Beg a joke! ! !

On February 14, my friend told a joke to a lady. The lady laughed and insisted on going to the hospital. The doctor who treated him asked what was going on, and the lady said, I did it because I heard a joke. The doctor was curious and asked the lady to tell him the joke. The doctor laughed himself to death. His lover sued the lady and thought

Because the case required, the judge asked the lady to tell the joke again. This lady is a law student, and she thinks it is necessary to sign an exemption contract with everyone present, that is to say, if anything happens, it has nothing to do with her. After signing the contract, the lady told the joke with confidence. I saw the spectators present, some fell to the ground with a smile, some cried bitterly, and some cried abdominal pain. Only the judge closed his eyes. Relax. "After all, the judge is very calm, which is not comparable to ordinary people." Later, I learned that the judge was dead. It is said that everyone present that day died. Apart from the president, this lady has become the most concerned person in this country. Everyone is wondering what jokes will make people laugh to death.

One night, the lady was kidnapped and turned out to be the president. He bullied the lady majestically and recorded the jokes as a weapon against the powerful enemy. This lady finally did it. Her heart cooled when she saw the president pass by with a sly smile.

As a result, a few days later, the president announced that he had killed 500 enemy soldiers with this joke and won a great victory. According to relevant sources, other countries have mastered this joke, and it is said that the friend who told this joke took refuge in that country.

14 February, the whole country, because this joke caused a disaster, someone had to intervene, and finally decided to designate February 14 as April Fool's Day. People don't take fools' jokes seriously.

In fact, this joke is very simple, only one sentence, the friend said: He believes in love!

Suddenly, my eyes were moist. ...