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People. Fee. Han Ming Xuan Guifei. Snow kite
Time. (early) morning
Things. Abuse with the development of the plot
Land. Follow the plot
Get ready. There is no silence. .
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Fee. Han Ming
-| Wearing a faint lavender and pink fringed skirt, the long flow rate winds down like a waterfall, and I can't see clearly under the encouragement of the breeze. There is no decoration on the skirt, just a thin layer of white silk gauze, which looks like a fairy falling from the sky. A thin layer of light purple silk gauze gently covers the crisp shoulders, adding a little mystery to the original cobblestone-like fragrant shoulders; A pair of pink embroidered shoes with a butterfly at the toe are really unreal, as if they were really a real butterfly. |
-| Long dark purple hair is wrapped in a dark green ribbon, which shuttles through the long dark purple hair and wraps up a beautiful casual hairstyle. White ribbon on the tail, woven into small flowers, and Hosta on the head. Dark green ribbon bends to the waist, a shape *, fresh and lovely. |
-| lavender eyes are a little more cruel, no longer the innocence of the year, but the elegant and mysterious atmosphere has never been broken. I don't know why. |
-| Cherry mouth, Liu Yuemei, a little cinnabar on her forehead is even more charming. |
-| Early in the morning, as soon as the sun came out, the woman on the bed was already sitting by the window, with endless sadness in her eyes. |
-| Since Leng Fei's incident, XuanGuiFei has been making trouble and making trouble, which makes her very disgusted. |
-| It's early spring, and it smells fresh and pleasant everywhere. I read it softly for no reason. |
-|: Once again, I went to the place where Qingyang once turned around. Without saying a word, I hung a whip and walked all over the clear autumn road. Grass has no intention of falling into the sky, and the sound of geese is as far away as xiaoguan. |
-|: I don't hate the hardships at the end of the world, but I hate the west wind blowing my dreams to the present. How much is the journey tomorrow? It's cold and rainy on your clothes. |
-| XuanGuiFei XuanGuiFei, our issue is big! |
-| said to the servant: I heard that there are flowers in the imperial garden today, and I want to see them. |
Your servant said: Yes, sir. |
-| stepping on a small step, I didn't know that a lovely person was going. |
Xuan guifei Snow kite
-,hazy eyes, gradually open. My cheeks are a little red. Early in the morning, it is much fresher. Get dressed and look lazily out of the window. A lot has happened these days. Ah, the hatred is getting deeper and deeper There is a cold charm in his eyes. Nanmu wooden comb, leaving a trace of fragrance. It's much cooler to wear a bun.
I am in a good mood today. It's never too late to think about it later. There is plenty of time.
-Go to the Royal Garden. Ordered to the maid behind him.
-indifferent eyes and light steps. Willow flowers and jade water are also natural. Sneer, no matter how good the flowers are, they will wither.
-Go easy. Stop suddenly. This road is very narrow. oh Even so, the ghost still lingers.
-such a good mood is ruined. Go forward, some contempt corners of the mouth. Princess Yun, how can you escape today?
-Oh, what a coincidence. You are in a good mood, aren't you?
Fee. Han Ming
-| See a figure come over, the tone is full of provocation, frowned. |
-| Is this imperial concubine really entangled in my palace? The road is very narrow. I finally understand the meaning of this word. |
-| with a snort of cold in my heart, eh, XuanGuiFei? Then I will play with you. |
-,| corners of the mouth hung a cold smile, speaking out of turn. |
-|: Yes, I'm idle again. How can you be idle? |
-| As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and folded a thin willow, no longer looking at the imperial concubine. |
-| Supplement: Sister, have you just come out of the limbo? Remember the last time you rested at Xiao Xian Palace, but I didn't expect to recover so quickly? |
-| Gently raise your eyebrows and say: Sister, you want to get your favorite as soon as possible. Are you intentional? |
-| The corners of the mouth are a little provocative. |
-| XuanGuiFei, I will play with you today! |
Xuan guifei Snow kite
-,light forwarding silk, pick out the meaning of indifference.
-Now that we have met today, we might as well break it.
It seems that this is none of your business, isn't it?
-Or ... Ah, the resentment is over. Let's meet today.
-hold your head high and speak out of turn. I would rather sacrifice myself than let go of those who have hurt me.
-There is no vitality at present. Picky, full of contempt.
-Never allow anyone to insult me. Speak out of order. The resentment in my heart accumulates little by little in my hands.
-Ah, good. The palace you gave me at the beginning, everything is back to you.
-What, are you still comfortable? Step forward and clap again.
-Ha ha ha ha. . . If you don't feel well, do you want me to give you some more rewards?
-the resentment in the bones is slowly oozing out. oh We'll see.
Fee. Han Ming
-| eyes cold, sudden slap defenseless, face slightly red and hot. |
-| whispered: Oh? Sister, what does this mean? The past is the past. Is my sister still unwilling to forgive me? |
-| Lavender eyes are full of tears, drop by drop. |
-,| heart sneer at 1, oh, XuanGuiFei, I want to show these handmaids what kind of person you are, I want you to lose color in front of your handmaid again! |
-| Oh, I still want to return it. Do you think this palace will give you a chance? No way! My palace. . Will never make you feel better! |
-| The eyes are still not so delicate and touching, and the Indian ladies-in-waiting feel pity for each other and look at XuanGuiFei with reproachful eyes. |
-| Tears welled up, pear blossoms brought rain, which made the pale little face a little more desolate. |
-| Xuan Guifei, let's see who can compete with who! |
-| It's sad: since my sister. . Then, then hate me. . Wu. . Willing to be punished. . |
| is still a wronged look, tears are increasing, and the handmaids look at the imperial concubine with sympathetic eyes and reproachful eyes. |
-| imperial concubine, imperial concubine, fight with me. . You are not qualified! |
Xuan guifei Snow kite
-,in the heart can not help but cold hum. This little trick?
-Gently lift your chin with your forefinger. In this way, it is useless to my palace. Now that I have torn my face today, I am not afraid of any gossip in this palace.
-the abuse in the eyes has not decreased at all. It's a pity that this beautiful little face is lost. I play with my fingers and pinch it bit by bit.
-,suddenly turned to non-success princess. A red mark soon appeared on his face. Blood, slowly flowing out. How's the blood on your hand? Isn't this a good treatment?
-Anger is increasing bit by bit. Haha, today, you feel much better.
Fee. Han Ming
-| The stabbing pain on the face spread rapidly. With your eyes closed, the pain hit. |
-| fiercely opened his eyes and looked at the imperial concubine. |
-|: Oh, you really can't hide it from your sister. You were caught so quickly. |
-| in an instant, the intellectual man fit helped to the imperial concubine's ear. |
-| Read softly: Sister, don't forget that this palace is now the emperor's pet. . This face is going to be ruined. Can you afford it? |
-| look contemptuous. |
-| leave the imperial concubine's ear, playing with her purple hair, fingers across the wound, a sharp pain, a blush appeared on her jade fingers. |
-| Imperial concubine, wait for me, my palace. . I will never let you go! |
-| hand pretend not easily across the imperial concubine's face, in fact. . Another slap, in an instant, the imperial concubine's cheeks flushed, and five handprints immediately guided her face. |
-|: What? What do you think, sister? Do you want to do it again a few times? |
-| looking at bare hands, looked at the imperial concubine contemptuously. |
Xuan guifei Snow kite
-Good, good. Fingers on cheeks, gradually some fever.
In that case, don't blame me for being cruel.
-Somebody, take her to her cell!
-today, see if I don't torture you to death. Original price, double return.
-Dad. Even if you are a pet princess, so what?
-Dad. Good, I will accompany you to the end.
-Palm, some are red.
-some looked at this non-success princess with pity. This feeling is good, right?
-Ha ha ha ha ha. . The more you laugh, the more unscrupulous you are.
-why, this palace, the last palm, fell directly to the ground.
-Toe, step down hard. It caused the people below to groan.
-Come and beg me! Maybe I can cut you some slack! I lost my dignity at first. Today, I'll let you have a taste.
Fee. Han Ming
-| abdomen, face burning pain, burying his face in, bad to ruthlessly stare at the imperial concubine. |
-,|: Haha! Do you think I will give in if you do this? Tell you what! I am not a vegetarian! Sooner or later! I let you get more than one bargained for! |
-| With the rest of my strength, I pushed away the imperial concubine, hugged her leg and gulped it down. |
-| The imperial concubine's leg was bitten and bleeding, and her mouth was full of her blood. |
-| Let go of the imperial concubine's leg and vomit blood. Her teeth and lips were covered with the blood of the imperial concubine. |
-| I vomited and vomited |
-,| bold way: tell you! My palace is to drink your blood and eat your flesh! I can do it! |
-|: Don't think that everyone will give in to you! My palace is the legendary exception! You wait for me! I will never let you go! |
-,| laughing face upwards, see some hysterical. |
-,| blood, flow more than. |
Xuan guifei Snow kite
-Asshole! The other palm.
-I'm surrounded by blood. Thigh, bouts of pain
Since you are so ungrateful.
-,a grabbed his neck. Slender nails are deeply embedded in the meat. Push hard. The hatred in the bones seems to be in all the grievances. A little resentment.
-Ha ha ha ha ha ha. . . Laughing more and more presumptuous
This is too little lighter than the sulfuric acid you used at first!
-more and more hard, until the following people suffocate and faint. No, it's not enough. I'll see how long you can last!
-Somebody wake her up!
Fee. Han Ming
-| I have a sharp pain in my head and don't want to open my eyes. No, I can't open it. The sting of Safa in the neck, accompanied by cold water, made me unable to breathe. . Soon. . I'm choking. . |
-|: Mm-hmm. . . Hmm. . . |
I cried out in pain, but there was only a whimper. |
-| Tears, quietly falling. . |
-| It hurts. . It hurts. . . It really hurts. . I can't breathe in pain. . The pain is suffocating. . |
-|: Xuan Guifei. . . . My palace. . . . My palace. . . . Ahem! |
-| I was forced to speak because I couldn't speak, and my mouth spit out bursts of blood. |
-|: My palace. . . I am. . . Yes . Absolutely. . . Absolutely. . . No. . No. . No. . . Let go. . . You . You Yes . . Ahem! |
-| There is another burst of blood, the voice is getting smaller and smaller, and my head is getting dizzy. . . |
-| It's really hard. . I really want to sleep. . Get some sleep. . . |
-| Ask beauty, how much sorrow, sigh that there are too many sorrows in the world; I thought about who the beauty pities, and now the beauty is in tears. |
-| XuanGuiFei. . My palace. . . . I will never let you go. . . Absolutely! |
-| Hands hanging down slowly, eyes closed, seemingly resting peacefully, but I don't know that my heart is suffering; I don't know. I'm at the gate of hell and want to escape. |
Xuan guifei Snow kite
-Oh, my God. . It's pathetic. Don't leave me alone. What can you do to me?
-,bloody fingers gently across the cheek.
-,how about it? Not bad, huh?
-I'm half dead. What can you do to me? haha
I'm telling you, I won't regret it even if I go into this cold house today because of this. Ha ha ha ha.
-I pity you. Somebody, send Princess Yun back to the palace.
-All right, all right, rest. Eyes, completely indifferent.
-Today, I'll let you go first. One day, not necessarily.
Xuan guifei Snow kite
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