What is the experience of boyfriend being a road idiot?

There is a road-crazy husband, and going out is a joke. Please cherish the road idiot, maybe one day he will disappear. Don't underestimate the road idiot. In the eyes of road idiots, walking during the day is different from walking at night, walking in summer is different from walking in winter, and walking on weekdays is different from walking on weekends. My husband always only knows how to go up and down. He lives in a flat map. Once I climbed Yuelu Mountain, there was one avenue and n paths. We tried our best to reach the top of the mountain in an hour. There are more and more pedestrians on the road, chatting and chatting, but no one can come back. Call him, he said he took a tree-lined path, and the path was just a path, and told him to wait for me at the pavilion halfway up the mountain. Half an hour later, I finally got halfway up the mountain, but there was no one there. I kept calling him and said he was in the bird language forest. He may get there soon. Another half hour passed. Call him. I have no idea where it is. Although I don't come to Yuelu Mountain every day, I will come to experience it every week. We are familiar with this. Continue to call him, find the road sign, stand there and wait for me, and answer: "There are trees all around, but there are no road signs." Really speechless, so stupid that you can't even go out to find a road sign? Finally, through the mobile phone positioning system, I found this road idiot husband. Go back, go out and tie it with a rope.