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I have participated in the Chinese marking of the Beijing College Entrance Examination for two years, and picking out points in the dense text does not affect the marking mood.

"We are not so ruthless when marking papers."

Character identity: Reviewer's name: Li Jun (pseudonym) Age: 32 years old Main experience: Two years' participation in marking Chinese in Beijing College Entrance Examination.

Every year, when about 654.38+ 10,000 college entrance examination students in the city finish the final exam, throw their schoolbags aside and start to have dinner and relax completely, the examiners are starting the annual "final exam".

In their hands, it is the future of candidates. In the eyes of others, their every thought, even their daily mood, may directly affect the final score of candidates.

Li Jun (pseudonym), who has participated in marking Chinese papers in Beijing College Entrance Examination for two years, said frankly, "When I realized that the fate of 65,438+10,000 candidates was sealed in our cordon, I already knew the weight of my thin paper ..."

Regarding the rumor that handwriting will be deducted, Li Jun especially wants to say: "We are not so ruthless when judging papers. We understand candidates! "

First marking

The pressure of crossing the warning line is as great as the college entrance examination.

In the summer of 2005, less than ten days before the college entrance examination, Li Jun was told to take part in the marking of the college entrance examination that year.

At that time, it had been nearly ten years since he took the college entrance examination. Li Jun was inevitably a little excited about having another chance to contact the college entrance examination paper and "take" the big exam again. "I can't wait to tell me all my former senior three students that I have taken the college entrance examination again." Li Jun recalled the scene at that time and said with some embarrassment.

At that time, there were more than 400 people who participated in marking with him, 20 of whom were a marking group with a team leader. These judges include front-line teachers from middle schools, teachers majoring in Chinese in well-known universities, and doctoral students.

On the third day after the college entrance examination, it was Li Jun's first day at work. He deliberately went out more than half an hour early.

On the way, I was still excited about "the college entrance examination is coming again", but when I saw that the whole teaching building was surrounded by a warning line, and full-time security guards and public security personnel strictly checked the papers and checked the photos before releasing them, Li Jun's heart thumped. "Seeing that battle, I suddenly realized strongly that the fate of 65,438+10,000 students was sealed in this cordon. There was no excitement or intimacy at that time. I only feel that my palms are starting to sweat, which is more tense than the college entrance examination. " Li Jun recalled the scene when he crossed the cordon for the first time. He clenched his fist subconsciously and spoke faster.

After reading through the grading rules, marking papers is still more difficult than expected.

Usually the standard answers given by the proposition group are attached to the paper. However, there are many subjective questions in the Chinese test paper, and almost no examinee can be exactly the same as the standard answer.

Therefore, one or two days before the official marking, the marking team leader and related experts will randomly select dozens of papers with pencils for pre-marking, and formulate marking rules according to the candidates' answers.

This grading rule is a "reference book" for these 400-odd judges in the next five days.

"We also need to participate in training, divide the' authority' of everyone's marking, and thoroughly understand the scoring rules." Li Jun said. Although he has repeatedly studied the grading rules, it is difficult for Li Jun to start marking the real college entrance examination papers. He found that the actual answer was more complicated and difficult than he thought.

When marking papers for the first time, Li Jun was in charge of a test of modern Chinese reading comprehension.

Subjective candidates have a lot of room to play, and the answers are varied. Some of them are close to the score, and you can't make a mistake if you kill them with a stick. Therefore, when marking papers, we should use our brains to see if the candidates' answers close to the mark are in line with the original intention.

On the other hand, most candidates are used to listing subjective questions in long paragraphs and rarely write them themselves. There are too many words, and it is inevitable that the handwriting will be scribbled. It is necessary for the reviewer to pick out the main points in the dense four or five words. "Chinese has many subjective questions. To be on the safe side, each question is scored by one reviewer and handed over to another team member for review, that is, another score. " Li Jun explained that if the second-year students have no objection, or the given score is within a reasonable range, then the score of this question is finally determined, but if the second-year students have objections, it will be decided by the leader of the marking team.

If you encounter a test paper with the same composition, it will be pre-rated as a perfect composition, and the leader of the marking group will also report it, which will be finalized after joint research by many experts.

Cool down with an electric fan. T-shirts are soaked with sweat every day.

Peking University is one of the marking points of Chinese examination papers in Beijing College Entrance Examination. After the end of the college entrance examination on June 8 every year, tens of thousands of college entrance examination papers arrive, and a teaching building will be completely closed, and the marking work will begin for about a week.

The marking season is in hot, hot outdoor and sultry indoor. The average temperature in Beijing in the afternoon is generally above 32 degrees Celsius. More than 400 examiners are in a teaching building of Peking University, with one classroom for every 20 people. Because there is no air conditioning in the marking room, the marking staff can only use the electric fan to cool down. "In the days of marking, T-shirts were soaked with sweat almost every day, and only a few more fans could be used to cool down." Nevertheless, Li Jun said seriously, "No matter how hot the weather is, it will not affect the grading mood. We will take every paper seriously."

Most people want to clarify.

Graffiti points? "We are not so heartless."

Usually before the college entrance examination, candidates will hear their teachers say, "The college entrance examination marking field is hot and stuffy. The marking teacher needs to read nearly 65438+ ten thousand papers in three to five days. If he comes across a scribbled and densely written paper, he won't read it at all, just skip it and don't give points. The composition only lasts for 3 minutes, and the marking teacher only looks at the topic, beginning and ending ... "

These words make candidates feel that the examiner is ruthless, as if they are all black-faced judges. "We are not so ruthless when marking papers." When Li Jun said this, he looked helpless.

When judging the reading problem of Modern Chinese, Li Jun once saw such a paper. On the surface of the paper with about three or four lines reserved for answering questions, the students wrote four lines in a dense way. After writing, he may feel that he still doesn't understand. He deliberately drew a long arrow at the end of the fourth line, pointed to the bottom blank of the paper, and added "turn it over, thank you."

Having said that, Li Jun laughed out loud and told reporters frankly that there are not a few such cases in Chinese volumes. "Candidates are always worried that they don't cover everything, and they always want to write more so that we can choose the answer from a long passage. This is understandable, and we will patiently read the contents of his arrow. " "I hope that the students can answer the questions according to the rules and write neatly, leaving a good impression on the reviewers. In fact, the teachers have exaggerated our grading standards and some are alarmist, "Li Jun said. "We understand the candidates!"

Marked memory

The answer is ironic * unfortunately.

Chinese examination papers are different from other subjects, and there are many subjective questions. Candidates give multiple answers to a question.

What impressed Li Jun the most was a topic in 2006. The test paper requires candidates to match a poster with a public service advertisement.

A very simple topic, just in a flexible way, gives a surprising answer.

Some candidates said that "solving problems is like mixing tofu with shallots, a piece of cake", while others simply wrote "Nothing is difficult in the world".

Li Jun told reporters helplessly that these candidates had a wrong understanding of this topic. This problem must be suppressed at two points. First, the original intention of tofu mixed with onion is very clear, and the second is to understand what public service advertising is. "Anyone who has heard the song' The favorite dish is green onion mixed with tofu, one green, two white, clean and white, without adulteration' can answer this question."

Li Jun told reporters with a serious face that he was sorry to see such a ridiculous answer.

Beijing-style examination questions in the college entrance examination challenge foreign examiners.

The fate of nearly/kloc-0.0 million candidates is in the hands of examiners, but sometimes they know nothing about them. Li Jun told reporters about some new situations.

One year, the Chinese college entrance examination gave a free question, and the test paper gave a sentence of "rubbing black children" in Beijing dialect, requiring candidates to write such an image of Beijing dialect.

This problem appeared in Beijing newspapers, and these children in Beijing should be familiar with it. But the difficulty is that this is a specific occasion. In such a tense situation, candidates may not be able to think of such vivid words. As long as it is Beijing dialect and feels like Beijing dialect, write it down and give various answers. Moth, Main Arm, Toad Bone Blossom, Hairy Child ... These Beijing dialects that can be understood by old Beijingers have stumped examiners from all over the motherland.

Many members of the marking group frowned at the "Beijing dialect" written by the candidates. After all, the coverage of the standard answers given in the grading rules is limited, but it is not easy to judge whether the candidates have written something wrong. Image or not, whether Beijing dialect is enough for these commentators to ponder for a while.

Li Jun told reporters with a smile that many teachers specially found reference books of Beijing dialect from libraries and bookstores and compared them sentence by sentence. Finally, to be on the safe side, after coordination, this question was handed over to the marking teacher in Beijing for marking.