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Dolphins in the aquarium fly for a while, dive for a while, and climb to the water bank for a while. Have you ever heard the fairy tales of dolphins? The foll

A selection of dolphin fairy tales?

Dolphins in the aquarium fly for a while, dive for a while, and climb to the water bank for a while. Have you ever heard the fairy tales of dolphins? The foll

A selection of dolphin fairy tales?

Dolphins in the aquarium fly for a while, dive for a while, and climb to the water bank for a while. Have you ever heard the fairy tales of dolphins? The following is what I arranged for you, I hope it will be useful to you!

1: dolphin audit

Dolphin just graduated from the Marine Police School and was assigned to the Fish Police Station as a registered policeman. In order to get familiar with the situation faster, it decided to check the account immediately.

Dolphins come to Haima's house first. Oh, it turns out that the hippocampus is only this small, just like an earthworm. There is a baby bag under its abdomen, and the little hippocampus inside looks at the guests curiously.

The dolphin thought, this must be mother seahorse. So it came forward and said, "Mama Haima, I'm a newly registered policeman, and I want to check my account."

Haima took out the household registration book and said with a smile, "I'm not Haima's mother, I'm Haima's father." Seeing the surprise of the dolphins, Haima went on to say, "Our seahorses are all raised by our fathers. Every spawning season, mother seahorse lays her eggs in a pouch in my abdomen for me to hatch. About ten days later, the baby hippocampus was born. They will swim out of the pouch and hide in danger. "

"Oh, I see. Father Haima, I'm really sorry. " The dolphin is very sorry to say.

After leaving the home of Haima, dolphins came to the home of anglerfish again, and a chubby anglerfish greeted them. The dolphin said, "Are you the father of anglerfish?" I'm here to audit the accounts. "

"No, I'm mother anglerfish." The anglerfish blushed and handed the hukou book.

Dolphins feel embarrassed and think they are too bold. While turning over the household registration book, it asked, "Where is the father of anglerfish?"

Mother anglerfish smiled and said, "It's my treat!" "He said, pointing to a protruding sarcoma on one side of his body." We have lived together since childhood, so close together that it is impossible to separate gradually. "

The dolphin opened its eyes again. After checking the household registration book, it said goodbye to the mother anglerfish.

The next stop is Il's house. This time, the dolphin accepted the previous two lessons and asked carefully, "Excuse me, are you the father of the eel or the mother of the eel?"

"I am a mother first, and then a father." The eel said mysteriously.

"Don't be ridiculous ..." The dolphin was really confused.

"I'm not kidding. I did become a mother first and then a father. " Monopterus albus said seriously, "We are all females since childhood. When I grow up, I only lay eggs once, and then I become a male. In other words, we can only be mothers once and fathers forever. "

Monopterus albus added: "There is also a small grouper in the fish, which is more interesting. They are hermaphroditic, both father and mother. "

"Well, it seems that the situation of submarine residents is quite complicated. I want to work hard ... "

The dolphin said goodbye to the eel and swam to the next family.

Chapter Two: The Adventures of Little Dolphins

"ah! Little dolphin, you have a fever. " Mother dolphin touched the little dolphin's forehead and said, "I told you not to swim in the cold water in the deep sea." You must go, remember next time! " "

"Mom, I feel terrible. Stop it. " The little dolphin said slowly.

"Then let's go to the sea lion doctor for an injection." Mom is in a hurry.

"I'm not going, I'm not going, I'm afraid of injections." The little dolphin ran into his house, closed the door and hid. No matter how the mother dolphin knocks at the door, the baby dolphin just won't open the door-

"Bring me the little dolphin!" A loud noise woke the little dolphin, and it looked around with its eyes wide open. Two big crabs are struggling forward. A needle tube the size of a rolling pin sits on a high platform in the middle of the front. On its left is a round face with glass glasses, and on its right is a thin and tall guy wearing a metal helmet.

"I am the king of needles, little dolphin. Do you know the crime? " The needle tube said in a very arrogant tone. The little dolphin was asked in a fog and didn't know how to answer. "Little dolphin, I'm asking you a question. Answer quickly! "

"You dare not say! Buddha pill, talk about its crimes. " Needle. Go ahead.

"yes, your majesty." The round face with a pair of glass glasses stood up, took out a medical record book and said, "Name: Little Dolphin. Gender: male. Age: two and a half years old. Symptoms: runny nose, fever and tears. Cause: I didn't listen to my parents' advice and went swimming with the little octopus in the deep sea and cold water. Treatment: injections and drugs. "

"What else do you have to say?" The needle king asked the little dolphin.

"I'm afraid of pain, just don't have an injection!" The little dolphin said loudly.

"what! Dare to defy discipline. Universal thermometer! Give me a heavy blow! "

"Yes!" The guy in the helmet came over and hit the little dolphin on the * * *.

"Now give the dolphin an injection!" Here comes the needle kingdom dynasty dolphin.

The little dolphin doesn't look so good. It struggled desperately, but the crab didn't catch it. It swam out at once. The little dolphin has escaped, King Needle. They're right behind them.

The little dolphin swam into the seaweed forest, thinking it could hide now. Unfortunately, I ran into a small octopus hiding behind kelp. Both of them fell to the ground: "Why are you here?" Asked the little dolphin.

"I'm afraid the injection will be hidden here." The little octopus replied. At this moment, King Needle suddenly surrounded the octopus and dolphins.

"Give the little dolphin an injection!" King Needle came angrily-the little dolphin felt a sharp pain. He opened his eyes and saw his mother and doctor, the sea lion, standing by his bed. I still have an infusion tube in my body.

"Dreaming again? I didn't get an injection yesterday. Today, your fever is worse, and my mother has to give you an infusion. " By this time, the little dolphin couldn't feel how much the needle hurt, and fell asleep again in a daze.

The moral of this story is: minor ailments should be treated early, and never wait until the illness is serious to see a doctor. The same is true of doing things. If you do something wrong, you should correct it as soon as possible. Don't wait until the problem is serious to think of repentance.

Chapter 3: Little Dolphin who loves telling stories.

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One day in the summer vacation, the little dolphin went to Grandpa Tortoise's house to listen to a story. Shortly after he went out, he saw small flying fish swimming past him in a hurry. Little dolphin asked, "Little flying fish, where are you going?"

Xiao Fei fish head said without looking back, "I'm going to grandpa tortoise's house to listen to a story."

The little dolphin said happily, "just right, I'll go with you!" " "

"I'm not going with you!" Little flying fish said disdainfully, "I'm almost two years old, so I can't take care of myself and have no ability to live independently."

The little dolphin said unconvinced, "Do you have the ability to live independently?"

Small flying fish said: "I found my own food when I was born. You are almost two years old and still eat your mother's milk!" " "

"You-"The little dolphin had nothing to say at the moment.

"What are you arguing about, children?" Unconsciously, they came to grandpa tortoise's door. Grandpa tortoise heard the quarrel and swam quickly.

The little dolphin told me what just happened.

Grandpa turtle said to the flying fish, "son, you are wrong about the little dolphin." Little dolphins are different from you. You are a fish in the ocean, and a dolphin is a mammal living in the ocean. " You breathe with your cheeks and dolphins breathe with their lungs; You are oviparous, and the baby dolphin is viviparous, so the baby dolphin needs to be suckled, and many baby dolphins need to be suckled until they are over two years old. "

"Oh!" The little flying fish nodded puzzled. Smiling shyly at the little dolphin is an apology to the little dolphin.

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"Son, what are you going to do?" Seeing that the little flying fish and the little dolphin were reconciled, Grandpa Tortoise deliberately asked.

"Listen to the story, listen to the story ..." The little dolphin scrambled to say.

"storytelling is ok, but there is one condition."

"Grandpa Turtle, tell me what the conditions are!" The little dolphin thought Grandpa Tortoise was playing the suspense again.

Grandpa Tortoise said, "As long as one of you can turn me over and put it on my back, I will start telling stories!" " "

"What's the difficulty!" The little dolphin said confidently, "Look at me!"

With that, the little dolphin swam under Grandpa Turtle's body, lifted it with a sharp and hard beak [Hu] and lifted Grandpa Turtle out of the water. Next, the little dolphin tried to turn grandpa tortoise's body over, but it took a lot of effort and failed.

"What's the matter? Don't brothers and sisters often turn Grandpa Turtle upside down? " The little dolphin thinks, "no, I'll try again." I can't let the little flying fish laugh at me anymore! " "

Grandpa tortoise saw the little dolphin's mind and said with a smile, "Listen to the story first and come back after a rest, ok?"

The little dolphin nodded obediently.

Grandpa turtle cleared his throat and said, "one day, a mother dolphin went to the bay to feed." When she came near the bathing beach, she suddenly saw a person struggling desperately on the sea. Without thinking much, the female dolphin swam quickly and pushed the drowning man to the surface with its sharp beak. Then, the mother dolphin jumped down with the drowning man and approached the beach until she pushed him into shallow water.

After the rescued person woke up, he wanted to know who saved him and looked around. When he found that there was only one dolphin around the bathing beach, he realized that it was the dolphin who saved him, so the rescued person bowed respectfully to the dolphin mother three times ... "

"What a brave mother dolphin!" The little dolphin said with emotion.

"yes." Grandpa tortoise said, "Do you want to know who this brave mother is?"

"Of course I want to know!"

"She is your mother!"

"My mother? ! "The little dolphin was pleasantly surprised.

"Yes, you have a brave mother!"

"Grandpa Tortoise, do you have any dolphins?" I don't know when the female dolphin swam over.

"Here it is." Grandpa tortoise said, "I'm telling the children the story of your saving lives!" " "

"Mom, you are amazing!" The little dolphin swam proudly to its mother.

"Nothing, son!" Mother dolphin said, "Saving people is our loving nature. In this case, any dolphin will do this. "

"Mom, I want to do the same!"

Mother Dolphin said, "Son, if you want to save people, you must practice basic skills first."

"What basic skills?" The little dolphin asked incredulously.

Mother Dolphin said: "The basic skill is the skill of the object above the head."

Looking at Grandpa Tortoise, the little dolphin smiled shyly. Only then did he realize that Grandpa Tortoise told him the importance of practicing basic skills in different ways.

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"Grandpa turtle, what a good way to educate children!" Mother dolphin looks grateful.

"When I am older, I have experienced more things and more stories."

Mother dolphin said, "I still remember the story of the dolphin pilot you told me!" " "

"I want to hear the story of the dolphin pilot, I want to hear the story of the dolphin pilot …" The little dolphin and the little flying fish said in unison.

"Children, let Grandpa Tortoise have a rest, and I'll tell you!"

The little dolphin and the little flying fish leaned over to the mother dolphin. Mother dolphin said, "There is a white dolphin who likes traveling very much. One day, when he passed a channel, the weather suddenly changed. In an instant, the sea was foggy and the direction was difficult to distinguish. In the dark, he found a monster floating on the sea. "Who would come here in such bad weather?" He looked intently and saw clearly that it was a lost ship. Just then, there was a whisper on the boat. Following the sound, the white dolphin saw a man draw a cross on his chest. The white dolphin thought that the man who drew the cross might be the captain of the ship. Maybe he is asking God to help them out of the fog and danger, but at this time, only I can save them.' Thinking of this, the white dolphin swam quickly to the front of the boat,' cheep-cheep-cheep-'the white dolphin shouted,' friend, please come with me! Although the captain didn't hear the cry of the white dolphin, his eyes lit up when he saw the white dolphin descending with the waves:' Did God send this dolphin to guide us?'

The captain in despair seemed to see the lighthouse in the night flight and immediately ordered to follow the white dolphin. Finally, the ship, led by the white dolphin, bypassed the reef, escaped the turbulence and walked out of the land of terror. "

"Mom, it's foggy. How do white dolphins see the reef clearly? "

"Son, we dolphins have the special function of detecting reefs!"

"Do we have special functions?" The little dolphin asked doubtfully, "Why didn't I know?"

Mother dolphin said, "The valve and airbag system in our dolphin head can emit ultrasonic waves. This kind of sound wave has a very accurate echolocation function. Therefore, in the ocean world with dark light and complex geological conditions, we can track and capture various targets flexibly and accurately without hurting ourselves due to collision. "

"Oh, so that's it!" The little dolphin shook his head proudly and said, "No wonder my head never touches a stone!" " "

Mother Dolphin went on to say, "With this special function, we can also assist humans to complete tasks such as patrol, anti-submarine and mine clearance."

Hearing this, the little flying fish looked at the mother dolphin with surprised eyes.

"Children, every creature in the ocean has its own unique survival skills and habits. As long as we respect each other, our life will be better! " Grandpa tortoise looked at the flying fish and said, "Let's talk about flying fish. Your gliding skills are unique in our sea! " "

The little dolphin and the little flying fish smiled at each other and said, "Grandpa Tortoise, we still have to listen to the story!" " "

Grandpa tortoise's story begins again. ...