There is a joke, who remembers it?

Once I walked to the street, a group of beautiful women stopped me and asked me: "Are you handsome?" I said: "I'm not handsome!" The response was five hot finger prints

Then they all came up to beat me, and while beating me, they also called me hypocritical;

The second time I walked to the street, another group of beauties stopped me and asked me: "Are you handsome?" ?" I remembered the last lesson, nodded, and said, "I'm handsome!"

They beat me together again, and scolded me for being so immodest!

The third time I walked to the street, another group of beauties surrounded me and asked me: "Are you handsome?" Recalling my "end" the first two times, I didn't respond and turned around.

When I was about to leave, they all swung their handbags at me crazily, and the girl who flattened me the hardest even yelled "

Shit! You are so handsome!"

One day, celebrities invited me to go out to play. Suddenly, a tiger jumped out of the woods. The tiger did not chase others, but chased Andy Lau, chasing after chasing after chasing after chasing after chasing after.

Andy Lau disappeared. When Tiger turned around, he saw me who was handsome and cool. So Tiger stepped forward and knocked me down. He laughed and said, "Young man, don't think that I will become more handsome as soon as you become more handsome." I don’t recognize you anymore!! "

Li Min chased me for three streets. After Xie Tingfeng saw me yesterday, he immediately announced that he would quit the entertainment industry in September! For no other reason than that I'm so handsome

I'm so handsome...

So handsome that I want to be disfigured, but so handsome that I don't dare go out on the street anymore...

Someone gave me a couplet during the Chinese New Year. The first couplet: Look at the back and be fascinated by the thousands of troops; the second couplet: Turn your head and the girl will jump off the building in love; Horizontal comment: So handsome, so handsome!

A girl who met me once said to me: "If the world only has ten minutes left, I will recall with you how handsome you were;

If the world If there are only three minutes left, you have to show me your most handsome look; if there is only one minute left in the world, I will tell you

Tell you 60 times-- -You are so handsome".

There is also a girl who stands at the door of the classroom every morning, looking at me dreamily, muttering blankly: "There is no desert in the world, but every time I see it

Once you look handsome, a grain of sand will fall from the sky, and from then on, there will be Sahara! One day, I was really annoyed, so I asked myself.

That's it. Where did the other deserts come from? ""Oh, that's because there are too many girls who think you are handsome..."

If being handsome is a sin, then I am already guilty. ;If being cool is a mistake, then I have made the same mistake again and again; if being smart also has to be punished,

Wouldn’t I be cut to pieces by a thousand cuts?

I wanted to commit suicide because I was too handsome, but all the girls begged me: "You are indeed handsome. Living is your courage, being handsome is not you

The original intention is that God wants to see how beautiful the world is with you! "Idealism said: "I say you are handsome," Materialism said: " Because you are handsome, I say you are handsome.

"In a word---

What you **** is handsome!

The sign of an unhandsome man is that he is willing to die heroically for his unhandsomeness. A handsome man The sign of a man is that he is willing to live humblely for his handsomeness, so I am still living strong for my handsomeness!

How can I be described as handsome! I am: handsome, elegant, young and rich, brave and invincible

, Yu Nei First, the lonely master, invulnerable, the only one, the jade-faced gentleman, the benevolent is invincible, the brave is fearless, the indestructible, the wise and the mighty,

Chivalrous and extraordinary, righteous, throughout the ages, unparalleled, humble and eager to learn, Shameless to ask questions, smart, lively and cute, enthusiastic towards friends,

Cold, insidious and cunning towards enemies, capable of doing anything, cruel and ruthless, committing all kinds of evil, going through fire and water to his friends without any hesitation, stabbing at both sides, and raining bullets and bullets,

Be courageous, generous, shrewd, enjoy eternal blessings, live as long as heaven, be unyielding, survive a hundred attacks, be a hero among chivalrous people, a dragon and a phoenix among men,

Sentimental and righteous, have Courageous, unparalleled, cool and handsome, exemplary, honest and trustworthy, generous in conversation, personable, dominating,

noble temperament, single aristocrat, handsome and panan, outsmarted Kong Ming , Yongbi Zilong, Yichao Guan Yu, Qiaoyue Luban, Supreme Holy, Supreme,

Gorgeous and gorgeous, extremely brave, moral role model, not drunk with a thousand cups, not confused in sitting, knowledgeable, talented Gao Badou, arrogant to all living beings, a master of the world,

upright, just and selfless, shocking the past and the present, the greatest hero, great hero, great knight, great master, as fast as the wind, as quiet as the forest, as plundering as Fire, immovable as a mountain,

It is known as a pear blossom weighing down a begonia, and is nicknamed the little jade-faced flying dragon that is omnipotent in the world and on earth, the embodiment of handsomeness and wisdom, a blend of chivalry and benevolence,

Senior master giant --- little xxx...~~~

Meeting the most handsome person at the right time is a kind of happiness; meeting the most handsome person at the wrong time , is a sadness.

Being handsome is not only the pain of men, but also the pain of women...I will be alone all my life...because...all the girls think they are not worthy of me...

Handsome people never say they are handsome. Handsome people should seize the time to look handsome.

One morning, I was waiting for the bus. It is undeniable that my posture while waiting for the bus that day was a bit handsome, but... at this moment, a beautiful lady "bravely" ran over to me and said to me: "Handsome, handsome, handsome guy... …Can you… lend me… five yuan? ""What are you going to do?" Before I glanced at her with my 220-volt electrified eyes, I saw her lying on the ground, foaming at the mouth, and muttering, "I want to hit her." Called my mother... and said I saw someone today... a very handsome guy..." Then he started twitching... 3 minutes later, 110, 119, and 120 sealed off the scene...

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Finally, the court announced the verdict: It’s not your fault that you are handsome, but it is your fault that you are so handsome.

Because you are handsome! I was sentenced to 20 years! ! It’s so unreasonable... 555...

One time, a group of foreigners suddenly broke into the house at about 10 o’clock in the evening, all wearing black suits and black sunglasses. , with a small B43 in my hand,

I initially thought it was a killer who wanted to kill me and silence me. But then, the leader, a foreigner, suddenly took the lead and knelt down, pointing at two container trucks parked outside the window.

The truck, said in great pain, "Brother, the truck is full of dollars, please take them all for plastic surgery, because you and Tom Cruise look exactly the same

< p>Same, how can he mess around in the future? "...

Even my exam questions were like this:

Question: Look your most handsome

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Answer: It doesn’t work anymore, it’s already done now

Question: Put on the ugliest look

Answer: It doesn’t work anymore, no matter how hard you try it, you won’t know how to do it Ugly~

The party needs me to be handsome, and I have to be handsome! ~~~The task of catching up with the United States and the United Kingdom is very arduous. I want to contribute my appearance to the construction of the four modernizations of the motherland and the development and progress of the old areas

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