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The first part of the speech contest is talent show. I want to tell a humorous joke in spoken English!
A man and a woman bicker every day, and one day the woman said to the man, "Let's call a truce!" " Man: "A truce? How to stop? " Woman: "Let's follow the historical practice! "Man:" Kiss? "
The most happy thing
The happiest thing every day is to watch my wife pat her face with lotion in the morning, "pa" and "pa"
","pa ",that's cool. I listened and said to myself," I told you to let me wash my socks, let me pick up the children, don't let me drink, don't let me play games, fight, fight hard!
A little joke
A woman is lovelorn and crying. All her friends were comforting her, only to know later that she and her boyfriend had gone out to get a room and slept in the middle. Her boyfriend woke her up with tears in his eyes and said, I miss my mother. Want to go home.
The price of getting drunk
My brother-in-law came home drunk at night, and my sister was very angry, but she couldn't get angry with the drunk, so she put lipstick on herself and kissed some marks on her sleeping husband's neck and face. When my brother-in-law woke up the next day, my sister began to quarrel with him and asked him where he had been fooling around yesterday. Mother-in-law came to stop the fight and saw the lipstick mark on her son's face, which was a slap. In the next few days, my brother-in-law tried to remember what he did that night.
I hope your roommates and teachers are happy.
1, there is a boy in our dormitory who is unsociable and likes a girl. Once he got up the courage to call his roommate: I want to invite you to climb the mountain tomorrow.
The roommate hesitated and asked, where shall we meet?
The boy said shyly, let's meet at the top of the mountain. . .
2, a sister paper in the dormitory is worried that she will not get married if she has a bad temper, and she will linger in the dormitory all day.
I can't stand the sister paper in bed, saying, "You can definitely get married, and you can get married several times!" "
3. Introduce yourself. . .
Hello, my name is Chen Xiaomai.
Well, my name is Xin Mi. . .
Ha ha ha ha. . .
Head teacher: Pay attention to classroom discipline, and don't laugh. I am everyone's class teacher. My name is Liang Cang.
4. The roommate is ugly and can't find a boyfriend. Finally one day I met a net friend.
After a while, she came back crying. We asked her how she was, and she said, "He just said I wasn't good enough for you and left."
A roommate comforted: "Nothing. People are very smooth. Don't be too sad. "
. . .
5. Loving roommates
1. I have classes together every day, and there is absolutely no contact during the holidays.
2. Six-person dormitory, I have five sons. Everyone else thinks so.
If one person goes to bed late, everyone can't sleep. If one gets up early, everyone can afford it.
4. Biography of Women Sleeping and Brokeback Mountain of Men Sleeping.
5. Few people who sleep in the upper bunk are brothers, but many are uncles and ubers.
6. I have never really turned against each other, and I have never been seriously worried.
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