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1. My buddy met an object. At that time, his confession was: You are my Hong Tailang, and I am willing to be your wolf all my life.

Once a couple quarreled, his girlfriend was so angry that she really buckled the pot on his head, and the handle of the pot was broken, and the buddy lay down for a week. . .

All because of confession. . .

2. Just after quarreling with my girlfriend, I got angry and said loudly, "Can you stop being so angry with me in the future?"

She looked at me seriously: "Then how do you like me to be angry with you?"

3. I went shopping with my girlfriend and really didn't want to leave, so I said to my girlfriend, "My feet are sore!"

My girlfriend looked at me and said, "What's wrong?"

I suddenly became stupid. This is the rhythm of death, so I said, "Nothing, nothing, I just stepped on a lemon."

When I was shopping with my girlfriend, I saw a Venus sculpture. I said, "The purpose of this sculpture is to tell people that a woman spent all her money online, didn't even wear clothes, and finally chopped her hand."

My girlfriend felt very reasonable after listening to it, so she changed to a rich boyfriend.

Today, my girlfriend said to me, "I think you should find a beautiful, generous, gentle and kind girl who will take care of you."

As soon as I heard this, I lost my rhythm and quickly stopped her: "No, no matter how good others are, I only like you."

After listening to this, my girlfriend slapped her face and roared, "Does my mother have nothing to do with these advantages?"

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