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In fact, writing is a very enjoyable thing, especially writing about your own experiences. I will write a series of articles on "Family Documentary" recently. One is really for the documentary, and the other is really afraid that I will forget things around me because of my age, and I know very well that if I really forget, I will lose a lot of wealth.

In the last article, I said that I have a sister who is one year younger than me. She was very young when she was born, and she was still a medicine jar. She is in poor health and can't swallow anything. She eats so little that her mother-in-law and grandfather are often at a loss. Every night, my mother-in-law looks at this little life and her heart is about to cry. Fortunately, my grandparents didn't give up. After trying all kinds of remedies provided by the villagers, my sister's health really improved. It seems that even God can't bear to see her lovely sister leave.

My sister began to chew slowly, moving her mother-in-law and grandfather to tears. As long as she knows that she can eat, she will be refreshed and there will be hope for everything. My sister is getting better every day, and her little face is no longer horribly pale, and she begins to turn red, like a ripe red apple.

Maybe it's because I was in poor health since I was a child. My sister is always a head younger than me. Although she keeps trying to supplement nutrition, she is still half small.

She was depressed. Why is someone else's sister taller and shorter than her sister? You must have more snacks than me! To be honest, I'm helpless, too. When you were young, you ate slowly. I ate it all, and I must only eat yours!

It is common for me to rob my sister of her food. I can't help it At that time, she ate too slowly I was anxious, so I helped her. This is a good thing! It seems that I don't want this face!

From small to large, we look alike, one is an enlarged version and the other is a reduced version. Therefore, people often regard us as twins. At first, my mother-in-law explained it, but later she didn't explain it, because the older she grew up, the less like each other!

Although my sister is lively, she is afraid of the dark, thunder and ghosts. I never dared to be alone when I was a child. I have to be with you. When it thunders at night, I cry and sleep with my neck around my neck. The louder the thunder, the louder I cry! Not even broken!

I always hold my sister's hand when I go out, so the photos taken when I was a child will always be me holding her little hand tightly.

When I was young, my sister and I followed my mother-in-law and grandpa to the village for dinner. Those grannies will tease us in various ways when they see me and my sister. Say that our parents don't want us; Everyone said that my sister was 18 thousand, because my sister was fined 18 thousand for giving birth to a child, and this name became my sister's nickname. When I met her, her name was eighteen thousand.

My sister hid behind me and looked at them with a face of injustice. At this time, an uncle suddenly came, and my sister and I were very afraid of him. The reason is that this strange uncle is so ugly that he completely conforms to the monster in my sister's and mine, and we are all too scared to move.

Uncle Strange has no left ear, and all the places he can see on his face and body are scars left by the fire.

However, at that time, we knew nothing but crying. The strange uncle said he wanted to eat his sister, so he began to show his teeth. At that time, I was too young to stop that strange uncle. When I saw that he wanted to eat with a long mouth, I immediately protected my sister and said loudly with tears: Don't eat my sister, you eat me!

I thought it would be the end of the century, but the sudden laughter around us brought us back to reality. From then on, everyone will joke and say, "I'm going to eat your sister." Although I know it's a joke, every time I see that strange uncle, I'm scared, leaving a psychological shadow on my sister and me. From then on, we will not go to school or go home in front of my strange uncle's house, but make a detour.

Later, when I grow up, my mother-in-law will laugh at us when she talks about it.

Suddenly one day, my mother-in-law and I went out to buy food and saw an old man with sparse hair and shabby clothes walking by the road with tofu in his hand. My mother-in-law pointed at me excitedly and said,' He was the one who wanted to eat your sister when he was a child, and now he is old.

Later, I learned that Uncle Strange was still very handsome when he was young and had a very virtuous wife. However, natural and man-made disasters have befallen this family, and uncle is always to blame.

Doing farm work in the field, my wife fell asleep at home boiling water, and the fire core set the house on fire. The kitchen was full of firewood at that time, and the fire soon surrounded the whole house. Uncle Strange saw the smoke coming out, dropped his hoe and rushed home. Finally, his wife was hopeless and was badly burned.

Uncle Guai was sad for a long time, and everyone in the village sympathized with him. Did him a favor and everyone invited him to dinner. Mother-in-law said that strange uncle likes children very much, and he is happy to look at them. Last time, he made you both cry. Later, he learned that you two didn't go to his door and had to go a long way, so he came to my house and said he was sorry many times.

My mother-in-law said it was strange that my uncle was old and his teeth fell badly. He often comes to the vegetable market to buy tofu. He is a poor man, living on subsistence allowances, and has never been married again in his life.

At this moment, I turned to see him hobbling into a grocery store step by step. When I came out, I went to the stall selling tofu with an orange lollipop in my hand. The children there are about 4 years old. Seeing him still crying, I was out of breath, just like my sister and I were children.

Uncle strange took out Stickmen and put it in front of the children. The child stared blankly at the lollipop, trying to reach for it. Then he saw the strange uncle and drew back his hand. Uncle strange brought Stickmen closer again. The child's watery eyes saw that he didn't mean to take it back. He quickly took away the lollipop and began to peel the wrapping paper and put it in his mouth. Then he got scared and glanced at the strange uncle quietly. When children see strange uncle laughing, they are embarrassed and laugh at strange uncle.

Strange uncle turned and walked in the direction of home, just like a wife waiting to go home and cook.

If that strange uncle had done the same to me and my sister at that time, maybe we wouldn't want to go home by a long way, because my sister was very insecure and later became more timid.

If there is an orange-flavored lollipop in front of me, maybe during that time, my lively sister will not be particularly afraid of strange uncles.

But strange uncle? Actually, he's not surprised. He is just a man who has lost his wife and children. He likes children, but doesn't know how to get along with them. He treats every child as his own.

He was satisfied when he saw the smiling faces of children in close contact with them again and again. Mother-in-law said Uncle Strange still likes children, and he is the king of children around him.

When I got home, I told my sister about my strange uncle, and my sister suddenly realized that he was such a strange uncle!

There was no beauty or ugliness at that moment, and the sunshine became very gentle.