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What funny, exciting or unforgettable things have you encountered while taking the driving license test?

1. I was practicing on Kesan Road. The road was very bad. I said, "How about you drive on this section, coach?" The coach said, "If you have a car in the future, you will have to drive it when you encounter a bad road." Carry it on your back?"

2. When I went to practice driving today, the coach next to me said to my female student: Are you here to practice driving? Are you here to make me angry? I was really happy watching the excitement. When I turned around, I saw my coach's face was very unkind, and he said every word from the gap between his teeth: "Are you here to kill me today?"

3. Once when I was practicing reversing into the warehouse, the coach suddenly asked me, "Have you joined the party?" "No, you are just a member of the league." "Why don't you join when everyone else joins the party?" I was speechless and felt that I had not joined the party. Time for the nosy coach. My grandma lived until she was eighty-nine and never asked me why I didn’t join the party. Please, I'm just here to learn how to drive. Can’t I learn to drive if I’m not a party member? It’s so funny. Are you still discriminating against non-party members? Believe it or not, I will file a complaint against you. Suddenly, I only heard the coach say: "Push, you didn't put the clutch in gear, can't you hear that the engine is going to blow up?"

4. Last time, there was a boy in Section 2 who couldn't control the speed of the car. I was running a little fast, and then the coach said, you must have a lot of girlfriends at school. He said he didn’t have any girlfriends. Coach: You are driving so fast, but you still can’t catch up with your girlfriend?

5. During the driving lesson, the instructor told a joke. There was a student who took the overtaking test. Originally, he only needed to change lanes twice and do a complete overtaking routine to pass. It was not necessary to actually overtake, but it happened that he passed the test. When a car passed by, I stepped on the accelerator and caught up with it. The veteran driver saw that you, a student driver, wanted to overtake me, so he stepped on the accelerator, and the two of them drove directly from Changchun to Jilin. This student...failed the road test!