Everyone tells a joke.

Once upon a time, a man took his son to a friend's house. When I arrived at my friend's house, my friend's son was so enthusiastic. "Hi, uncle." He took them to the yard. Dad saw a cow tied to the yard, and it was strong. He said, "Your cow is so strong." The friend's son replied, "Little beast, why bother?" Dad asked again, "Where's your dad?" Answer: "Go up the mountain to play chess with the old monk, and spend the night in the temple tonight." I looked up and saw a beautiful picture, so I asked, "What is this picture?" ? A: Ancient Paintings of the Tang Dynasty.

When dad went back, he taught his son, "Look at other people's children. They can talk more. " The son is not convinced. "Hey, me too .. Next time someone comes, don't panic and listen in the back." Two days later, my friend came back. A friend asked his son, "Where's your father?" "Little beast, why bother?" "What about your mother?" Play chess with the old monk on the mountain and spend the night in the temple tonight. "ah? ! "。 Dad couldn't bear it any longer. Jumping out is a slap and cursing: "What is this?" Ancient paintings of the Tang Dynasty.

A woman works the night shift and a man follows her. The woman was afraid and passed by the cemetery. She had a brainwave and said to the grave, Dad, I'm back. Open the door. The man was frightened and ran away screaming. The woman was relieved and was about to leave when suddenly a gloomy voice came from the grave: Daughter, you forgot your key again. The woman was frightened and ran away screaming. At this time, a grave robber emerged from the grave and said, I'm afraid of delaying my work and scaring you to death! As soon as the voice of grave robbery fell, I found an old man carving a tombstone with a chisel. Out of curiosity, the old man said angrily, they carved my name wrong. The taboo of grave robbery ran away screaming. The old man sneered, "You dare to rob me of business, but it's still tender ..." Just then, the chisel accidentally fell to the ground and the old man was about to pick it up. When he bent down, he found a chisel in his hand in the grass. The old man was shocked, and suddenly a voice came: "You want to die, change my house number!" . The old man was scared out of his wits and rolled down the hill! At this time, a scavenger climbed out of the grass: "Hey, it's so hard to get a scrap iron these days."