How to make fun of "One Hundred Thousand One Month"

Six humor and jokes about monthly salary of 100,000 and more

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2022-04-23 21:17

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One day with a monthly salary of 100,000, I went with three buddies Drink, get high, and start talking about life and ideals! When it was my turn, I said, "My ideal is to have a monthly salary of 100,000 yuan like my dad!" At that time, they were all shocked: "Ah, I didn't realize that you are also a rich second generation!" I picked up the wine glass and said leisurely : "No, my dad's ideal is also to earn a monthly salary of 100,000..." My husband's reminder When I had dinner with a client for the first time, before going out, my husband reminded me: "You'd better only pick up the food in front of you. Don't do it." Stretch out your chopsticks, or even stand up to pick up dishes that are far away from you. Remember to let outsiders feel that you are qualified and cultivated. "So, I only ate the dish in front of me the whole night. As a result, everyone was talking: "Who is that woman? She looked like she had never eaten meat. She had eaten all the elbows on the plate!" Xiao Wang was at work when his cell phone rang suddenly. He picked up the phone and said softly: "Hello, dad, have you eaten?" A female colleague whispered: "Xiao Wang is on the phone with his dad, why are you so polite and still use 'you'?" Another colleague said: "You can't tell, he must be talking to his father-in-law!" Such a good mother always praises Aunt Zhang's son downstairs for his good study, being sensible, and knowing how to help Aunt Zhang with her work. I said, "Aunt Zhang's son is so good, why don't I come after you and be your son-in-law?" My mother immediately shook her head: "No, no, no! That child will listen to his mother in everything and has no opinion!" Later, my mother never said anything. I have exaggerated Aunt Zhang's son... he is both civil and military. I saw two children quarreling. A said: "Literary fight or martial arts fight?" B said: "Do you dare to fight both civil and military?" Then I saw these two children wrestling with each other while reciting three hundred Tang poems. Specialty John saw the advertisement for lifeguards in the swimming pool and went to sign up. The owner of the swimming pool asked John: "Do you have any lifesaving experience?" John shook his head. The boss asked: "Then what are your specialties?" John replied: "I am very long, the depth of the swimming pool is 2.1 meters, and my height is 2.17."

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