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Although the famous flowers are taken, I will loosen the soil.

1. There was an Internet cafe recharge activity before the 11th, and the boys in our school were basically full. There were many people at that time. 1 1 When I came back, there was no Nima Internet cafe, and a hot pot restaurant was being renovated there. The school steamed bread sold like crazy that month.

Second, I hope the sensible idolize will not burn her body for me.

Third, girls are naughty and tell very hot incisive funny sentences.

Fourth, stick to principles in major events and learn to be flexible in minor ones.

As the saying goes, Rome wasn't built in a day, except in the microwave oven!

If you can't forget it with a smile, please allow yourself to cry and miss it.

It doesn't matter what others think of you. The only important thing is that you like yourself very much.

Enterprise culture is a tool invented by capitalists to make horses run fast and prevent them from eating grass!

Nine, don't eat in the bowl, just take the pot to eat more worry-free.

Fasten your seat belt, there may be a love waiting for you ahead.

I am too lazy to argue with you. If I still have strength, I'd better breathe more fresh air.

Twelve, the season of black stockings flooding makes these thick legs feel awkward.

Thirteen, I will never do two things in my life: neither this nor that.

Fourteen, vowed to lose weight before the summer vacation, not only not thin but also fat after the summer vacation!

I'm not arrogant, but I can't learn to be a gentle lady. That's all.

I want the kind of bitch who can't get rid of me and likes to stick to me.

Seventeen, the autumn wind rises, the yellow flowers fall, and the wind will eventually turn into mud. Send a lonely night, the moonlight is oblique, and I just want to pay for it in my life.

You are very kind, especially when you are sad.

Nineteen, spring outing, the teacher gave motion sickness medicine, and the result said, who wants to take birth control pills!

Twenty, I dreamed that I was bought to be a wife in the mountains and was driven back because I ate too much.

Twenty-one, air is free, son. Fuck you, you explain to me what potato chips are.

I heard that ugly people should read more books. No wonder my mother said from an early age that I was not cut out for reading.

23. The most romantic thing in the world is daydreaming.

Twenty-four, the accountant said you could come over later to get your salary. I have no change here.

25. Lie down if you fall!

If the world is full of ugly women, I believe the chance of falling in love at first sight will be much lower.

Twenty-seven I won't repeat the play I played. I don't want the people I loved.

Twenty-eight, when you are out of the mountains, there are no birds, and thousands of people live in extinction.

I often smile now. Can't you see my big gold teeth shining?

It's thirty, and a big wave of EXO kisses is coming at me. I need support.

Thirty-one, although the famous flowers are taken, I will loosen the soil!

The math teacher took us swimming in the sea of questions, and as a result, she went ashore and we all drowned.

Thirty-three, now many women are in such a state: they obviously want to love, but they dare not love.

Instant noodles are really convenient, but you still need electricity when cooking.

When is the time to complain, it is better to sit down and talk slowly.

Life is not bitter because there are too many desires, and it is not burdensome to let go of too much.

Thirty-seven, a man chased a girl for many years, and the girl sent him messages in English. He asked a friend to translate: Either you leave me or I will die with you. The man was heartbroken and never contacted her again. Later, the man passed the English test, only to know that if you don't leave, I will live and die together!

Thirty-eight, I am a good girl you don't care about, young man. Do you like men?

Thirty-nine, I came quietly, walked quietly, waved a dagger, and left no one alive.

Forty, every time I bring my test paper home, the first thing I do is to wear cotton trousers to meet the storm.

Forty-two, the third party is not the later one, but the one who doesn't love deeply.

Forty-three, I just found out now that streaking was bold when I was a child.

With all the famous dishes, I can come out and secretly loosen the soil every day.

1, life is more fun. I recommend a fool machine for you, which is very fun for you. 2, don't always stick gold on your face, there is nothing on it that won't stick.

3, people want face, trees want skin, you have no face and no skin.

I see, you are the flower sister in others' eyes.

The most unpalatable thing is expired food, and the most unpalatable thing is biting your heel behind your back.

Don't be proud. My tears are not sad for you, but happy for your pain.

7. One day, I left, can I bring you a little sadness?

8. I am entertaining myself, and the silence buried in the corner is getting deeper and deeper.

I don't want to be sad, but under the pressure of real life, my heart is flat.

10, am I too simple or are you too complicated? I didn't see your hypocritical face until the end.

1 1, the women who are finally honed become strong and vicious, because this is life.

12. After you left, I got lovesick. The doctor said it was a heart attack, so I had to take medication for it.

13. Even if you give me poison, I will leave you until I die.

14, I gave my youth and everything. What sweet words have you given?

15, our love has never been sweet and warm, but only tears each other's hearts together.

16, do you feel guilty? I am just your pawn.

17, I just like quiet, don't think I won't go crazy.

18, I am alone, watching you do this Buddha every day, and constantly chanting Buddha.

19, if you don't love me, don't talk nonsense with me. I don't have time to talk to you at work now.

20. Are you free to just talk about Q?

2 1, the end of the world is over, don't fucking tell me about eternity.

Don't play love games with me, you can never afford it.

23. You throw away what you have without looking, but you can't catch what you don't have.

24. You are the one who humiliated myself when I was sleepy. You are really mean.

25. Do you know why the line is always busy when you call me? Because I knocked you out.

26. You said that everything you see in the world is gray because you are color blind.

27. If you can't see me, you will die. If you see me, you may not be in this world.

28. You are stupid. You live a simple life, but you want to be with my sister.

29, with a full wallet, go out to eat and want to play.

30. Some people have envied long hair and finally put on wigs.

3 1, crazy people, living a crazy life every day.

This paper is clean, so I don't want to paint it black.

33. All the famous dishes have been taken away. I can come out every day to cook secretly and loosen the soil.

34. Are you still fucking you? Big face. Go get it back.

35. When China fights, it should be made into Naruto, and one village will die.

36. I am willing to give up everything, but I don't want to give up choosing you.

37. It is natural for men to love women, and it is natural for women to love men.

38. If you have a soft heart, give it to me. I'll ice it for you to make it stronger.

39. What fascinates you? Is there an object or a background?

40. A good horse never turns back to grass, but it turns around the earth and sees grass again.

Smile and tell me that the famous dish has been taken. I can come out every day and secretly loosen the soil.

1, life is more fun. I recommend a fool machine for you, which is very fun for you.

2, don't always stick gold on your face, there is nothing on it that won't stick.