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Long-Distance Couple Treaty

01. When I cry, no matter whether it is your fault or not, you must comfort me. 100 couple's contracts for girls. 02. I won’t remember you and each other every second. 03. I always wait and see when I see handsome guys. This is also natural. 04. I complain about you because I care about you and am nervous about you. 05. You don’t need to be a rich person, but it is best to have lofty goals and ideals. You may become a rich person in the future. 06. Come shopping with me. Can you comb your hair and shave your beard? 07. I know I'm not the most beautiful in the world, but I hope you think I am, and always praise me for my beauty, sweet singing, good figure, cuteness, and gentleness. 08. I hope you will notice when I cut my hair, put on some eye shadow, and wear new shoes. Couple contract for boys. 09. So you must remember all the various anniversaries and birthdays. The unequal treaty between lovers. 10. I really want to share everything with you, such as what cosmetics and skin care products I use. Although you may not understand, I hope you will pretend that you are listening. 11. Can you brush your teeth before going to bed? 12. You don’t need to be handsome, but you must be clean. 13. I have the biggest temper when I... can express my temper in many ways. You'd better tolerate me for a few days a month and give in to me. 14. I will assume that you know how to remote control and repair any electrical appliances, including computers, cameras, televisions, video recorders, hifi, etc. 15. There are many things that I don’t know how to do. I just pretend that I don’t know how to do them if I don’t want to do them. 16. Call me wherever you go every day, tell me your location and who you are with, and let me know your whereabouts. 17. Can you try not to tell the same joke or topic more than 20 times? 18. When I lost my temper and called you, I actually wanted you to call me right away to coax me. 19. I don’t mind if you have a little belly, but try not to be too fat or thinner than me. 20. Men who are too muscular are not manly at all, they are scary. Treaty for Long Distance Couples 2 1. Do not be suspicious of each other. Suspicion is one of the sources of misunderstandings and the first step in a relationship to become estranged. Therefore, couples can quarrel and have tempers, but they must not be suspicious of each other, have random thoughts, or have any thoughts. Just tell the other person what you are unhappy about. If you don't tell them, how will they know what makes you unhappy? 2. No Cold War. Calming down does not mean a cold war. Therefore, even if a couple needs to calm down when they have a dispute, it does not mean ignoring each other. It means calmly reflecting on oneself and finding out the reasons for the dispute. A cold war does not seem to involve verbal conflict. , but in fact often causes more harm. 3. Don’t be trapped in the present, and improve yourself together. The best relationship should be when two people become better under the influence of the other. It is easy to eat, drink and have fun together, but it is more precious to study and study together. Therefore, love is not just about romance, but also about getting more motivation and courage to learn a new language or a new technology from each other. 4. Always keep things fresh. In the early stages of a relationship, two people have endless topics to talk about and many things they want to accomplish. Perhaps this passion will become less and less as the relationship lasts, so couples may as well live together. We often prepare little surprises for each other to always keep the freshness of love. 5. Respect each other’s circle of friends. Romance and love are not everything in life. In addition to oneself, he also needs other social circles. He will meet some people on various occasions. The identity of boyfriend and girlfriend is not to add a layer of social interaction to each other. Yoke, couples can enjoy time with friends and loved ones outside of love. 6. Get along as equals. Getting along as equals should be the best way for two people to get along. Only by getting along as equals can we get along comfortably and for a long time. No one needs to blindly accommodate the other. The best relationship should be evenly matched. 7. Appreciate each other from the heart. Only two people who appreciate each other will know how to cherish each other better. Maybe your partner has preferences and specialties that are difficult for others to understand, but as long as they are positive, they should get your respect and appreciation. , your cherishment is the best affirmation for him. 8. Express love often. "I love you so much that it's hard to say in my heart" is a saying that many people use as bad words. However, couples come together because of their love for each other. Although sweet words are not as practical as actual actions, they should always express love to each other. Your love for him will make your love full of security.

9. Staying away from ambiguity does not mean that you can no longer have contact with friends of the opposite sex after falling in love, but it requires both couples to always remember that they are already someone else’s lover, so they should refuse temptation and not be friends with other people of the opposite sex. Ambiguous behavior outside. 10. Respect each other’s parents. Maybe you have different growth backgrounds and educational experiences, and the other parent’s ideas on some issues are slightly different from yours. However, you should try to understand and think from others’ perspective instead of blindly blaming, which will only make things worse. Your lover is even more in trouble.