Which book in Guo Jingming’s works quotes the phrase “I am a genius” the most?

December

December is here, and the air is cooling down again. I think I should wear a thicker sweater, thicker and thicker to avoid catching a cold.

1

If time goes back two years. I've been thinking about this a lot lately.

If time went back two years, I don’t think I would have gone to this cursed high school. I would choose any major in any technical secondary school and live casually, and never look back. I will squander my life to the point of being almost wanton, and I will be prepared to "avoid elective courses and compulsory courses." I would write a very thick manuscript and then hand it over to an editor I was familiar with. I will work tirelessly to make my radio show known to the world. I will learn that playing the piano will make my ten fingers more flexible, instead of twisting my hands from all kinds of incredible angles to use the left-hand rule and the right-hand rule like now.

But Einstein said: The first sentence above is wrong, so the entire hypothesis fails.

Damn Mr. Love.

But compared to Newton, he is very cute. Almost the entire high school has been running around Mr. Niu, so naturally his attraction is extraordinary. And gravity tells me that the greater the mass, the greater the gravity. So I knew: It turned out that Newton was a big fat man.

But fortunately I haven’t failed in physics to the point of complete failure, and I won’t die too ugly during the exam. Little A and I once discussed the phrase "die ugly". I said that should be the greatest sorrow in life. Little A said that even if she was a shy woman during her lifetime, but would be hideous and bruised when she died, even her lover would not be sad but would feel disgusted after seeing her. I asked him: What if he was already ugly when he was alive? Little A said: Then bury it quickly and don’t torture everyone.

So I often tell myself that I must die gracefully. My idea is that I sit in a rocking chair and rock slowly in the clear sunshine in the courtyard, preferably holding a book like "In Search of Lost Time" or something in my hand. When people realize that I am over, I will look down at the world with a transparent attitude in the sky.

What a great idea! I told Little A, who said I ate too much.

2

I think I am a genius. I'm such a genius, if I wasn't a genius it would be a joke.

But I got a question wrong that my math teacher called "a question that everyone can do." The only conclusion is: I am not a human being. If I'm not a human being, what am I? When I asked this question, the physics teacher was talking about a motion that is not a flat throw motion but is similar to a flat throw motion. It is called a flat throw-like motion. So Xiaojiezi answered me: humanoid.

Humanoid? It's quite tiring.

I feel that I am tired to a certain level. I had to memorize 50 words every day, do 50 rationalizations, and write a 500-word time-limited essay. At the same time, I watched 5,000 energetic people raising their confident faces on campus to set off my lack of confidence. I often forget the time and am always late, so I get scolded badly by the teacher. I often made mistakes like two plus three equals six, which caused my grades to fluctuate. Because I was too thin, I got an incredible score of 7 minutes and 8 seconds in the 1,500-meter test.

Little A said it well, the sky is used to make wind and rain, the earth is used to grow flowers and grass, and I am used to tell the world that a person can be so unlucky. .

I am indeed unlucky.

A boy who weighed a conservative estimate of 75 kilograms was able to accurately ride the bicycle over my instep, and then walked away without saying a word of apology. I think I have to say sorry to the next person who bumps into me while riding a bicycle, in order to prick his conscience. Sure enough, I was hit by a car again, so I said: I'm sorry. Then I waited for him to blush and apologize. As a result, he said "It doesn't matter" without looking back and walked away again.

I think I am a genius. I am an unlucky genius. If I were not an unlucky genius it would be a joke.

3

Immature people die heroically for a great cause, while mature people live humbly for a great cause.

In fact, it’s the same thing if you replace “career” with “love” in the above sentence.

Xiao Jiezi said let me die and let love stay. I said let love die and I want to live a humble life.

Xiao Jiezi is currently having a love marathon with a girl, but even now he is not sure of the relationship. But he never tires of it. He said that the best apples are the apples that cannot be picked, so every night after his self-study, he would run to the corridor to "stand like a stone watching his wife in the wind."

Xiao Jiezi always said that I am not pursuing you, but someone must pursue me. I always thought that there would be no beauties in No. 2 Middle School. Xiaojiezi once took me to see what he called a beautiful woman, but when I came back, everyone thought she was a beautiful woman.

December (2)

4

On December 13th, I swear to God that if I don’t receive the royalties tomorrow, I will Just die. Three remittance orders dated December 14 were lying in my mailbox. So I ran to the street and went shopping like crazy. In the end I only had one coin left in my pocket. I used it to call Little A and told him that I had spent all the money I had earned from writing in three weeks in three hours. There is a bloody pleasure in spending all the money you have worked so hard to earn in one go.

I don’t tell lies.

5

After a week of driving late at night, finishing an entire problem book, and drinking an entire 200-gram bottle of Nescafe coffee, the math was still missing. After getting better, I proudly announced that mathematics and I were enemies. Let it do whatever it likes, and that's all I want. But after I fell out against it, I immediately got a very high score in my math test. It’s really high, not far from a perfect score.

I still remember clearly the day I went to the podium to get the test papers. In a thick stack of test papers, the top one has the highest score, and the lower the score, the lower the score. I habitually opened it from the middle and looked to the back, only to find that there were only a few test papers left and none of mine were visible. So I thought this was math’s revenge on me. At that time, I was praying that I could not be the last one. I must not be the last one. Sure enough, the last one is not mine. The question is where are my test papers? Just when I was wondering, I saw my name appearing openly on the top test paper.

It turns out that mathematics is a bully.

The joy brought by mathematics lasted until the moment when I took the 100-meter sprint test in the afternoon. Because at that moment I twisted my foot. When I felt severe pain in my ankle, I heard a clear "clicking" sound in my ear. So I was so frightened that I lost my mind and thought: If it is broken, it must be broken. As a result, when I sat down by the track, I found a child by the playground folding a branch and making a "click-click" sound.

I was sitting on the edge of the track and couldn't move. I looked very stupid. I guess I'm still destined to be unlucky. At this time, the teacher announced that the three-thousand-meter long-distance race would be a test the day after tomorrow. I almost vomited blood after hearing this. But the teacher immediately turned back to me and said: Of course you don’t have to run.

I was happy again all of a sudden. I felt like a blessing when I watched my beloved horse run away. A few months later, it actually ran back with its son and daughter in tow.

I guess I'm a lucky genius. I'm such a lucky genius, it would be a joke if I wasn't a lucky genius.

6

The school teacher went too far and used Christmas Eve for exams. When I was sitting in the classroom doing my English test paper, I was wondering if someone at home would think of moving the Christmas tree I had worked so hard to decorate to the front door. I wonder if my dear parents will forget to buy me a gift. I was wondering how Santa Claus could climb in and hang his favorite toys at the end of my bed without a chimney. I was thinking maybe Santa could crawl in through the air conditioner vent. I'm wondering if it will snow for the first time in this warm city in the south as it's very cold today and the clouds are thick, so I won't have to go around with spray snowflakes to create an atmosphere.

I wonder if there will be steaming roast goose in the restaurant downstairs of my house, and if there will be a little girl freezing to death outside the glass window after striking three matches.

I wrote everything I thought into my English composition, and later the teacher gave me a perfect score.

On the way home, I saw the words "Merry Christmas" all over the street. Thousands of children were running wildly on the street. Every driver smiled and slowed down. The children were all dressed in thick clothes, like fat snowmen.

Downstairs in my house I saw a man clumsily hanging a little angel on the Christmas tree. When he was finished I found that he had tied the rope around the little angel's neck. It's obvious: the cherub was hanged. I really wanted to go over and save the little angel, but in the end I didn't act.

Because I want to go home quickly.

I slept peacefully on Christmas Eve because I believed that Santa Claus would crawl in through the vent of the air conditioner. I even opened a window just in case.

When I woke up in the morning, I found a large box at the end of the bed, very beautifully packaged. So I took it and took it apart. While I was taking it apart, I wondered if it could be the big 1,000-piece puzzle I had longed for. As a result, when the box was opened, three question banks that were thick enough to kill someone fell out shockingly.

I have been angry all morning about this. I sat alone at the gate of Jiuding Department Store all morning and ate three full buckets of ice cream, which weighed 1.5 kilograms. After eating, I felt better. I woke up and patted my butt before tomorrow was another day. Who said: drown the pain in food.

When I got home, I saw the inline skate my mother bought for me sitting quietly next to my old skateboard.

7

On December 31st, just as December was coming to an end, I finally caught a cold. The feeling of using three rolls of toilet paper in one day is not pleasant. So I thought: Next year, tomorrow, I will wear a thicker sweater, thicker and thicker, so as not to catch a cold.