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A selection of three two-generation love jokes

I'm afraid your majesty can't see me clearly

One day, the king ordered two generations to be summoned. In the palace, everyone bowed to the king, except for two generations, who stood there with no gifts.

The king was furious and asked, "Why don't you salute me?"

Two generations smiled and said, "Your Majesty, you wanted to see me. If I bow like them, I'm afraid your majesty can't see me clearly. "

What people who have no money say is unintentional.

Villager Bayi mixed a sheep from two generations of lovers into his own flock. Afandi asked for it, and Bayi said, "That sheep is mine. Why should I give it to you? " Two generations of love and Qazi's reasoning are useless. That Bayi teased the two generations of love and said, "Two generations of love, don't waste time, it's useless to go anywhere." As the saying goes,' the rich have a point, but the poor have no intention'. "

The next day, two generations of love pulled five sheep from Bayi family and put them in his sheepfold. When Bayi came to ask for it, the two generations scolded him with the most ugly and obscene words. Bayi asked him, "Two generations of love, what are you doing?"

"Yes, master bayi, you're right. I didn't mean to say anything. Please don't be angry. " Two generations of love replied.

This is rabbit soup.

One day, a farmer sent a rabbit to two generations.

Two generations of love invited him into the house and treated him well.

A week later, the man came to the two generations of lovers again and said to them, "I gave you a rabbit last week, didn't I?"

Two generations of love invited him into the house and gave him another wonderful reception.

Another week passed, and several farmers came to two generations of lovers. They said to the two generations, "We are neighbors of the man who sent you rabbits last time."

Two generations of love invited them in again, and it was another sumptuous tea and dinner.

Another week passed, and early in the morning, someone knocked on the door of two generations of lovers.

Two generations of love opened the door and saw a group of strangers standing at the door. They said, "We are neighbors of the neighbors who sent you rabbits."

The two generations still treat each other with courtesy and invite them into the house.

At lunch time, the wife of two generations brought them a big basin of cold water and put it in front of them.

Two generations of love politely said to them: "friends, please eat!" " "

"Hey, two generations of love, what is this?" Someone asked avanti.

"This is the soup of rabbit soup." Two generations of love replied.