Please help me translate English joke or Chinese joke into English. About encountering difficulties, it is used to laugh and relax when encountering difficulties.

Two Birds

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

Student : I cannot point out but I know the answer.

Teacher: Please tell us.

Student: the swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

Two birds

Teacher: There are two birds here, one is a sparrow. Can anyone point out which is a swallow and which is a sparrow?

Student: I can’t point out, but I know the answer.

Teacher: Please tell me.

Student: Next to a swallow is a sparrow, and next to a sparrow is a swallow.

The Fish Net

"Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?"

"A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl.

Fish net

"Can you tell me what the fish net is made of, Ann?" the teacher asked.

"Tie many small holes together with ropes to make a fishing net." The little girl replied.

Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins." The man said "How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins." After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, "Congratulations, you got triplets." Man was like "Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the "3 musketeers." Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says

"Congratulations, you got twins x2." Man is happy and says, "Ironic, I work for the hotel "4 Seasons." All three of they are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall. They asked him what's wrong and he answered, "What's wrong? I work for 7up"!

Four good friends met in the hospital. Their wives were giving birth. The nurse came to the first man and said, "Congratulations, you have twins." The man said, "How strange, I am the manager of the Minnesota Twins." "After a while, the nurse came over and said to the second man: "Congratulations, you are pregnant with triplets." The man liked it very much: "Well, what a coincidence. I am the director of 3M Company." Finally, the nurse came over and said to the third man. The three men said: "Congratulations, you have two sets of twins." The man said happily: "It's ridiculous, I work for the Four Seasons Hotel." The three of them were very happy, but the fourth partner was as anxious as a fever. The ant on the pot, cursing God and banging his head against the wall. They asked him what was wrong, and he replied: "What's wrong? I work for Qixi Company!"

I wish you happiness! O(∩_∩)O~~