A story about three rabbits pooping!

There were three little rabbits going to pull the daddy. They competed to see who could pull the daddy in the shape, so the first one pulled it hard and pulled the strips, and the second one twisted hard and pulled the circle. , the third one is triangular, and the remaining two praised it for being very powerful, and asked it, how did you pull it? The third little rabbit replied ~ Because I pinched...←_←The triangle I pinched...I can also pinch the five-pointed star...

1. There are three rabbits pooping, the first The poop of one rabbit was spherical, the poop of the second rabbit was long, and the poop of the third rabbit was pyramid-shaped. Then the first rabbit and the second rabbit were very surprised and asked the first rabbit Rabbit: "How did you do that?" The third rabbit said very confidently: "Which pyramid are you talking about? In fact, it doesn't matter. I can call you!" The first rabbit and the second rabbit said: After hearing this, the rabbit was very happy and said: "Come on, teach us!" Then the third rabbit said: "Bring your poop over here!" The first and second rabbits were very confused after hearing this. Asked the third rabbit: "Why!" The third rabbit answered them with a smile: "I just pinched it, how can you pinch it if you don't take it over!"

Three rabbits pooped, and the first two rabbits pooped. It only pulls strips and balls, but the third rabbit is a pyramid

The first two rabbits: you can handle it slowly

2. A college student was kidnapped by the enemy. After tying him to a telephone pole, the enemy began to ask the college student: "Where are you from?" The college student was so scared that he did not speak. The enemy said viciously: "If you don't tell me, I will electrocute you to death." The college student then replied to the enemy. One sentence, and then the college student was electrocuted to death. He said: "I am from the TV University."

Three rabbits pooped. The first two pooped in long strips and balls, and the third rabbit pooped. But it’s Pyramid

College student: It seems I chose the wrong school. . . . .

3. A friend bought a Mazu statue to take home. The friend was a man and was afraid that it would be disrespectful to put the Mazu statue on his lap, so he also bought a seat for the Mazu statue. A friend put the statue of Mazu on the seat of the airplane and helped her fasten her seat belt. Everything was ready and she waited for the plane to take off. However, the plane did not take off. When the friend was impatient to wait, it suddenly happened. The lady who heard the announcement said: "Miss Lin Moniang, Miss Lin Moniang, please board the plane quickly when you hear the announcement"