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Caesarean section and natural delivery jokes

On the edge of caesarean section, the doctor decided to give birth naturally. Let me start with my own example: Before giving birth to Bao Er, the baby mommy participated in various prenatal trainings and listened to the doctor's advice, and finally decided to give birth painlessly. I remember we went to the hospital in the middle of the night on the day when Bao Er was born, and everything went smoothly at first. Unfortunately, when Miyaguchi was completely born, trouble came. After pushing for more than two hours, the midwife claimed that she saw the baby's head and she could not give birth. At this time, the midwifery nurse suspected that Xiao Bao's fetal position was a little wrong. His face is not facing his mother's abdomen, but turning his back to her abdomen. Originally, it was not a big deal, but because of the long production time, both mother and son had fever symptoms. At this time, the doctor came and continued to push several times. After the failure, the doctor hesitated between emergency caesarean section and natural delivery, and finally made up his mind. We tried again and delivered the baby with forceps. If not, we have to go to the operating room to see the baby. With the help of forceps, Bao Er was born smoothly.

It can be said that without the doctor's final efforts, my Bao Er would probably have been born on the operating table. The baby mommy comes to the conclusion that no matter which mommy has limited delivery experience, even after reading a lot of other people's production experience, her mother's experience as an obstetrician will never be enough. Therefore, at the critical moment of production, we should fully respect the opinions of doctors.

Finally, the doctor decided that this is the story of a friend of mine. This friend came to America in the same year as me, but he was born a few years later than me. The baby was pregnant when she was almost one year old, but her mother was in good health. She is the kind of healthy baby who is very active from childhood to adulthood. From the beginning of pregnancy, she firmly believed that she would give birth naturally and arrange her life in strict accordance with the doctor's requirements. Her children are standard babies at every birth check-up and come every month according to the requirements of the growth table. We all thought that she would have a natural birth without any problems. As a result, she gave birth to 17 hours in the hospital, and she never agreed with the obstetrician's suggestion of caesarean section, hoping to have a natural birth herself. Eventually, due to the mother's failure in labor, the child was stuck in the birth canal and could not get out. The doctor gave birth to an 8 kg baby by emergency caesarean section. Although our friends are all surprised to hear this news, we sincerely wish her to be a very good obstetrician, who refuses to listen to the opinions of the parturient at the critical moment and insists on giving birth naturally, but what is more gratifying than the safety of mother and child?

My mother insisted on caesarean section because she was afraid of the pain of natural delivery. The doctor advised her to give birth naturally. This is the legendary story of a Chinese mother who came to the United States to give birth. The expectant mother is old and has no confidence to give birth on her own. So the first time I saw an obstetrician, I mainly asked about the detailed steps of caesarean section. At that time, the doctor's advice was a comprehensive prenatal examination. After seeing her actual situation, she suggested that the child was not big and the fetal position was correct, so there was no need for caesarean section. After getting a positive answer, the expectant mother never gave up, asking herself if there would be unexpected problems during childbirth because of her age, and then she would be sent to the operating room for another knife. In that case, it is better to have a caesarean section directly. The doctor's explanation at that time was also very interesting. She said that if there were no accidents, the baby would definitely have a natural birth. Results As the doctor said, the expectant mother gave birth to a healthy baby boy eight hours later because of oligohydramnios, and the mother and child were safe. The puerpera recovered quickly after delivery, and naturally and selectively forgot her theory of prenatal caesarean section.

The first twin was delivered by caesarean section, and the second one was delivered naturally. This mother is a Chinese mother whom my family Bao Er/Kloc-0 met at the Children's Museum when she was 0 years old. This heroic mother is very powerful, holding a half-year-old female doll in her arms and a pair of twins over three years old in her hands. According to herself, when the first child was born, she could not stand. She went to the hospital by caesarean section in a wheelchair, with two children weighing more than 7 kg and one weighing more than 8 kg. They were healthy when they gave birth. When the second child was born, the mother was frightened, thinking that she would have a caesarean section, and she thought that there were twins to take care of at home, so she was worried. It turned out that the doctor was much more optimistic than her. I told her that her condition was very good. The child is abnormal, with normal weight and normal fetal position. Everything shows that her second child has a great chance of giving birth naturally. Don't worry. As a result, as the doctor expected, the second mother gave birth to a healthy baby girl. Is everyone happy?

The second-born mother continued caesarean section and saved her life. This mother is a Beijing mother and a friend that the baby mommy met online. You can usually hear it when you chat with her. Although the first child finally had to be delivered by caesarean section because of dystocia, when she was pregnant with the second child, the mother was bent on fulfilling her dream of giving birth naturally. In desperation, she discussed with the attending doctor and refused her on the grounds of caesarean section for the first child and caesarean section for the second child, which made her mother very unhappy and reluctantly accepted the doctor's advice.

I don't want the results after the operation to exceed the expectations of expectant mothers. It may be that the recovery after the first caesarean section is not good. Her abdominal organs: uterus, fallopian tubes, bladder, etc. It adheres badly. Not only can she not give birth naturally, but even she can't get pregnant again in the future. If you have another caesarean section, it will kill her!

Are you afraid to think about it? Did the doctor save her life?

In the eyes of baby mommy, giving birth naturally is every mommy's natural mission. It can be said that if there are no accidents, every mommy can have children by herself. However, childbirth itself is a very dangerous thing for women. My mother always said: A child's birthday is a difficult day for his mother, and the child must be filial to his mother. This shows that not everyone can give birth to a child safely. There will be many unexpected problems in the process of delivery, which will endanger the lives of mother and baby. Caesarean section was born to reduce the mortality rate of women during dystocia. It is an invention of medical workers to help expectant mothers have children by artificial methods. The birth of caesarean section really saved many maternal lives, which is the foundation of caesarean section. This shows that caesarean section is a last resort for expectant mothers and cannot and should not replace natural delivery. Therefore, Baby Mommy believes that for every expectant mother, the first thing to consider is natural delivery, and only when natural delivery is in danger will alternatives be considered. In this decision, expectant mothers should listen to the advice of obstetricians, not their own experience, or the advice of their husbands or even their mother-in-law. After all, they are neither parties nor experts. If every pregnant woman has this kind of consciousness, the baby mommy thinks that there may not be a case that the expectant mother died unfortunately because of the unprincipled interference of the maternal relatives.