan, the leftover shrimp shells are sent to the factory, made into shrimp cakes, and then sold to you in China." After a while, the waiter brought another plate of fruit. The Japanese pointed to one of the lemons and asked, "What should I do with the remaining lemon peel?" "Of course," said the waiter. "no! Don't! No! " The Japanese shook his head and said, "In Japan, the leftover lemon peel is sent to the factory to make fruit treasures, and then sold to you in China." When checking out, the Japanese chewed gum and asked the waiter with a smile, "What should I do with the remaining gum?" "Of course, spit it out," said the waiter. "no! Don't! No! " The Japanese shook his head and proudly said, "In Japan, chewed gum is sent to the factory, made into condoms, and then sold to you in China." The waiter asked impatiently, "Do you know what to do with used condoms in China?" Of course I threw it away. "Japanese humanity. The waiter shook his head and said, "No! Don't! Don't! In China, used condoms are sent to factories, made into chewing gum and then sold to you. "