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My wife and friends cooperate to start a decoration company, but I always feel that something is wrong.
65438+ million? Decoration company? Haha, just kidding. I'm afraid it's enough to open a balcony security net for cosmetic purposes. (budget yourself, is it reasonable! ! ! )
Ah ... I'll probably help you figure it out. Just calculate the cost of the decoration company's "design team" in the first month:
A. Rent: 1 1,000 yuan/month * 1 = 1 1,000 yuan; B, the computer is equipped with at least two computers, and the configuration designed by BIM, the desktop: 6000/ computer *2= 1200 yuan; C, desk 500/ piece *3= 1500 yuan; D, air conditioning 2000/ set * 1=2000 yuan; E, designer 7000- 10000/ month *2 people = 16000 yuan. F. Water and electricity for meals and accommodation: the minimum expenditure is 5000 yuan/month * 1=5000 yuan. ……
You probably add up, the expenditure of the design team in the first month:1000+12000+1500+2000+16000+5000 = 37500 yuan.
There are other expenses such as commercial storefronts, business teams, construction teams, basic machines and tools, and supply reserves ... 65,438+10,000? Reality?
2. Logical reasoning:
"My wife has nothing but the 50,000 yuan, including purchase channels, customers, design and construction teams and so on. And the other party has it all. " This sentence reflects the problem, you know! ! ! Yes, it is "something is wrong". He has everything. Is it really only 50 thousand yuan? He has everything. Will he give you 5:5 for this 50 thousand? The "interest" of 5:5 points with you is far more than the commercial loan of the bank. Ha ha.
3. Conclusion:
You know! ! !
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