National Day humorous jokes and jokes.

1. You really don't know how happy I am on National Day if I don't show my cards in the monthly exam.

2. I got together with my old classmates the day before the National Day holiday, drank in KTV, and sang "beijing beijing" when I left. I hummed while walking, and even fell asleep when I got into a taxi. In the morning, the driver woke me up: Beijing has arrived!

I have heard of sunny days in Jay Chou, cloudy days in Karen Mok and rainy days in Stephanie, but my favorite is the seven-day National Day holiday.

4, who lent me money, let me go out for a few days on National Day, repayment in installments every day is a lifetime, and there are surprises every day, how romantic.

5. I am a very planned person. Although I always don't make plans at work, I have planned how to play National Day.

6, let's talk about it, how did you spend the National Day, of course, lying down!

7. Sending a message is a dime, and returning a message is a dime, a dime, and a dime, which adds up to many points. The National Day holiday is coming. Today, I will reluctantly pull out another dime. I wish you a happy National Day. If someone else does it, I'll be penniless!

8. Next, I will perform a program for you and write a whole National Day homework in one night.

9. The colors of National Day, such as sky blue, sunshine gold, national flag red, pigeon white and Song Bailv, are not as good as yours. Oh, there is another saying, Happy National Day.

10, National Day holiday from Wednesday to Thursday, shopping should follow, follow, listen; Housework done, bills paid, complaints heard, grievances endured. Honey, keep it!