A thought-provoking joke story

1, architect

A lady called the architect and said that her bed would shake whenever the train passed by.

? This is nonsense, "replied the architect? Let me have a look. ?

After the architect arrived, his wife suggested that he lie on the bed and experience the feeling when the train passed by.

As soon as the architect went to bed, his wife's husband went back to the truck crane. When he saw this, he shouted at the blender. What are you doing in my wife's bed?

The architect replied trembling. I said I was waiting for the train. Can you believe it?

Suddenly realized

Some words are true, but they sound false; Some words are false, but there is no doubt.

Step 2 seduce

An English gentleman and a French lady share a box. The woman tried to seduce the Englishman. After she took off her clothes and lay down, she complained that she was cold. Mr. Wang gave her his quilt, but she kept saying it was cold.

? How else can I help you? Mr. Wang asked in dismay.

? When I was a child, my mother always used her body to keep me warm. ?

? Miss, I can't help you. I can't jump off the train to find your mother, can I?

Suddenly realized

A man who knows amorous feelings is a good man, and a man who doesn't know amorous feelings is a good man.

ladle

Mike went into the restaurant and ordered a soup. The waiter brought it to him right away.

As soon as the waiter walked away, Mike shouted, sorry, I can't drink this soup. ?

The waiter brought him another soup, but he still said, sorry, I can't drink this soup. ?

The waiter had to call the manager.

The manager nodded respectfully to Mike and said, Sir, this dish is our specialty and is very popular with customers. Isn't it?

? I mean, where is the spoon?

Suddenly realized

Correcting mistakes is of course a good thing. But we often remove the right ones and leave the wrong ones, and the result is wrong and wrong.

Step 4 wear it wrong

In the restaurant, an extremely humble person timidly touched another customer wearing a coat.

? Excuse me, are you Mr. Pierre?

? No I don't. ? The man replied.

? Huh? He breathed a sigh of relief. Then I am not mistaken. I am him. You are wearing his coat. ?

Suddenly realized

It proved not easy. People who are straightforward tend to feel inferior; And unreasonable people, heroes are like cattle.

Step 5 take it back

A Scotsman went to London and wanted to visit an old friend, but he forgot his address, so he sent a telegram to my father. Do you know Thomas' address? Quick report 1

On the same day, he received an urgent call back: I see. ?

Suddenly realized

When we finally found the most correct answer, we found it was the most useless.

6. Sad stories

Three people went to new york for a holiday. They booked a suite on the 45th floor of a high-rise hotel.

One night, the elevator in the building broke down and the waiter arranged for them to spend the night in the lobby.

After discussion, they decided to walk back to their rooms and agreed to tell jokes, sing songs and tell stories in turn to reduce the fatigue of going upstairs.

After telling jokes and singing songs, we finally climbed to the 34th floor, and everyone felt exhausted.

? All right, Peter, tell a humorous story. ?

Peter said that the story is not long, but it is extremely sad: I left my room key in the lobby. ?

Suddenly realized

We are miserable, so we are humorous; We are humorous, so we are happy.

Step 7 sell books

A famous writer is coming to visit the bookstore. The bookstore owner was flattered and quickly removed all the books and replaced them with writers' books. When the writer came to the bookstore, he was very happy to ask, do you only sell my books in your store?

? Of course not. ? The bookstore owner replied,? Other books sell well, they are all sold out. ?

Suddenly realized

? Kiss up? This is a strange word: you seem to flatter him and insult him.

Step 8 help

In the lobby of the post office, an old lady walked up to a middle-aged man and said politely, Sir, would you please write my address on the postcard for me?

? Of course. ? The middle-aged man did as the old man asked.

The old lady said again:? Write me a short paragraph, will you? Thank you?

? All right. ? After the middle-aged man finished writing according to the old lady's words, he smiled and asked, Is there anything else?

? Well, there's one little thing. ? The old lady looked at the postcard and said, help me add another sentence below: please forgive me for the scrawl?

Suddenly realized

If you refuse help, people will hate you for a week; If it's not perfect, why not?

9、

A rich woman leads a dog for a walk, but there are beggars in Lu Yu. She haughtily taunted the beggar:? You can bark at my dog. Dad, I'll give you a hundred dollars! ? The beggar said:? What if I scream ten times? The rich woman happily:? I'll give you 1000! ? The beggar shouted at the dog ten times at once? Dad? Attract the audience like a cloud. In full view, the rich woman had to pay him. The beggar took the money and shouted, Thank you, mom! Thank you, mom ...?

Suddenly realized

This world is like this sometimes. You are kind, others will take advantage of you. You are evil, but everyone comes to please you. For those who bully you, your only way to retaliate is to show your respect by using different ways, with the same attitude and gently fighting back. At the same time, you should remember that no matter how deeply you are hurt, there will always be someone who will let you forgive all the difficulties brought by your previous life.

10、

A county magistrate became a vegetable after being removed from office and was sent to the hospital. The doctor said: It might be better to read him a notice of reinstatement. ? His wife thinks that since she wants to study, she might as well be a mayor to make him happy. I don't know. After reading it, the county magistrate stood up and smiled. The doctor sighed and said, don't follow the doctor's advice and increase the dose without authorization! ?

Suddenly realized

There is a fine line between life and death. Some people commit suicide with desire, some with hope, and some with ignorance. Professional things should be done by professional people. Don't always try to be brave and hurt yourself and your friends. Don't expect, don't assume, don't force, let nature take its course, destiny takes a hand will happen.

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A black man was trapped in the desert for three days without water. Just as he was dying, he made three wishes to God. The first is that he can have clean water to drink every day in his next life, the second is that he can be white in his next life, and the third is that he can see a woman's ass every day in his next life. God promised him, so he will become a toilet in his next life!

Suddenly realized

Pursuing what you want blindly is not necessarily a good result. On the other hand, a person thinks more about others, everything goes well, and the sky will let nature take its course. What you want is not necessarily what you want. Even God knows that your greed is deceiving yourself.

12、

When I entered the room, I found a hundred-dollar bill on the table. Mom usually doesn't give pocket money. Oh, my God! Have mercy this time? I can't help feeling happy. When I picked up the bill, I found a piece of paper under it. I picked it up and looked at it. It said:? Today is your grandmother's birthday, wait for me at home, and we will celebrate her birthday together. Attention? That hundred dollars is not for you, but to attract your attention! ?

Suddenly realized

Forced love is not strong. If you change your personality and principles and play tricks for the other person to be with you, is that right? Love? It is doomed to break up, and then you will find that you have lost not only your love, but also your own soul. The same confession is not necessarily true. People who say nice things may not all like you, but they may just be using you. It is important for you to remember the' purpose' behind it.

13、

Once, I jokingly asked my four-year-old daughter: We are going to raise a pig, but we need to arrange work. We need to choose one person to feed the pigs delicious food, clean the room, bathe the pigs and play with the pigs every day. what are you going to do？ The daughter answered without thinking:? Be a pig! ?

Suddenly realized

There is no fixed answer to life, and everyone likes the most comfortable life. Although we seem to have a result, we often ignore the most greedy and simple laziness in human nature. The choice you give others is often just what you want others to choose, but it doesn't mean that others will choose according to your wishes. Sometimes, no matter how well you do, for others, you refuse your kindness because you want something different. Simplicity and what you like make it easier for you to succeed.

14、

A man met a beautiful woman in a bar: Can I talk to you? The woman actually shouted: No, I won't sleep with you! ? The whole bar was staring at them, and the man was embarrassed. Then the woman came over and whispered, I'm a psychology student. I'm just testing people's reactions in embarrassing situations. ? At this time, the man shouted: 200? It's too expensive! ?

Suddenly realized

It's sad to be ignored by people who care about you very much. What's more sad is that you have to pretend as if nothing had happened. But if you are insulted by strangers at will, your IQ will improve a little. Why not fight back? However, you need to grasp the timing and methods, provided that you don't get angry.

15、

After reading his son's diary, the husband hit his wife angrily. The diary says: Uncle Chen came to my house to play with his mother today, saying that I could eat snacks after I finished my homework. Then, Uncle Chen praised me for doing my homework well, so he picked up my mother. My mother told my uncle to be careful, and then my uncle kissed my mother and me. The wife read the log and angered her son. The son cried: Dad, I made a mistake in punctuation. ?

Suddenly realized

It is necessary to distinguish that trust is based on distrust of the eyes. What you see may just be what you see, but you just can't see it. Maybe it doesn't exist, but you can't see it. Everything should be trusted and calm, so that you can grow and mature well, otherwise you will embarrass yourself.

16、

I have a crush on a girl, Xue Rou. My friend gave me an idea to help me light a candle under the floor of Xue Rou's bedroom and make a heart shape, which made me shout: Xue Rou, I love you! ? However, I was shy by nature and refused to talk for half a day after lighting the candle. More and more people are found upstairs. Several windows are full of people waiting to watch the excitement, and some even cheer me up. As a result, I held back for a long time and looked up and screamed: sell? Wax? Candles! ?

Suddenly realized

Dare not pursue, dare not face, will make you lose happiness all your life. Learn to be brave and strive for what you want, at least because of your cowardice. Maybe if you miss a confession, it will be your wife's turn to sleep in someone else's bed.

17、

A couple quarreled in the street, and the girl slapped her boyfriend hard. To save face, the man shouted to the woman:? Slap me again if you dare! ? His girlfriend slapped him again without hesitation. The man paused and said, since you are so obedient, I will spare you.

Suddenly realized

Bring disgrace to oneself and self-boredom never worked directly. In love, we often sacrifice the price of self-esteem in exchange for treasure, and ultimately hurt ourselves.

18、

A drives a BMW. b:？ Dude, where did you get the BMW? A:? I met a beautiful woman in the bar that day. In the evening, she drove me to the top of the mountain in her BMW, then took off her clothes and told me that you can have whatever you want. . So, I took her BMW. ? B pondered for a long time and said:? Dude, you did the right thing. You can't wear her clothes either. ?

Suddenly realized

Temptation is often superficial, refusing what the eyes see and grasping what the heart wants most are often good at success. You may or may not listen to the echo of your friends, but after listening, you need to know what like-minded people are.

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