There are 50 bad things that can change your life, such as blindness, cheating your spouse, being cheated out of all your savings and so on. Please help me ~

1。 When I was born, I just happened to catch up with the midwife's brokenhearted. Because she didn't cry for the first time, she beat her up.

2。 When I was one year old, I just learned to crawl and walked around the house. I found a mouse trap under my bed. It is said that the mousetrap has been bought back for two years, and no mouse has been caught. It was my hand that caught it for the first time.

3。 I learned to walk when I was two. Play hide-and-seek with my parents at home. I hid under the bed and stepped on another mousetrap. It is said that this mousetrap has been bought back for three years, and it was my leg that was caught for the first time.

4。 When I was three years old, I wanted to go down the stairs. Mrs. Zhang next door said that she would lead me downstairs in order not to fall. As a result, she fell down the stairs before she finished. From the fourth floor to the first floor, you can directly enter the stage of Alzheimer's disease.

5。 When I was four years old, my uncle, a policeman, took me across the street. I haven't said thank you yet. He was hit by a motorcycle crossing the street and was disabled for the first time.

6。 When I was five years old, my father sent me to kindergarten. My aunt in kindergarten praised me for my beauty. As soon as the words were finished, a vase fell from the fifth floor and directly hit my aunt's skull.

7。 When I was six, I went to the zoo for the first time. I said, that female panda looks better than that male panda. The next day, the panda I praised died in childbirth.

8。 When I was seven years old, I went to primary school. In the final exam, the math teacher said that I got 59 points, even if I got 60 points. The next day, the math teacher died in a car accident.

9。 When I was eight years old, I praised the girls in our class for being so beautiful. Five minutes later, the girl caught a rare meteor shower.

10。 When I was nine, I learned to rob. I robbed a five-year-old child on the road. And he beat him up. He claimed to be a layman in Shaolin Temple.

1 1。 When I was ten years old, Xiao Pang went to the toilet with me. Xiao Pang praised me for being handsome in the toilet. I was just about to say thank you. Xiao Pang fell into the toilet.

12。 When I was eleven, my teacher asked me how much it was for Sanqi, and I said Sanqi 21. The teacher said, you are so smart. You died of a heart attack before you finished it.

13。 At the age of twelve, I took the primary school graduation exam. The invigilator said to me, hurry up, there is not much time. I said, thank you for reminding me. Just after that, the electric fan above the teacher fell off. . . . . .

14。 When I was thirteen, I went to junior high school. My previous experience scared no one near me. Only a so-called bold classmate Wang Xing told me: I don't believe you can recite like this. In the afternoon, Wang Dan was chased by two bulls for eight blocks.

15。 At the age of fourteen, the teacher asked us to write a composition entitled. As I mentioned in my composition, the bridge in the city is magnificent. . . . . . . The next day, when I went to class, I found that the bridge suddenly collapsed.

16。 When I was fifteen, I fell in love with a girl. I dare not say, for fear of hurting her. But I can't help myself. Finally, I chose a sunny day and confessed to her in the open-air playground of the school. According to the weather forecast, there will never be a meteor shower that day. But when I confessed, the earthquake happened, and I watched the girl cry and fall into the crack. . . . . .

17。 When I was sixteen, I was in high school. I like playing football, and the goalkeeper praised me for playing well. Then, the target suddenly collapsed. . . . . .

18。 When I was seventeen, I followed the crowd to watch a scene of jumping off a building. As a result, I was crushed by him . . . . . Two months later, he and I were both discharged from the hospital. At the gate of the inpatient department, he said thank you for saving him. So, he was crushed by another jumper and failed to survive this time. . . . . .

19。 When I was eighteen, I came of age. The first time I went to the bank to withdraw money, I met a bank robber. The counter lady said, shh. . . Be quiet, or the robbers will kill people. The lady at the counter was twisted by the robbers before her voice fell. . . . . .

20。 When I was nineteen, I went to college and drank with my classmates. Four of them drank two bottles of wine, and three followed Yan. I was expelled from school and put on probation. ...

2 1。 At the age of twenty, I told my classmates that flying is safer than taking the train. So, the plane began to fall. . . . . .

22。 When I was twenty-one years old, I told my father that if I had the chance, I would definitely visit the American Twin Towers. Thus, 9 1 1 occurred. . . . . .

23。 On the 22nd, my colleagues and I made a bet that China would definitely get good results in the World Cup. So ... . . . . . Later, I was invited to attend a national seminar to explain why I was so unlucky. When I submitted my story to the organizing Committee, the theme became why I was so lucky. I'll sit in.

24。 When I was 23 years old, in April, I quit my job in a bank and went to an air travel company. SARS soon came. The company went bankrupt. ...

25。 At that time, when I was unemployed at home, I really had nothing to do. I talked about a girlfriend. After the old routine, it is ks. As a result, the mask was turned upside down. ...

26。 I am very touched to see that many people have made a fortune by SARS. I scraped together 1.5 million and pulled a load of vegetables. When I arrived in Beijing, someone paid 250 thousand for it. Hum! Wait, no. 350 thousand is impossible On the third day, the price of vegetables stabilized and the food began to rot. Find a buyer quickly. The other party offered 3000 yuan and sold it. ...

27。 There is an old saying in China: whoever falls will get up from there! I found that the supply of masks has been in short supply and the price has gone up, so I started to set up a factory to produce "Shuai" brand masks. It is very economical to use waste materials, earning 10 thousand a day. The next day, the Administration for Industry and Commerce and the Technical Supervision Bureau closed our factory and fined 30,000 yuan. ...

28。 It seems that I am not suitable for business. Be an official! I spent 4 pounds. Give the director 80 thousand, and he promised to help me! Go to work tomorrow. The next day, I went and the director was taken away by the procuratorate's car. My money not only hit Shui Piao, but also let me in. ...

29。 A month later, I was released on bail pending trial. No sooner had I got home than my girlfriend collapsed in the hospital. I heard that she had SARS, and she left when I arrived. Wearing a "handsome" mask ...

30。 I'd better go straight. Learn to surf the internet from a netizen who loves to eat. With her encouragement, I posted a post called "Why should I reply to a post?" She praised it and followed it quickly. As a result, her computer almost scrapped. The next day, I posted another post called "I can't love it after reading it." Why? She was too scared to answer, so that all the computers in her company were paralyzed. ...

3 1。 I met three female netizens online: the first voice is very sweet-56 years old; The second 20-year-old is beautiful, but mm doesn't like boys. The third 2 1 year-old, beautiful and talented, likes boys and me. When we met, I told her a joke, and I couldn't help laughing. . . . .