What are the homophonic jokes?

"Towel" said to "coin": son. If you put on a doctor's hat, you will be worth a hundred times.

The "ruler" said to "do": Sister, the results have come out. You are pregnant with twins.

The minister said to the giant: the same area as you. I have three rooms and two halls.

Jing said to Pin: Didn't you decorate your house?

Lu said to Chang: Compared with you, my house is a fence.

"Zi" said to "Mu": Did your company lay off staff?

"Qian" said to "Sun": It's sunny, why not wear a straw hat?

"Man" said to "Man": Unlike you young people, you can hardly walk without crutches.

"Do" says to "Do": Balance is the last word!

"Bing" said to "Qiu": You see how cruel the war is, and both legs are blown off!

"Zhan" said to "Dian": Did you buy a car?

"Dan" said to "Dan": timid, but also hire bodyguards?

"Da" said to "Tai": It's actually very simple to do hernia surgery.

"Tian" said to "Yue": It's time to lose weight.

Man said to Cong: Why haven't you had the separation operation yet?

"Earth" said to "Ugly": Don't think that wearing a shawl will look good, but it is still old-fashioned in the bones.

"Inch" said to "Guo": Grandpa, did you buy a recliner?

"You" said to "A": Is it tiring to practice one finger meditation like this?

Mu said to Shu: If you have a mole on your face, consider yourself a beautiful woman.

The fork said to you: When did you get your face fixed? What is the mole on your face?

A man saw a store having a big sale and went in. "What do you want?" "I want to buy dog food." We have a rule that you must prove that you have a dog? "Where is such a rule?" "This is the case with goods on sale." The man has been grinding with the salesman for a long time, but the salesman still refuses to sell it to him. No way, the man had to go home and bring the dog before buying dog food. A few days later, the man went to this store to buy cat food. "Give me two boxes of cat food." "We have a rule that you must prove that you have a cat." It was the same shop assistant, and the man dawdled with her for a long time. As a result, he still has to go home and take the cat to buy cat food. A few days later, the man came to the shop with a big cardboard box with a hole and found the salesman. "What do you want?" "Just put your hand in and you'll know." The salesman put his hand in: "What is it? Very sticky. " "I want to buy two rolls of toilet paper."