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On homophonic jokes, ancient poetry lies in spring
Original text:
Lu You's ancient poem "Wochun"
Wochun
Mume smells the flowers,
Lying on a branch will hurt your ass,
Far away, like water,
Eduardo Chun Lv.
The coast is green,
The coast seems to be green.
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The Chinese teacher read aloud as follows. A student dictated the following.
Wo Chun, I'm stupid.
Mume smells flowers, I have no culture.
I hate the bottom, I have a low IQ,
If you hear me lying like water, ask me who I am.
Eduardo Chun Lv. A big donkey.
The coast is green, I am a donkey,
The coast is green, I am a donkey,
The coast is as green as a daisy. I am a stupid donkey.
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