What are some funny sentences?

The sunset is infinitely beautiful, I bow my head and think about my hometown

It is easy to borrow and return after leaving the country

It is a promise to the people, and it is necessary to return the money in advance

Sister Feng asked the pedestrians on the roadside, "The grass on the roadside is in ecstasy

Why does the moonlight in front of the bed grow so long and round when we say goodbye

What is sterile is self-deception

Read 300 Tang poems by heart, and you will not feel dizzy or vomited

The shepherd boy points to 141 in the distance if you are proud of life

Breasts are pouring out during the Qingming Festival, and brothers and sisters go into the grass. Brother bulges A big caterpillar appeared, scaring my sister's face till she turned red

It rains heavily during the Qingming Festival, and there are traces of people's feces on the road. May I ask? Where are they? The shepherd boy points to Xinghua Village in the distance

The shepherd boy points to the apricot tree in the distance. The spring breeze in Huacun blows on the threshold, and the dew is thick, the willows are hidden, and the flowers are bright. Another village

It rains heavily during the Qingming Festival, and there are many pedestrians on the road. May I ask where the chicken dou is? The shepherd boy points to Mistress Village in the distance

May I ask where the chicken dou is? There are everywhere, turn left in front and go up to the second floor

Keep the green hills there, even if there are no salty books

Endure the calmness for a while, take a cable to relax your muscles

Endure It's calm for a while, take a step back 9 fing fing

The bank won't lend, I will lend!!!

The people won't help, I will!!!

Anxin I don’t believe it, I believe it!!!

The river goes eastward, the waves are washed away, a few winds and rains, the eternal hard plastic obscenity

Since ancient times, who has never died and turned into spring mud to protect the flowers

The sky is full of unexpected events, but people are always tight-lipped

Students’ famous sayings: There is no cliff in the sea of ??learning, and there is a shore when you turn back!!

The luminous cup of grape wine is as hard as you want to catch. A girl's horse is riding in a team

The green hills are still there, it's only near dusk

The road is far away and the horse's power is known, and the horse is dead when it lands on the ground

A wise man thinks a lot, but he must die

If you do unrighteousness, you will masturbate

I bet that I know the time will come, and I know that my health will be good when I roll.

Roll the fragrant meat, and the gods will keep me safe

Blowing water in this ancient Taiwan, there are many people in Gao Dengjiao

Gao Deng is particularly busy in Jiao things every day

Pre-emptively attack what you can't do

The rich family A man who smells alcohol and meat is thinner than a yellow flower

Brothers are like brothers, and a wife vents her sexual desire

Pork chops are made of meat, one Q260

It is snowing and white. Deer, when faced with the storm, it turns into a dragon

If you know your mistakes and can correct them, you are a thief

Boil the beans to burn the bean sprouts, the beans are weeping in the cauldron, but who knows that the food on the plate will be delicious It’s all hard work

One inch of time, one inch of gold, more money to be gained by relatives than others

When the love is strong, there is less hatred

In the middle of the night, 9 traces are left behind to watch Gao Dengwang Stop marks

Pork chops are all made of meat, it’s better to let go and commit suicide

An old friend said goodbye to the Yellow Crane Tower in the west, today I will talk about wild 199, the shadow of the solitary sail is gone in the blue sky, only On 9 can be seen everywhere Liu

Among the colorful clouds of the White Emperor, thousands of people always have a strong glue. The apes on both sides of the strait can't stop crying. Gaodeng has been glued for thousands of years

One point of adultery, one point of mosquito. The wok

The carved railings and jade inlays should still be there, a kind of lovesickness and two places of idle sorrow.

This hatred lasts forever, only when I lower my brows, it comes to my heart.

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There is a large intestine in front of the bed, which is suspected to be a toy. He raises his head to look at the bright moon and lowers his head to squeeze the acne

If you want people not to J, it will be unless you have a wet dream