I want to hear some jokes. Who's coming? Must adopt yo ~ ~

1, the next morning the bride walked out of the bridal chamber in pain, holding the wall with one hand and covering her nakedness with the other, cursing: What a liar! Before I got married, I said I had thirty years' savings, but I thought it was money! 2. A man's family has been poor since childhood. His mother made underwear out of rice bags. At night, she took off her pants in the bridal chamber and his wife fainted on the spot. The front of the underwear is impressively marked: net weight 30 kg. Lai Changxing and Yang Yuying are walking by the sea. Lai pointed to a warship in the distance and said, the money I spent on you in recent years is enough to buy this warship. Yang Yuying said: "You can also sink this warship with the cannon you fired at me in recent years!" ! I saw a funny short message. Tell me about it, but if it's a little yellow, just skip it. Skip it, skip it, skip it. That's all ~ ~ 5. The farmer has a visitor, and the owner wants to kill the rooster, but the rooster can't get up and down on the roof. If you don't come down, I'll kill all the hens and make your life hell! The cock laughed wildly: Shit, I can finally find a pheasant! 6. The female reporter asked the farm owner about the origin of mad cow disease. The farmer said, "I milk cows ten times a day, and cows mate only once a year." The reporter is puzzled. The farmer said loudly, "rub your chest every day, and only x you once a year." Aren't you crazy? " 7. The Three-Character Classic of Women: Die far away, don't touch me, let go, I shout, you hate it, you can't, don't, please be gentle, you are comfortable, don't stop, push again, you can't, hold me tight, it's coming, bite me, I want to ............................................................ 9. There was a riot in the women's prison, and it was difficult for the police to control the situation. The warden shouted with a microphone, and the prisoner immediately quieted down. She roared, "If you make trouble again, the cucumber will be sliced for dinner today!" 10, the eagle raised by the nun stole all the barrels, spoons and forks in the monk garden. The monk was very angry. He grabbed the eagle and plucked its hair. The nun came to quarrel with her. She said: You want a bucket, I'll give you a bucket, I'll give you a spoon, you want a fork, I'll give you a fork, but why did you pull out my eagle hair? 1 1, a mosquito and a cockroach peek at a girl taking a bath. Mosquito boasted: I stung two bags on her chest ten years ago, and now they are all swollen like this. The cockroach said, what's the big deal? I cut a knife under her ten years ago, and now she bleeds once a month.