A joke to amuse his girlfriend.

A joke story that amuses his girlfriend;

1, a beautiful new female colleague came and a male colleague coughed twice in front of her. She said very gently, "Have a cold?" My colleague was a little excited: "Well, a little!" Female colleague: "Then you stay away from me."

My son is watching TV with his father. After watching the Youlemei advertisement, my son learned from the heroine and asked his father, what am I to you? Dad said: You are my impulsive punishment.

3. Watching TV with her husband, a man said to a woman: Don't be so fierce. Do you know that gentleness is the most beautiful dress for women? After listening to this sentence, my husband looked at me faintly and said, daughter-in-law, you don't even have a pair of underwear! Me: ...

Today, my roommate told me that he was looking for the key in the dormitory for a long time and was about to collapse. I said, "understand this feeling, keys, glasses, wallet, mobile phone." Everyone will have an experience that they can't find, and then they will be crazy and close to collapse. " The roommate nodded, and then said, "There is one thing far worse than them." I asked what it was. The roommate said with tears in his eyes, "Objection!"

5. On WeChat, I: Hello, look at your photos. How do you keep it in your daily life? Wei You: P's. Me. . .

6. What are you doing? M: I am studying together for a happy event. I'm so bored. Woman: How can it be boring? There must be many people, right? M: It's no use talking too much. They like playing cards as well as drinking. I am the only free person. W: So what do you like? Man: I love you!

7. A girl asked me to deliver a courier for her and gave me an empty carton for me to pack. I asked her curiously, "Who is this for?" She said, "A boy I have liked for a long time." I'm confused. "But there is nothing in it. She said only I could see something. I am even more puzzled after listening to it. She asked her what it was. She said, "A box of wishes! "

8. Life is a practice. What good things have you done to benefit others and yourself? ""I always watch selfie P before sending it. " "Your merits are boundless. "

9. My son is in a big class. His aunt came to play at home and teased him: everyone is in the kindergarten class. Do you have a girlfriend? Son: Haven't you found it yet? Aunt: What are you pinching? Son: I'm going to primary school soon, so I have to re-divide classes. Now I can't find stability. . . Me. . .

10. Every time my relatives and friends ask me "Are you looking for someone?" I will go to his children quietly and politely, and then ask kindly, "How much is the final exam?" You know, the pain needs to be transferred. . . The child said, "Uncle, my girlfriend got the first place and I got the second place. By the way, uncle, do you have a girlfriend? . . "I ... . .