Humor, joke, brain teaser: joke, brain teaser

Brainstorming wit and surprise of cold jokes, I wonder what effect they will have? Let's have a look. Next, I will bring you a long humorous joke. I hope you like it.

Recommend long humorous jokes and brain teasers.

1. How to walk three hundred miles a day? Answer: Stand still on the equator.

2. What was the first sentence when Americans landed on the moon? Answer: American dialect

Xiaoli and her mother bought eight apples, and her mother asked Xiaoli to put them in five pockets, each of which was an even number. Can you do it? Answer: There are two apples in each pocket, and the last four pockets are put in the fifth mouth.

4. What can be used all over the world? Answer: telephone

Xiaoming said to Xiaohua: I can sit where you will never sit! ? Where is he sitting? Answer: Sit on Xiaohua.

6. The family has its own rules, and so does the country. What are the rules of the zoo? Answer: tortoise.

7. Which official not only doesn't get paid, but also pays his own money? Answer: the groom.

8. What newspaper prints only one answer: telegram.

9. Is anyone going anywhere? Answer: the toilet

10. When will the sun and the moon be together? Answer: Tomorrow.

1 1. What do you have and what do others have? Although it is external, it can't be changed? Answer: Name

12. A ship is limited to 50 people. There were 49 people on board. After a pregnant woman got on board, the ship sank into the sea. Why? [Answer: Diving Hall

13. Mr. Huang, who was lovelorn, went out on the street in a dark night for a month and flew head-on. He stood between two headlights, the car roared by, but the person was unscathed. Why [Answer: Motorcycle]

14. I went to Mong Kok to see a movie this afternoon. When I got to Mong Kok, I couldn't see anyone. Why? [Answer: No one.

15. When I was a sophomore, when I was in a law class, our law teacher had a hobby of asking questions, and I had to repeat them loudly before asking. Once in the General Principles of Civil Law class, suddenly the teacher raised his voice and began to ask questions. All the students stared at the teacher in fear for fear of being called. Because the teacher asked questions instead of roll call, he looked at the roll call and gave the answer: funny roll call.

16. Why do vampires never drink juice or vegetable juice? Answer: Afraid? Juice? The cross in the room.

17. What is the cleanest way to mop the floor? Answer: Push.

18. What's another name for eggplant? Answer: vegetables

19. How can I drink the bottom of a bottle full of milk first? Answer: use a straw.

20. What kind of bamboo doesn't grow in soil? Answer: firecrackers

Classic riddle sharing

1. From then on, North and South guess a word, and the answer is: bang.

If you never know a word, it's hard to guess. The answer is: vertical.

If you never know a word, it's hard to guess. The answer is: vertical.

4. Guess a word from Nanchang to Beijing. The answer is: Beijing.

5. unite from top to bottom. Guess a word. The answer is: seats.

6. From top to bottom, unite widely and guess a word. The answer is: seats.

7. Guess a word from redeployment. The answer is: yes.

8. Mao Jing guessed a word, and the answer was: quiet.

9. In front of the tombstone behind the village, Shaoling guessed with tears that the answer was: Bo.

10. Find a word in the village and the answer is: thank you.

1 1. If you have any questions, guess a word. The answer is: sound.

12. Every inch of grass is covered with grass. Guess a word and the answer is: Yan.

13. Every inch of grass becomes weak. Guess a word. The answer is: Yan.

14. One inch of grass guesses a word, and the answer is: time.

15. Every inch of land has been preserved. Guess a word. The answer is: bed.

16. Every inch of land is connected and never leaves. Guess a word. The answer is: seal.

17. Missed the chance to guess words. The answer is: maple.

18. Dakai went back to Guangxi to guess a word. The answer is: mine.

19. Make it clear and guess a word. The answer is: sunny day.

20. Interrupt the train of thought and guess a word. The answer is: heart.

Classic joke sharing

1 too clear

I drank too much last night and didn't know how to sleep. I'm confused. I feel something moving.

I opened my eyes and saw a roommate pulling me with a broom. I asked him, What are you doing?

I replied:? It's too clear ?

What does he mean?

Let's move it in together.

I heard it from my girlfriend today.

One of her classmates went to practice driving and didn't fall in the pile for long.

The coach came down and said to him, Come on, you come down and we'll carry it in together! ?

There are still two days before the date of milk production.

Roommate asked:? Can I still drink expired milk?

I said nobly:? What are you afraid of? I drank all the milk two days before the production date. ?

I want to go to Wu Da University.

At that time, in high school, the college entrance examination was approaching, and the girls at the front table wrote a sentence on the table to motivate themselves. I want to go to Wu Da University. ?

I'll quietly add one at the back? Lang? .

And you still ignore me!