Children's joke: a complete book of sharp turns in brain meridians

A cold joke doesn't mean it's not funny, it's also a manifestation of humor. Sometimes a cold joke is not funny, which is also one of the jokes. The following is the content of cold jokes about children that I have compiled for you. I hope you will like it.

Encyclopedia of riddles 1

00 1: Five brothers live together with different names and different heights. (Hit an organ)

Answer: Fingers

002: A Black Sea never speaks. If he opens his mouth, his tongue will fall out. (knocking a plant)

Answer: melon seeds

003: People take off their clothes, they wear clothes, people take off their hats, they wear hats. (smash a daily necessities)

Answer: coat rack

004: The room is square, with doors and no windows. It's hot outside and cold inside. (smash a daily necessities)

Answer: refrigerator

005: Two small pockets, carry with you every day. One less makes people laugh. (smash a daily necessities)

Answer: socks

006: Seven or eight brothers sat around the pillar. As soon as they separated, their clothes were torn. (cooking all my life)

Answer: garlic

007: build a tall building with a single wood, without tiles or bricks. People walk underwater and water flows on people. (smash a daily necessities)

Answer: Umbrella

008: wearing a fur coat, weeds are everywhere, and after the severe winter, it is hairy. (Hit an animal)

Answer: sheep

009: A little girl was born in the middle of the water, wearing a pink shirt and sitting on a green boat. (knocking a plant)

Answer: Lotus.

0 10: The color is as white as snow and the body is as hard as iron. Wash three times a day and rest in the cupboard at night. (smash a daily necessities)

Answer: Bowl

0 1 1: I have a face but no mouth, feet and no hands. Although I have four feet, I can't walk. (smash a daily necessities)

Answer: table

0 12: White baby, take a bath, blow a bubble, wash yourself, and then disappear. (smash a daily necessities)

Answer: soap

0 13: wearing green clothes, watery belly, many children, all black faces. (smashing fruit)

Answer: Watermelon

0 14: Not afraid of small bacteria, it can be seen that laboratory testing is needed and scientific research is indispensable. (percussion tool)

Answer: Microscope

0 15: Like a big scorpion, holding it like a child, scratching his stomach and singing a good song. (playing musical instruments)

Answer: pipa

0 16: You can't draw with strokes, electricity is a family. If you want to know whether there is electricity, you can ask it. (percussion tool)

Answer: Test pencil

0 17: cylinder white paste, squeeze one in the morning and evening, brother 32, all agreed. (smash a daily necessities)

Answer: Toothpaste

0 18: not afraid of water or fire; Every kitchen has one (daily necessities).

Answer: pot

0 19: an old man can't run away; Tell him to sleep and he shakes his head.

Answer: tumbler

020: eldest sister uses needle instead of thread, second sister uses thread without needle, third sister is bright but not bright, and fourth sister is not bright. (Hit four kinds of animals)

Answer: bees, spiders, fireflies, and spinning mothers.

02 1: hunchback grandfather, infinite strength; What kind of traffic do you like (doing one thing)?

Answer: Bridge.

022: wearing a red hat and colorful clothes, never singing opera, and likes to hang his voice (beating animals).

Answer: rooster

023: First, build Cross Street. On the platform, don't move, the rations will come automatically (shoot an animal).

Answer: Spider

024: I have a head but no neck. My body is cold. I can't fly with wings. I can do it without feet.

Answer: Fish.

025: Wearing a cotton-padded jacket, singing croak, catching pests in the fields and contributing to the harvest (killing an animal).

Answer: Frog

026: Sister is really beautiful, wearing orange clothes. It is inlaid with seven black stars and likes to eat aphids to fill his stomach. Second sister loves to hum, and the garden is busy. The hind legs carry a pollen basket and are full of food to feed the children. Third sister is dressed in yellow, with thin waist and long legs. Fly to the field to catch pests, and put a knife and a gun in the tail. (Beat three beneficial insects).

Answer: ladybugs, bees, wasps (wasps)

027: The head is small, the neck is long and the feet are short, and the body is placed in a hard shell. Don't be timid, but life is endless. Hit an animal.

Answer: tortoise

028: It's strange that a thing grows. There is a long pocket under its belly, where children eat and sleep, and they can't run fast or jump fast. Hit an animal.

Answer: Kangaroo

029: Ears are like cattail leaf fans, body is like hills, and nose is long and long, helping people to work. Hit an animal.

Answer: Elephant.

030: Eight feet, holding the drum, two scissors dancing in front of the drum, born with arrogance and often foaming at the mouth. Hit an animal.

Answer: crab

Riddle book ii

2 1. Red pockets, green pockets, some people are afraid of being loved. (Hit a plant)? Answer: Chili

22. ugly, but expensive, golden in color and flushed (with a fruit)? Answer: apples and pears

23. It's one point and one horizontal, with characters in the middle, big mouth and one mouth, and a few words hidden in it (guess a word)? Answer: bright

24. Self-learning without a teacher (playing school organization)? Answer: Student Union

25. It doesn't hurt (type a clutch word)? The answer is: stones break the skin.

26. This thing looks like a daisy, which is widely distributed and ambitious (hitting a flower)? Answer: Fraxinus mandshurica

27. Who in the world doesn't know Jun (four words as the saying goes)? A: A wide range of knowledge.

28. Huoshaoyun (commonly used words for typing)? The answer is: widowhood

29. The white fat doll is lying in the mud, with a thin waist and many eyes. (Hit a plant)? Answer: lotus root

30. If you have a son, you will become an old man? Answer: Auricularia auricula

3 1. Peach Garden with middle planting powder, all loves. Love it (hit a flower)? Answer: Sakura.

32. stop to eat (three words commonly used expression)? Answer: you can't eat it.

33. Chen Jianzhou's visit (type a computer term)? Answer: Hackers

34. Go left and right (play a song title)? Answer: Meet.

35. A group of ducks have a meeting? The answer is: nonsense (no chicken talk)